GIFTASTIC Jan 26 2016 onwards

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[pickpocketlady]

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[pickpocketlady]

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[pickpocketlady]

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[pickpocketlady]

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[pickpocketlady]

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[Beco]

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[SatinDreamGirl]

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Oh god that hurts! What is she getting paid?

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

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Saul's arrival in his new country of Israel was very welcoming indeed, with Dvora to show him Israeli hospitality.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

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Well, Ike was a pain in the ass, but he paid Daisy's rent for her, so who was to gripe? Certainly not her slacker hubby.

 

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Five years later, Gretchen was still teaching Hank's favorite class, history, but she was far from ancient....and she proved that to him when he showed up for a visit.

 

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The deal was simple....for a night with Desiree, Jack would pay Tom some 40,000....if she agreed to be paid, it would go up to 80,000, and if he got to plow her ass....100,000.

Desiree's reason for agreeing? Are you kidding? A chance to get some strange and have hubby be happy about it, plus get paid? Win-win-win!

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

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Apparently, Stillson Latex had a very different set of requirements for new salesmen...they all had to try out their products on Mrs. Stillson, the owner.

 

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Tim stayed a bit longer in Merry Old England, just for Lauren, his lovely tour guide....

 

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It never hurts to get dirt on your mother when you want to hang the horns on your stupid stepfather....at least that's how Ron felt about Kendra and Linus. The sooner he was rid of that fool, the better.....then it could just be his mother and he.....

 

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Lesson One In Being A Good Neighbor:

Don't be shallow. Plump girls need lovin', too.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

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Lesson Two of Being A Good Neighbor:

When the lady brings you an apple pie, she's reminding you of that other great American institution, motherhood, and how much she wants to enter that sacred state.....she just needs your help to get there.

Sure, the BJs don't help with that....but you need to get revved up first, don't you?

 

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Lesson Three In Being A Good Neighbor:

When your neighbor's wife turns up lost, be sure to return her, but a wise man always collects a modest fee.

 

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Lesson Four In Being A Good Neighbor:

Divorcees are women who've learned things the hard way and can often impart much wisdom to a young man such as yourself.....of course, they tend to charge for their mentoring, so be ready to pay up.

 

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Lesson Five In Being A Good Neighbor:

Don't be afraid to let Nature take its course. Mother knows best, doesn't she? So when that socialite next door asks for a rubdown, don't fight whatever urges take hold on both of you....just let it happen.

 

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Lesson Six In Being A Good Neighbor:

Yoga lessons are always an invitation to sex....you think that if she was stretching for hubby, she wouldn't invite him along? She's probably already tried and given up on him by now.

 

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Lesson Seven In Being A Good Neighbor:

Don't knock your neighbor because she's 18 and missed her prom...she's probably been stood up and is broken up about it. Be ready to console her with....well, you know.

 

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[texhud]

Sweet

Thanks for the continuation