Gathering a Posse...

[NoJo]

Just rekkied the GB.

Now pay attention: They have a couple of weak threads, which are open to a traditional ground attack. But remember men, they can muster a lot of bods on the ground pretty sharpish. So we need the element of surprise...

I suggest an automatic webbot which sprays "GB Wankers" on every thread. Should be simple for the boffins to rig up.

 

[Guest]

Just rekkied the GB.

Now pay attention: They have a couple of weak threads, which are open to a traditional ground attack. But remember men, they can muster a lot of bods on the ground pretty sharpish. So we need the element of surprise...

I suggest an automatic webbot which sprays "GB Wankers" on every thread. Should be simple for the boffins to rig up.

Joe, I fucking love it!!! Pure genius!

Right, I'm onto it...

Lou

P.S. PMSL

 

[NoJo]

BTW I exlude myself from the boffin list. Too much like the last ten years... unless usual contractor rates apply.

Still, the idea is damned appealing. Use standard sax xml parser on the HTML... Oh, I've just come...mop that up later... Hmm... get round the post frequency throttle by using a pool of IDs... ten should do it...

 

[Guest]

BTW I exlude myself from the boffin list. Too much like the last ten years... unless usual contractor rates apply.

Still, the idea is damned appealing. Use standard sax xml parser on the HTML... Oh, I've just come...mop that up later... Hmm... get round the post frequency throttle by using a pool of IDs... ten should do it...

Yeah, I was getting pretty hot myself. But, I've just consulted my own personal boffin(s) and they said it would take an hour or two to write, and would probably break the law in the process. We'd effectively be launching a DOS attack. I don't think Laurel would be best pleased with us, or other Lit members for that matter. It would grind Lit to a halt, for quite some time... Have you seen how many threads are running in the GB alone?

I think we might just have to do it manually, and all of us try to post that to as many threads there as possible, in the shortest space of time.

Lou

 

[NoJo]

I think we might just have to do it manually,

Snigger. "Do It Manually". Trouble is, my only weapon is cunning. Cunning and Linguistics. Both useless against the massed hordes. besides, some of them are okay; innocent people will be hurt. Against the Geneva convention. Anyway, the bot solution would be so elegant, dammit.

 

[Guest]

Snigger. "Do It Manually". Trouble is, my only weapon is cunning. Cunning and Linguistics. Both useless against the massed hordes. besides, some of them are okay; innocent people will be hurt. Against the Geneva convention. Anyway, the bot solution would be so elegant, dammit.

Well, maybe we should take the other tac, then? Kill them with kindness, suffocate them with nicities, post pics of cuteness and downright vomit-worthy stuff. They hit us with cock pics, we should hit them with the polar oppsite... pretty flowers.

Lou

 

[NoJo]

Check out DL's last post on Books we've Read.

 

[Guest]

Check out DL's last post on Books we've Read.

Hmmm, interesting.

So, you think I should get try to persuade them to join my cult? I don't think I want their mug shots.

Lou

 

[NoJo]

I was following on from your "nice" strategy... there's nothing more scary than a bunch of nice people (shudders). Not sure I could manage it for long, though.

 

[Guest]

I was following on from your "nice" strategy... there's nothing more scary than a bunch of nice people (shudders). Not sure I could manage it for long, though.

Ah, yeah, I get ya now!

Oh, I could manage it 'til the cows come home. I can be sickly sweet when I want to be.

Too late to try it tonight, though. Myabe I'll put it action tomorrow night. Not sure how many from here will join in, though.

Ummmm, about three or four!

They'll all just think I'm crazy.

Lou

P.S. I'm getting into practice.

 

[redrider4u]

Not quite sure what for yet, but it might be fun to go into the GB mob-handed one night.

Not that I'm about to start up a war, or anything pathetic like that, but I am feeling rather tough and feisty as of late.

Tate

Just call me "Raoul the Rebel," joining you.........wanting the south american revolution stereotype..............

But, taking beret off.....you decide senorita............

 

[Guest]

Woohoo! A new recruit for the cause. Welcome aboard, "Raoul the Rebel".

Lou

 

[redrider4u]

Woohoo! A new recruit for the cause. Welcome aboard, "Raoul the Rebel".

Lou

lafffing....always up for a food fight.......I've been away from here too long..........(AH)

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Lou,

Sorry, but I just can't join the posse. A few days ago I looked in on the GB and ran into something called BUSYBODY. I've got a problem with folks who ridicule disabled vets to make their political points. Kind of leaves me feeling dirty.

There are a couple reasons you might want to consider staying put. With the exception of a few folks like Dixon Carter Lee, you're going into a battle of wits against unarmed people. Most of all, there's always the chance some of them might follow you back here.

But I wish you and your posse well. Good hunting.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[cloudy]

Most of all, there's always the chance some of them might follow you back here.

But I wish you and your posse well. Good hunting.

Rumple Foreskin

ooooh, now THAT is scary.....

Lou, just let me know when, and I'll do my damn best to have your back, girlfriend!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

ARRGGG!!!!!!!
I'm ready to kick ass and take names.........let's form a mob!!!!!
I'm going over the wall..........no prisoners..........whoa......oops...............CRASH..........

AHhhh!.....I got a booboo...*sniff* I'm going home....

 

[Raging Whoremoans]

What the heck? I haven't verbally bitch slapped anyone in a good long while.



~ R W

p.s. Did you ever settle on a theme/tactic?

 

[minsue]

If I'm around when you go, count me in, Loulou!

 

[lucky-E-leven]

If Min goes, I go.

~lucky

 

[Guest]

Lou,

Sorry, but I just can't join the posse. A few days ago I looked in on the GB and ran into something called BUSYBODY. I've got a problem with folks who ridicule disabled vets to make their political points. Kind of leaves me feeling dirty.

There are a couple reasons you might want to consider staying put. With the exception of a few folks like Dixon Carter Lee, you're going into a battle of wits against unarmed people. Most of all, there's always the chance some of them might follow you back here.

But I wish you and your posse well. Good hunting.

Rumple Foreskin

You are one sensible guy.

Just be sure you've got a warm flannel to mop my brow when I get back. Oh, and stick the kettle on, a cuppa would be nice, too.

Lou

 

[Guest]

What the heck? I haven't verbally bitch slapped anyone in a good long while.



~ R W

p.s. Did you ever settle on a theme/tactic?

Great to have you with me R W, Cloudy, Abs, Mindy and Lucky.

The theme/tactic will be "Killing Them With Kindness". I'm gonna go in with a bunch of flowers and every post I make will be sickly nice, and dripping with subtle sarcasm.

I'll probably begin the kissy-huggy attack in a few hours.

Lou

 

[damppanties]

When exactly?


Oh well, I probably won't be there...

 

[SnoopDog]

Hi Lou sweetheart,

You know I'm always there for you.
So if you're in need of a badass killer dog, I'm all yours.
Let's take em on.
What would our name be again?

Snoopy, arrrrfffff

 

[Guest]

Dampy, I'd love you to be there!

I'm trying to work out the best time, when most people here will be around.

It's usually late afternoon/evening for me. Um, 3pm to midnight BST (GMT +1 hour).

Lou

 

[Guest]

Hi Lou sweetheart,

You know I'm always there for you.
So if you're in need of a badass killer dog, I'm all yours.
Let's take em on.
What would our name be again?

Snoopy, arrrrfffff

Hey, Snoopy!

That's very cool!!!

I dunno about a name. Don't think we really need one. We are just people from the AH spreading joy and love.

(Blurgh!)

Lou