Getting to know you.

[SheldonDorian]

Greetings to all my fellow erotically inclined lovers of the written word. I've just begun writing erotica semi-professionally. Please join me on my new adventure. Please be gentle though, my pen is still a virgin.

 

[amicus]

Greetings to all my fellow erotically inclined lovers of the written word. I've just begun writing erotica semi-professionally. Please join me on my new adventure. Please be gentle though, my pen is still a virgin.

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Welcome, Virgin, I write smut too amicus storywrite.com biker girl tell me if ya like it and good luck

amicus

 

[butters]

Greetings to all my fellow erotically inclined lovers of the written word. I've just begun writing erotica semi-professionally. Please join me on my new adventure. Please be gentle though, my pen is still a virgin.

prepare for it to be swiftly defiled

 

[dolf]

how big is your pen? it matters.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

My buddy Wat and I are just here for the pictures...



PS - Be careful of dolf's pen; it might smell like arse.

 

[dolf]

have you been chewing my pen again?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

have you been chewing my pen again?

No. I've decided to 'yank' your back-door chain.

 

[RedAllan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MNANgFCYpk

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Greetings to all my fellow erotically inclined lovers of the written word. I've just begun writing erotica semi-professionally. Please join me on my new adventure. Please be gentle though, my pen is still a virgin.

Be good with your virgin pen, Goodman Sheldon, though be ware of your surroundings in this particular demesne.

*draws forebodingly close to Sheldon's ear*

There be monsters here, Shelly. Villainy. Scum. Pestilence. Hatred beyond hate. The Devil's Playground, it is.

I cannot tell you where to go, but...have care where ye step, lest that step be your last. The monsters have all eternity to know your flesh.

http://www.kidsmomo.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/evil-laugh-witch.gif

http://31.media.tumblr.com/24bf2bdf2fa1805e36406295d44b48c0/tumblr_mjibntudOz1s7cuz2o1_500.gif

http://www.laurengarafalo.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/EVILGIF.gif

http://collegetimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/3691545-6518341303-laugh.gif

http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Creepy-Laugh-By-The-Evil-Witch-In-Disneys-Snow-White.gif

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Friggin' cat got your tongue? It's customary to respond.

 

[SheldonDorian]

Sorry Ms. Thrope, I had to dash for a moment. Thank you all for welcoming me so quickly.

 

[Skiddles2014]

Sorry Ms. Thrope, I had to dash for a moment. Thank you all for welcoming me so quickly.

Don't apologize to him.

He's a man pretending to be a woman.

It's fucked up, I know. There's an indian dude doing the same thing.

 

[pink]

Now I have that song stuck in my head.

 

[lovetoread]

Any penis pics yet?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Sorry Ms. Thrope, I had to dash for a moment. Thank you all for welcoming me so quickly.

That's not what went down.