Whenever we go see a movie in a movie theater without the kidlets lately my husband makes me promise to NOT try to jerk him off. Of course, I lie every single time
"You already know that I married your father six months ago because he is a very
wealthy man. Anyway, today is your eighteenth birthday and he offered me a
generous bonus if I would entertain you for an hour. Well, you are one lucky guy
because I accepted the offer."