Getting older

[shrek100]

Well I am approaching 45 now.

I have noticed in recent years,
I cum with less force.
It takes longer to recover
My cock is not as hard as it once was
Hair is growing out of my ears

What else can I expect as I age?

I think my mid life crisis is just beginning

 

[Rightguide]

Eat more oysters and stay in shape.

 

[Hypoxia]

Well I am approaching 45 now.
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What else can I expect as I age?

I think my mid life crisis is just beginning

You and your sex life will deteriorate. You will grow fat or lean. Your senses and memory will go. You'll likely take more meds and get to know many doctors. I keep a dozen handy.

If you're not dim, you're stashing away retirement savings so you needn't work as an Amazon packer till you die, which might be a long ways off. Better pay off your mortgage and loans, too. Aging into poverty really really sucks.

You will likely grow less tolerant of fools, and won't much care what people think of you. You'll look back at life, amazed at what an idiot you were. Yet you may try to retain some youthful vigor or at least the appearance thereof. Resist the Corvette temptation, the comb-over, the hip clothes. Relax. Enjoy.

You may have only passed the first half or third of your life. Or a meteor may fall on you tomorrow. You ain't got forever. You've heard, "Live every day as if it's your last" ?? It's true. Go for love and joy and good times. Fuck loneliness.

 

[islandman]

Chin up.

Your dick may not get as hard, but you still have a nice set of tits.

 

[Aquagal]

Your moobs are still looking good, nips still on top!

 

[thør]

Your moobs are still looking good, nips still on top!

Thank you.

 

[SweetCupcake]

Well I am approaching 45 now.

I have noticed in recent years,
I cum with less force.
It takes longer to recover
My cock is not as hard as it once was
Hair is growing out of my ears

What else can I expect as I age?

I think my mid life crisis is just beginning

You can expect to have to work harder to keep your health. Your good health will be your passport to a good quality of life through the years. Don't eat sugar, move around and lift heavy stuff, sleep deeply and restfully, love lots.

 

[adrina]

You can expect to have to work harder to keep your health. Your good health will be your passport to a good quality of life through the years. Don't eat sugar, move around and lift heavy stuff, sleep deeply and restfully, love lots.

Yes definitely get rid of or severely limit the sugar. The stuff is evil.

 

[Larsen81]

You can expect to have to work harder to keep your health. Your good health will be your passport to a good quality of life through the years. Don't eat sugar, move around and lift heavy stuff, sleep deeply and restfully, love lots.

Short, but cool

 

[Super-Surprise]

You and your sex life will deteriorate. You will grow fat or lean. Your senses and memory will go. You'll likely take more meds and get to know many doctors. I keep a dozen handy.

If you're not dim, you're stashing away retirement savings so you needn't work as an Amazon packer till you die, which might be a long ways off. Better pay off your mortgage and loans, too. Aging into poverty really really sucks.

You will likely grow less tolerant of fools, and won't much care what people think of you. You'll look back at life, amazed at what an idiot you were. Yet you may try to retain some youthful vigor or at least the appearance thereof. Resist the Corvette temptation, the comb-over, the hip clothes. Relax. Enjoy.

You may have only passed the first half or third of your life. Or a meteor may fall on you tomorrow. You ain't got forever. You've heard, "Live every day as if it's your last" ?? It's true. Go for love and joy and good times. Fuck loneliness.

Sage advice right here!

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

You and your sex life will deteriorate. You will grow fat or lean. Your senses and memory will go. You'll likely take more meds and get to know many doctors. I keep a dozen handy.

If you're not dim, you're stashing away retirement savings so you needn't work as an Amazon packer till you die, which might be a long ways off. Better pay off your mortgage and loans, too. Aging into poverty really really sucks.

You will likely grow less tolerant of fools, and won't much care what people think of you. You'll look back at life, amazed at what an idiot you were. Yet you may try to retain some youthful vigor or at least the appearance thereof. Resist the Corvette temptation, the comb-over, the hip clothes. Relax. Enjoy.

You may have only passed the first half or third of your life. Or a meteor may fall on you tomorrow. You ain't got forever. You've heard, "Live every day as if it's your last" ?? It's true. Go for love and joy and good times. Fuck loneliness.

I'm not old but I really don't care what you or others think. I bought a Corvette because the kids are gone and I can. I have a melanoma scar on my forehead so I have to combover to hide it. I mostly wear tank tops, T-shirts with old cars or bikes on them, and shorts with sandals most of the year.
I do take way to many meds but my many doctors tell me I must to live longer. I tried not taking them. Ended up having fucking heart failure twice. Take your meds.

The scary part is I remember too fucking much and often lie awake nights reliving my sordid past.
I actually lost 20 lbs since moving back to the fucking midwest to be near my kids. Yes, I'm fucking old and often call one of them to help out, like open a fucking jar of pickles!
Sex???????????? WTF?
I didn't save much. With three kids and another adopted it took all I made to just survive. But, ya know what, we retired to Florida and had 23 years of good times. Bought another house in this here midwest and don't owe crap on it now.
Ya don't need a fortune to enjoy a good life. All ya need is a good wife, family, and a couple of real friends. I'm almost twice as old as most of these snot nosed kids on Lit and still love pussy.

Well I am approaching 45 now.

I have noticed in recent years,
I cum with less force. Wait till ya get prostate cancer, it'll cum to a stop.
It takes longer to recover And then you no longer have an erection.
My cock is not as hard as it once was Or near as long. Use it while you have it.
Hair is growing out of my ears That's what electric razors are made for.

What else can I expect as I age? I ain't got time to write a book. As you age shit happens.

I think my mid life crisis is just beginning

Yes it is sonny! Now git off my lawn and enjoy life before you croak!

Yes definitely get rid of or severely limit the sugar. The stuff is evil.

Yes Ma'am it sure is. Also stop using salt and anything DIET.

 

[shrek100]

I'm not old but I really don't care what you or others think. I bought a Corvette because the kids are gone and I can. I have a melanoma scar on my forehead so I have to combover to hide it. I mostly wear tank tops, T-shirts with old cars or bikes on them, and shorts with sandals most of the year.
I do take way to many meds but my many doctors tell me I must to live longer. I tried not taking them. Ended up having fucking heart failure twice. Take your meds.

The scary part is I remember too fucking much and often lie awake nights reliving my sordid past.
I actually lost 20 lbs since moving back to the fucking midwest to be near my kids. Yes, I'm fucking old and often call one of them to help out, like open a fucking jar of pickles!
Sex???????????? WTF?
I didn't save much. With three kids and another adopted it took all I made to just survive. But, ya know what, we retired to Florida and had 23 years of good times. Bought another house in this here midwest and don't owe crap on it now.
Ya don't need a fortune to enjoy a good life. All ya need is a good wife, family, and a couple of real friends. I'm almost twice as old as most of these snot nosed kids on Lit and still love pussy.

Yes it is sonny! Now git off my lawn and enjoy life before you croak!

Yes Ma'am it sure is. Also stop using salt and anything DIET.

Lol, brilliant

 

[Worm]

Chin up.

Your dick may not get as hard, but you still have a nice set of tits.

Beer spew

 

[AngeloMichael]

Get used to not sleeping the night through without your bladder making you get up. First it'll be just once during the night, then twice, then you get to "I can't believe I have to go again!"

Looking forward to "afternoon delight" comes to mean a midday nap.

Get used to hearing your cum sounds now more when you just make it in time to the bathroom to relieve your bladder.

And the best and truest advice ever on this topic comes from the great Jack Nicholson:

"Never trust a fart."

 

[Richard_P_Feynman]

Lol, brilliant

Nice penis, bro.