rhyst_hatchyk
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If I were a meaner man, I'd sass you back.
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If I were a meaner man, I'd sass you back.
thejabber27
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I know, best part was when Tommy lee jones said, "don't look at me I'm not kissing you." Laughed my ass off.
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That's from Dave Chapelle show. Instead of Sam Adams beer, it's Sam Jackson beer. "mmm Mmmm, bitch!" And you can sass me, I can take it.
TLJ is awesome. He was the comic relief in that movie. Who would have thought that TLJ could pull it off!
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Hopefully no Thrashers fans. Poor bastards.
rhyst_hatchyk
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That's from Dave Chapelle show. Instead of Sam Adams beer, it's Sam Jackson beer. "mmm Mmmm, bitch!" And you can sass me, I can take it.
Chapelle's Show is fucking hilarious sometimes.
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I know nothing about hockey, so I don't ask. All I know is it's done on ice, and there's a VERY high possibility there's going to be a fight. But if I want to watch a fight, i'm gonna watch UFC.
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I know nothing about hockey, so I don't ask. All I know is it's done on ice, and there's a VERY high possibility there's going to be a fight. But if I want to watch a fight, i'm gonna watch UFC.
...and this is why the Thrashers moved to Winnipeg.
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"I'm Wayne Brady, Bitch!" That's my favorite skit of ALL time. I'm not so much a fan, but I've seen skits that have had me ROLLING.
rhyst_hatchyk
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LOL The Wayne Brady skit was HILARIOUS
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That's from Dave Chapelle show. Instead of Sam Adams beer, it's Sam Jackson beer. "mmm Mmmm, bitch!" And you can sass me, I can take it.
TLJ is awesome. He was the comic relief in that movie. Who would have thought that TLJ could pull it off!
I know!! It's so awesome, Thor was good too, but I liked Captain A better.
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and how is a geek different from a nerd?? isn't like potato - potahto?
thejabber27
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Nerds are insanely smart.
rhyst_hatchyk
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That would make me a nerd according to some...
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I got a phone call and you nerds kept on...didn't even ask where I went. FOR SHAME!!!!!!!!!!!!
*smiles, nods, and pretends to know what the hell you're talking about*
Wayne Brady making fun of himself is the best thing ever.
I still need to see Thor......
Hi there, fellow female!
Well.........count me out, then. ALTHOUGH, I did take an IQ test, and I'm not a total dumbass like I thought.
...and this is why the Thrashers moved to Winnipeg.
*smiles, nods, and pretends to know what the hell you're talking about*
Wayne Brady making fun of himself is the best thing ever.
I still need to see Thor......
well alright then..
well rhyst.. intelligent is HOT!
Hi there, fellow female!
I certainly find intelligence to be an incredibly sexy trait in a woman
Well.........count me out, then. ALTHOUGH, I did take an IQ test, and I'm not a total dumbass like I thought.
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I once tried to tell a guy I was shy, but I laughed so hard his cock fell into my mouth.
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I love you lol
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Well while you wait, let me regale you on how I slayed a dragon once with a toothpick, a coffee mug and the female swimsuit issue of sports illustrated.
This was back in 1989, I was in France on holiday with my dog searching for the lost cornerstone of St.pauls cathedral. Said cornerstone was said to be able to turn water into wine, and was much sought after by the catholic church we were on the montain pass between La Rochelle and Lucon, it was cold I purchased the magazine to keep my own sanity while traversing the mountain when we came upon a
cave for the night. We set up camp in the cave, how poorly we chose. The dragon decided to strike at night having lived in the cave for hundreds of years.
Luckily I was a light sleeper quickly on my feet I rolled the magazine up fashioning it into a sword and the coffee mug a club. I picked up the toothpick on happenstance and charged the dragon jumping on it's head avoiding the fire breath by inches. taking the toothpick I forced it into the dragons left eye and used the coffee mug on the right scooping out the dragons right eye with the mug I rammed the magazine into the dragons brain killing the beast immediately.
Earning me the title of Chevalier by the 4th estate
MissAntiSocial
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Woah woah woah....lets slow this down a bit. I think you need to buy me dinner first.
Myyyyy Hero!!!! That must be how you got your handle.....the jabber. the jabber of dragon brains.
Apparently thejabber is a badass motha fucka!
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Nope. No dinner. I fell in love with your shyness immediately lol
But, I would make breakfast for you....
thejabber27
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Buy? He should make you dinner. Actually I got it from a TV crime solving shark Jabber jaw. ;P
MissAntiSocial
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Meanwhile, you're missing a Discovery program about the elusive Female orgasm.
Seems it serves no evolutionary purpose. The scientist who studied it called it a Bonus.
It does too serve a purpose!!!!!!! It keeps the population up, cause you KNOW the human population would have died out years ago. Because either, A, women would have killed all men. Or b, they wouldn't fuck to reproduce if there was nothing in it for them.
Just so long as food is involved.
hahahahahahah no kidding! But I like mine better. jabber of dragon brains. scooper of dragon eyes.
