Get a Cob!!!!

[IrezumiKiss]

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Still too early for the best season, but they're good eatin' and good for ya. They get into yer teeth middles something ferocious, but still. Been a while since I've steamed me some good cobs.

Or had 'em with a sweet crawdad boil.

https://res.cloudinary.com/simpleview/image/fetch/c_fill,f_auto,h_396,q_75,w_704/https://res.cloudinary.com/simpleview/image/upload/crm/lakecharles/Crawfish-Boil_39fa2e5a-5056-a36a-0847053d3f375fd2.jpg

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[Antryg_Windrose]

A guest occupied the hall bathroom and yelled about a lack of toilet tissue. I tossed her a rustic backscratcher, a dry corn cob on a stick. She growled, "Very funny, Windrose," and nearly stood, so I tossed her a roll of appropriate. But corncobs are a viable backup.

 

[domroger]

They are not a bad smoke ,but I prefer a meerschaum .

 

[ThatsTheGuy]

Shucks. Is this a corny joke thread?

 

[oggbashan]

This is an Irish Cob:

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/43/79/78/437978109e9181303d26ff8a237b89a7--irish-gypsy.jpg

 

[Hypoxia]

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/029/857/d28.jpg

 

[ThatsTheGuy]

So this corn walks into a bar and gets popped.........

 

[nowisthetime]

Mmm, thinking of making some ELOTES now!


https://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/images/2013/06/20130621-mexican-street-corn-10.jpg

https://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2013/07/mexican-street-corn-elotes-recipe.html

 

[Saint Peter]

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[Hypoxia]

I've been thinking about holy corn oil.
That's oil from the corns of holy men.
Sometimes called unsaturated ghee.

 

[ThatsTheGuy]

There's a saying about a place in GA ......"Cornier than Cobb County"

 

[HisArpy]

This is an Irish Cob:

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/43/79/78/437978109e9181303d26ff8a237b89a7--irish-gypsy.jpg

I will see your Irish Gypsy Cob and raise you a Gypsy Vanner.

https://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/11/51/54/af/gypsy-vanner-stallion.jpg

Yeah, that's a LOT of hair. Ok, another one - less hair but in work.

http://www.stillwaterfarm.com/images/uploads/horses/cache/5826-31_1-640x617.jpg

 

[Hypoxia]

I will see your Irish Gypsy Cob and raise you a Gypsy Vanner.

https://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/11/51/54/af/gypsy-vanner-stallion.jpg

Yeah, that's a LOT of hair. Ok, another one - less hair but in work.

http://www.stillwaterfarm.com/images/uploads/horses/cache/5826-31_1-640x617.jpg

Just don't cornhole the poor beasts.