Girl, I'm gonna write about you.

[Thoggy]

Due to a slew of recent lawsuits, we are no longer accepting volunteers for this position.

It will be paid. Poorly, and in strange currency, but nonetheless it will be paid.

Now that we've settled that, show yourself in and take off your top. I'll be right back with the Elk oil.

T

 

[barefootgirl69]

We paid AND a massage?

*Thinks "I'm in" but doesn't want to go into the dark room alone*

 

[RocketLauncher]

 

[Thoggy]

OK, here's the situation.

We've had numerous complaints from HR that this post is ageist.

It turns out that when I said "Girl, I'm gonna write about you", it implied I was only interested in girls. While it is true I am of the heterosexual variety (sorry gentlemen, I'm flattered and sure, maybe even a little curious), I do not only like girls.

I also like women.

So, watch for my new post, entitled "Woman, I'm surely gonna put together words about you.."

The goal is the same. I need a woman who wants to explore their sexuality with me. I promise wordplay, a plethora of dick pics (who doesn't love a dick pic!) and eventual facials in the alleyway. Call me a romantic if you will, but I believe that's just how things are supposed to be.

It may have been a mistake to write this post early in the morning when I'm groggy.

Hmmm...groggy Thoggy. How poetic.

So..say hi?

T

 

[Drinkmein]

OK, here's the situation.

We've had numerous complaints from HR that this post is ageist.

It turns out that when I said "Girl, I'm gonna write about you", it implied I was only interested in girls. While it is true I am of the heterosexual variety (sorry gentlemen, I'm flattered and sure, maybe even a little curious), I do not only like girls.

I also like women.

So, watch for my new post, entitled "Woman, I'm surely gonna put together words about you.."

The goal is the same. I need a woman who wants to explore their sexuality with me. I promise wordplay, a plethora of dick pics (who doesn't love a dick pic!) and eventual facials in the alleyway. Call me a romantic if you will, but I believe that's just how things are supposed to be.

It may have been a mistake to write this post early in the morning when I'm groggy.

Hmmm...groggy Thoggy. How poetic.

So..say hi?

T

Love your wit and humor.

 

[Farawyn]

I always get sad when this pops up again, ‘cause it means Thoggy is still looking. But I’m also happy, ‘cause Thoggy is Funny AF.

Conundrum.

 

[Thoggy]

Watch your language missy.

I think we all know that AF stands for "as fuck" and I for one won't tolerate that sort of profanity. It's just disrespectful and rude, so don't be a cunt, ok?

Also, thank you for your support. Vote Thoggy for President (local chamber of commerce, sub-committee on Erotic Road Signs) in 2018.

T

 

[NeonKnickers]

I...think this is my favourite thread. The charm abounds.

 

[Farawyn]

I...think this is my favourite thread. The charm abounds.

In a cuntish way, apparently!

 

[Thoggy]

You call one woman a cunt...

...and suddenly all these bitches think you don't respect women.

I'd apologize for using the c-word but I feel like it's past time we took ownership of it. By we, I mean, the 14 of us who are reading this post.

Start using it in daily activities. Start signing your name with it included. Use it in an approving fashion when you see something impressive.

Thoggy "Cunt" Thoggatopolous

PS - It's Friday and I'm a little drunk already.
PPS - I lied. Not about it being Friday. It is Friday, I'm not drunk though. Just being a bit of a cunt.

 

[Thoggy]

Well now I feel like a cunt.

 

[Thoggy]

Time to start a new story I think.

Who wants to be my muse? It will be very amusing..wait, come back!

T

 

[Thoggy]

I regret these last three posts.

No..wait...four if we include this one.

T

 

[Thoggy]

I'm in a much more confident mood today, so I will say that I no longer regret these last few posts.

I shall not be Thoggy-Shamed for being who I am. The time has come for Thoggy's of all shapes, sizes and genders to proudly proclaim their Thoggability.

I may still be a little drunk from the weekend.

T

 

[Thoggy]

At a certain point, I'm just posting messages to myself.

Remember when you said that, past Thoggy? No, me neither.

There must be some Toronto area women who read these posts. Say hi. I'm feeling emotionally open and dangerously reckless.

T

 

[Thoggy]

Does it count as a conversation if I don't remember writing the above posts?

I mean, it may count as a cry for help.

Come on Thoggy...Don't make this one of those weird sad threads. Hmm...my autocorrect really wanted that to say weird sad threesomes. Which makes me wonder where my autocorrect has been hanging out.

Anyhoo..I'm around, I need a muse and you're reading this thinking you could be that girl. So say hi.