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mrgeleven said:
LOL
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mrgeleven said:
Well thats not easy.. I have a close friend that knows every detail of my life
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mrgeleven said:
And here you are assuming it is a male. But your assumption would be correct. And yes I am sure that there is nothing I have not told him
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mrgeleven said:
Make up something? Hmmm.... The only thing I am good at making up is stories
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mrgeleven said:
What did you think?
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mrgeleven said:
I did that for someone on my last story.. and it was hard to do. Would be easier I guess if I knew that person
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mrgeleven said:
I though thats what we were doing.. But one question.. wouldn't it be easier to chat through IM?
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Its on my profile darlinmrgeleven said:
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Too bad you are not coming across that state linedcraz said:
Good Evening ya'll thought I would give ya a smile
There was this guy sitting on a park bench muttering to himself and spitting.
He would mutter, then spit, mutter, then spit, he would say, "Damn, that
sonofabitch can drive", then spit, "Damn, that sonofabitch can drive",
then spit, "Damn that sonofabitch can drive", then spit. A man sits down
next to him and asks him, "What's going on here? You keep saying,
"Damn that sonofabitch can drive, then you spit."
"Well," says the guy, "My friend just got a brand-new sports car, so he
calls me and asks me if I want to go for a ride. So I say sure, why not?"
"He picks me up and we drive up to the mountains. After we have lunch
, we start back down the mountain and his brakes go out!! He's pumping
the pedal, and nothing!! So now we're picking up speed and the road is all
twisty and curvy. We're going faster and faster and it's hard to stay
on the road. I've got my fingers embedded in the dashboard, and I'm
pleading with him to do something!! We're going about 90 mph now, with
a sheer cliff on our right, a 500 foot drop on the other side, an 18 wheeler
right on our ass, and an overturned motor home right in front of us. Well,
I figure this is it!! I just know we're gonna die!! So I turn to him and say ...
"Buddy, if you can get us outta this, I'll give you the best damn blow job
you've ever had!!"
"DAMN, THAT SONOFABITCH CAN DRIVE!!" ..... (SPIT)
There was this guy sitting on a park bench muttering to himself and spitting.
He would mutter, then spit, mutter, then spit, he would say, "Damn, that
sonofabitch can drive", then spit, "Damn, that sonofabitch can drive",
then spit, "Damn that sonofabitch can drive", then spit. A man sits down
next to him and asks him, "What's going on here? You keep saying,
"Damn that sonofabitch can drive, then you spit."
"Well," says the guy, "My friend just got a brand-new sports car, so he
calls me and asks me if I want to go for a ride. So I say sure, why not?"
"He picks me up and we drive up to the mountains. After we have lunch
, we start back down the mountain and his brakes go out!! He's pumping
the pedal, and nothing!! So now we're picking up speed and the road is all
twisty and curvy. We're going faster and faster and it's hard to stay
on the road. I've got my fingers embedded in the dashboard, and I'm
pleading with him to do something!! We're going about 90 mph now, with
a sheer cliff on our right, a 500 foot drop on the other side, an 18 wheeler
right on our ass, and an overturned motor home right in front of us. Well,
I figure this is it!! I just know we're gonna die!! So I turn to him and say ...
"Buddy, if you can get us outta this, I'll give you the best damn blow job
you've ever had!!"
"DAMN, THAT SONOFABITCH CAN DRIVE!!" ..... (SPIT)
ok one more I can't resist
An old man in Mississippi is sitting on his
front porch watching the sun rise. He sees
the neighbor's kid walk by carrying
something big under his arm. "Hey boy,
whatcha got there?"
"Roll of chicken wire."
"What you gonna do with that?"
"Gonna catch some chickens."
"You damn fool! You can't catch chickens
with chicken wire!" The boy just laughs
and keeps walking. That evening at sunset,
the boy comes walking by, dragging behind
him the chicken wire with about 30 chickens
caught in it.
The next morning, the old man is out
watching the sun rise and he sees the boy
walk by carrying something in his hand.
"Hey boy, whatcha got there?"
"Roll of duct tape."
"What you gonna do with that?"
"Gonna catch me some ducks."
"You damn fool! You can't catch ducks with
duct tape!"
The boy just laughs and keeps walking.
That ni ght around sunset the boy walks
by, trailing behind him the unrolled roll of
duct tape with about 35 ducks caught in it.
The next morning, the old man sees the
boy walking by carrying what looks like a
long reed with something fuzzy on the end.
''Hey boy, whatcha got there?"
"It's a pussy willow."
"Wait up...I'll get my hat."
An old man in Mississippi is sitting on his
front porch watching the sun rise. He sees
the neighbor's kid walk by carrying
something big under his arm. "Hey boy,
whatcha got there?"
"Roll of chicken wire."
"What you gonna do with that?"
"Gonna catch some chickens."
"You damn fool! You can't catch chickens
with chicken wire!" The boy just laughs
and keeps walking. That evening at sunset,
the boy comes walking by, dragging behind
him the chicken wire with about 30 chickens
caught in it.
The next morning, the old man is out
watching the sun rise and he sees the boy
walk by carrying something in his hand.
"Hey boy, whatcha got there?"
"Roll of duct tape."
"What you gonna do with that?"
"Gonna catch me some ducks."
"You damn fool! You can't catch ducks with
duct tape!"
The boy just laughs and keeps walking.
That ni ght around sunset the boy walks
by, trailing behind him the unrolled roll of
duct tape with about 35 ducks caught in it.
The next morning, the old man sees the
boy walking by carrying what looks like a
long reed with something fuzzy on the end.
''Hey boy, whatcha got there?"
"It's a pussy willow."
"Wait up...I'll get my hat."
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LOL.. Thanks for the laughs Bama
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