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Dirty_Angel26
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Re: Happy Easter everyone!
Happy Easter to you too darlin
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Happy Easter to you too darlin
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Silverlyn
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Morning Ya'll!!
It's back to work for me today.. I had my one last farewell drink.. or two.. or three.. or more..hehe.. Liza and I had some Homemade Margaritas last night.. watched movies and ate pizza.. it was nice to just kick back! Well now I gotta go pay some bills and get some stuff done before I go to work at 2pm.. so Ya'll have a great Monday!!!!
It's back to work for me today.. I had my one last farewell drink.. or two.. or three.. or more..hehe.. Liza and I had some Homemade Margaritas last night.. watched movies and ate pizza.. it was nice to just kick back! Well now I gotta go pay some bills and get some stuff done before I go to work at 2pm.. so Ya'll have a great Monday!!!!
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Hello everyone! Hope everyone is enjoying thier day.. Where is everyone? Seems we keep loosing people.
NotTheOtherGuy
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Morning all! This is certainly the earliest I've ever psoted, but I'm not up by choice! I'm actually out of procrastination time, so now I'm actually working 
Thought I'd take a break from that though to come say hi to everyone. Hope you all enjoy your day!
DA.. you're right...it does seem that we're losing people. Maybe I smell bad Or more likely, what seems to happen is guys get on thinking they will find a woman as horny and willing as they are. Then after two hours when they don't have an easy lay they give up and stop checking...At least that's what happened to me at first. BUT it turns out you don't have to be having sex with an older woman to learn from them..hmm....intersting....but still, not as fun as learning through sex... 
Thought I'd take a break from that though to come say hi to everyone. Hope you all enjoy your day!DA.. you're right...it does seem that we're losing people. Maybe I smell bad
Or more likely, what seems to happen is guys get on thinking they will find a woman as horny and willing as they are. Then after two hours when they don't have an easy lay they give up and stop checking...At least that's what happened to me at first. BUT it turns out you don't have to be having sex with an older woman to learn from them..hmm....intersting....but still, not as fun as learning through sex...
Dirty_Angel26
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Goodmorning everyone! Hope everyone enjoys thier day!
Not.... Goodmorning sweetie.... Nothing is better than learning through sex!
Not.... Goodmorning sweetie.... Nothing is better than learning through sex!
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Travelling SUCKS!!!!
Glad to be home...not much activity in here.
Bama...glad to hear your Mom is on the recovering side of things.
Later all
Spank
Glad to be home...not much activity in here.
Bama...glad to hear your Mom is on the recovering side of things.
Later all
Spank
Dirty_Angel26
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Hey Spank!!! 
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Jayzan said:
Hey sweetie, how are ya? I am doing wonderful as always
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Re: hello all
Hey sweetie
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Hey sweetie
Silverlyn
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Just poppin in to say hello and goodnight to everyone.. I just got home from work.. and I'm exhausted.. it was a LONG tiring day..
Hope everyone else had a good day!!.. And here's wishes for everyone to have a great HUMP DAY!!!!!
to ALL
Hope everyone else had a good day!!.. And here's wishes for everyone to have a great HUMP DAY!!!!!
to ALL
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Morning friends,
So how are all of you this morning? doing great here. Just getting started this morning.
Angel, I'll be here if you want to talk. or you know how to get a hold of me.
Bama and Silver, hope you have a great day.
Not, I'm with you, learning through sex is much better.
Spank, good to have you back.
So how are all of you this morning? doing great here. Just getting started this morning.
Angel, I'll be here if you want to talk. or you know how to get a hold of me.
Bama and Silver, hope you have a great day.
Not, I'm with you, learning through sex is much better.
Spank, good to have you back.
Dirty_Angel26
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Goodmorning everyone! Hope everyone is having a wonderful day..
Jay.. Goodmorning to you
Bama... How are you this morning?
Silver....Get any rest?
Not and Spank.... how are you guys this morning?
Jay.. Goodmorning to you
Bama... How are you this morning?
Silver....Get any rest?
Not and Spank.... how are you guys this morning?
NotTheOtherGuy
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Morning guys and gals!
DA.. I'm tired! I haven't been sleeping well and it's all because of playoff hockey! Oh well though, at least I can tell my friends I was entertained into the wee hours of the night
Bama.. Glad to hear that your mom is getting better! It must be all the TLC that she gets from you..come to think of it, I don't feel so well myself Bama....
Jay.. Hey man, I hope work is going well for ya..I'm sure you're racking up the OT!
Spank.. I love travelling! I guess it depends where you're going though and why your'e going there...
Have a great day everyone! Hope none of you have bad allergies, or that will be pretty tough. Oh yeah..has anyone ever been hang gliding? I wanna try it soo badly, seems like it would be amazing! Oh oh...and I'm still looking for a teacher
DA.. I'm tired! I haven't been sleeping well and it's all because of playoff hockey! Oh well though, at least I can tell my friends I was entertained into the wee hours of the night
Bama.. Glad to hear that your mom is getting better! It must be all the TLC that she gets from you..come to think of it, I don't feel so well myself Bama....
Jay.. Hey man, I hope work is going well for ya..I'm sure you're racking up the OT!
Spank.. I love travelling! I guess it depends where you're going though and why your'e going there...
Have a great day everyone! Hope none of you have bad allergies, or that will be pretty tough. Oh yeah..has anyone ever been hang gliding? I wanna try it soo badly, seems like it would be amazing! Oh oh...and I'm still looking for a teacher
North and South
The North has coffee houses, The South has Waffle Houses
The North has dating services, The South has family reunions.
The North has switchblade knives, The South has Lee Press-on Nails.
The North has double last names, The South has double first names.
