Get A Room?

[Pantyboy74]

It was your head in the wall that said hello to the family in room 243

He wasn't very happy, when his wife joined you on the bed when I was having a breather.

 

[Exescort]

He wasn't very happy, when his wife joined you on the bed when I was having a breather.

we need to find a new hotel then, “Rent A Room”

 

[Pantyboy74]

we need to find a new hotel then, “Rent A Room”

Hotel du vin Glasgow

https://www.greatsmallhotels.com/photos/47574_hotel-du-vin-%26-bistro-glasgow_.jpg

 

[Exescort]

The Mini Shard in Glasgow

http://17721-presscdn-0-33.pagely.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Bad_hotel.jpg

 

[Pantyboy74]

Its got a bed. What more do we need

 

[Exescort]

Its got a bed. What more do we need

I thought it was very generous of them to include a wash basket FREE

 

[Pantyboy74]

I thought it was very generous of them to include a wash basket FREE

ID say its for the sheets but ID be wrong...

 

[Exescort]

ID say its for the sheets but ID be wrong...

Somebody’s nicked our loo seat

 

[Pantyboy74]

Somebody’s nicked our loo seat

I wont make you sit on the porcelain, I'll sit first, you sit on my knee.

 

[Exescort]

I wont make you sit on the porcelain, I'll sit first, you sit on my knee.

I”I need to pee!”

 

[Pantyboy74]

I”I need to pee!”

Sit facing me, theres room.

 

[Exescort]

Sit facing me, theres room.

“Let’s get wet PB

 

[Pantyboy74]

“Let’s get wet PB

Mhmm

 

[Exescort]

Is that the hotels sprinkler system been activated or is it...........

 

[Pantyboy74]

Is that the hotels sprinkler system been activated or is it...........

Well the room now has a shower.

 

[Exescort]

Well the room now has a shower.

Something smells a bit iffy about this water

 

[Pantyboy74]

Something smells a bit iffy about this water

Have you been eating asparagus??

 

[Exescort]

Haha, NEVER, it’s just cruel

 

[Pantyboy74]

Haha, NEVER, it’s just cruel

Must just be me then.
Nutty....

 

[Exescort]

Must just be me then.
Nutty....

OMG, does someone you know, but I don’t, yet. Know about this kink?

 

[Pantyboy74]

OMG, does someone you know, but I don’t, yet. Know about this kink?

 

[Exescort]

Aw, come here, give me a cuddle

 

[Pantyboy74]

Aw, come here, give me a cuddle

Mmm.
*hands slip to those cheeks*

 

[hard27]

For sure

 

[Exescort]

For sure

Geeez that’s a big wanger