The North has Ted Kennedy, The South has Jesse Helms.
The North has Indy car races, The South has stock car races.
The North has Cream of Wheat, The South has grits.
The North has green salads, The South has collard greens
The North has lobsters, The South has crawdads.
The North has the rust belt, The South has the Bible Belt..
FOR NORTHERNERS MOVING SOUTH -----------
In the South: If you run your car into a ditch, don't panic. Four men in a
four-wheel drive pickup truck with a tow chain will be along shortly. Don't try
to help them, just stay out of their way. This is what they live for.
Don't be surprised to find movie rentals and bait in the same store .....do
not buy food at this store.
Remember, "y'all" is singular, "all y'all" is plural, and "all y'all's" is
plural possessive.
Get used to hearing "You ain't from round here, air ya?"
Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed later on how to use
it.
Don't be worried at not understanding what people are saying. They can't
understand you either.
The first Southern statement to creep into a transplanted Northerner's
vocabulary is the adjective "big'ol," truck or big'ol" boy. Most Northerners
begin their Southern-influenced dialect this way. All of them are in denial
about it.
The proper pronunciation you learned in school is no longer proper.
Be advised that "He needed killin" is a valid defense here.
If you hear a Southerner exclaim, "Hey, y'all, watch this," you should stay
out of the way. These are likely to be the last words he'll ever say.
If there is the prediction of the slightest chance of even the smallest
accumulation of snow, your presence is required at the local grocery store. It
doesn't matter whether you need anything or not. You just have to go there.
Do not be surprised to find that 10-year-olds own their own shotguns, they are
proficient marksmen, and their mammas taught them how to aim.
In the South, we have found that the best way to grow a lush green lawn is to
pour gravel on it and call it a driveway.
AND REMEMBER:
If you do settle in the South and bear children, don't think we will accept
them as Southerners. After all, if the cat had kittens in the oven, we wouldn't
call 'em biscuits.
The North has coffee houses, The South has Waffle Houses
The North has dating services, The South has family reunions.
The North has switchblade knives, The South has Lee Press-on Nails.
The North has double last names, The South has double first names.
The North has Ted Kennedy, The South has Jesse Helms.
The North has Indy car races, The South has stock car races.
The North has Cream of Wheat, The South has grits.
The North has green salads, The South has collard greens
The North has lobsters, The South has crawdads.
The North has the rust belt, The South has the Bible Belt..
FOR NORTHERNERS MOVING SOUTH -----------
In the South: If you run your car into a ditch, don't panic. Four men in a
four-wheel drive pickup truck with a tow chain will be along shortly. Don't try
to help them, just stay out of their way. This is what they live for.
Don't be surprised to find movie rentals and bait in the same store .....do
not buy food at this store.
Remember, "y'all" is singular, "all y'all" is plural, and "all y'all's" is
plural possessive.
Get used to hearing "You ain't from round here, air ya?"
Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed later on how to use
it.
Don't be worried at not understanding what people are saying. They can't
understand you either.
The first Southern statement to creep into a transplanted Northerner's
vocabulary is the adjective "big'ol," truck or big'ol" boy. Most Northerners
begin their Southern-influenced dialect this way. All of them are in denial
about it.
The proper pronunciation you learned in school is no longer proper.
Be advised that "He needed killin" is a valid defense here.
If you hear a Southerner exclaim, "Hey, y'all, watch this," you should stay
out of the way. These are likely to be the last words he'll ever say.
If there is the prediction of the slightest chance of even the smallest
accumulation of snow, your presence is required at the local grocery store. It
doesn't matter whether you need anything or not. You just have to go there.
Do not be surprised to find that 10-year-olds own their own shotguns, they are
proficient marksmen, and their mammas taught them how to aim.
In the South, we have found that the best way to grow a lush green lawn is to
pour gravel on it and call it a driveway.
AND REMEMBER:
If you do settle in the South and bear children, don't think we will accept
them as Southerners. After all, if the cat had kittens in the oven, we wouldn't
call 'em biscuits.
tinman69s
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D A "s new AV
Have you all noticed that new AV that DA has put up? She doesn't know it yet, but that gives me some ggood ideas !!!!
Hmmm Wonder if she would really like to get tied up by an old man??!!!
Huh DA? You kinky enough for that baby??
Have you all noticed that new AV that DA has put up? She doesn't know it yet, but that gives me some ggood ideas !!!!
Hmmm Wonder if she would really like to get tied up by an old man??!!!
Huh DA? You kinky enough for that baby??
Silverlyn
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Afternoon ALL!!
I thought I'd pop in and say hello before I left for work.. I had 2 massages to do this morning.. and now the other job... ugh.. I'm ready for this to be over.. I guess it was kinda nice to be sick and not have to deal with any of this for 3 weeks Oh well.. Hope Ya'll are havin a Happy Hump Day!!!
Jay.. Hope you have a great day as well!!!
DA.. Got some rest.. but not as much as I woulda liked..(had company over last night )
Not.. Bama.. Tin.. Hope ya'll have a great day too!!
to all who want them!!
I thought I'd pop in and say hello before I left for work.. I had 2 massages to do this morning.. and now the other job... ugh.. I'm ready for this to be over.. I guess it was kinda nice to be sick and not have to deal with any of this for 3 weeks
Oh well.. Hope Ya'll are havin a Happy Hump Day!!!Jay.. Hope you have a great day as well!!!
DA.. Got some rest.. but not as much as I woulda liked..(had company over last night
)Not.. Bama.. Tin.. Hope ya'll have a great day too!!
to all who want them!!
Dirty_Angel26
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Re: D A "s new AV
darlin I guess you are just going to have to find out.... 
tinman69s said:
darlin I guess you are just going to have to find out....
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