Go to bed Queef

You know what? I've spent 18 of my 20 year career on call, 24 hours a day. I work with many other who keep the same schedule. If what you are describing is correct, you sleep an awful lot. Knowing what it's like to never know when I would be called, sleep was not a luxury I could partake. Especially with kids, no matter what age. The 4 hour max sounds right, but the deciding to sleep at a whim is bullshit. Your circadian rhythm (or lack there of) does not play that nice. You end up not being able to sleep after 24, 36 or 48 hours awake. Much of what you discribed is what you get when your employer has millions of dollars to conduct a sleep study and tell you how you should be rested if you follow their guidelines. Those are pretty much how they tell you to live your life and still justify stealing years off your life. If only they would follow our sleep/work cycle, everyone should be rested for any call out of the blue. I can tell you from personal and observations of many many others, that is not a attainable lifestyle. I'm not talking "shift work" either. That shit is easy. I'm talking a hour and a half notice from phone call to reporting for work. Law says they need to give at least 6 hours after the end of a shift to your next call to report. It's a brutal way to live and a horrible life. That's why the throw gobs of money at those who are willing and that makes you a slave to that life. Mo money mo problems, right?

I could care less about your life, or when you sleep. I could give a shit less how long you choose to spend here. All I'm saying is quit reading the handbook and spewing it as real. It has nothing to do with duty of the job or being a man and doing men's work. That shit is going to kill you, hope you'll have the bank account to show for it.

100% right.

When I worked in a mine I was on the Tempkin(sp?) schedule. Brutal. You would come off of seven days off with family and friends immediately to four night shifts. Lots of accidents the first night back. Then three days off, followed by three day shifts. It doesn't sound right but I remember like just Sunday off, then three night shifts. Three days off then four day shifts before your seven day off break. I mostly filled in that schedule with night shifts. About ten of them. Once I was on nights, staying up is easier for me than getting uo.

On day shift (each shift is 12.5 hours) they would call for operators to work four hours over. I found those extra hours a breeze and at one point was making an extra $100 per diem and $100 bonus for each overtime shift. Working those extra four hours was considered the next shift so I could get up to $400 in bonuses a day by working 16 hours. They now have a rule in that mine that you can't do more than two 16-hour shifts in a row. I call it the Que rule. It came about because payroll had a hard time believing that I had work as many hours as I actually had. I would volunteer to work four hours over on all four of my day shifts. I would get 64 hours in in 4 days.

We had cameras on the dash that would look at your eyeballs it would watch your blink rate obviously would notice if you would close your eyes. It would notice if you were looking in your rearview mirror more than 6 seconds and it was capable of noticing that you were daydreaming based on how fixed your gaze was. I could do all 64 hours in 4 days and not set that system off once. Most drivers would set it off every other day. Something about being in motion, I am uniquely adept at.

But yes I am absolutely trading longevity for cash.

There's a lot of occupations like that. Underwater welders can only do that career for so long. Pilots have to retire at 65. Flight crews in general are exposed to far more radiation than x-ray technicians.

My concern is not so much long-term Health which is definitely a potential issue but day-to-day safety. Am I refreshed enough at this time to operate or not.

A bigger issue for me is that I really need to take the time to plan prepare and carry with me better food choices because even though I can stop anytime anywhere and pick up anything it's just not that practical and I tend not to do it. When I worked in the mine what was in your lunch bucket was what you had for 12 to 16 hours, so I actually did a better job then than I do now. Also physical exercise wouldn't be a bad idea. I've taken to doing some stretching throughout the night but that's not the same as actually putting muscle mass through a workout, are getting some cardiovascular time in.

I actually do appreciate some of the reminders that you put in your thoughtful post.
 
He says that he sees clients. When? Are his clients all Team Edward?

Other than geography and the fact that you aren't at all ready to do something about your substance use (but totally not abuse!) problems you are a pretty decent candidate yourself.

Let's face it if your mom wouldn't be banging on the door of that guesthouse, getting your lazy ass up if you didn't get to work and if you hadn't the discipline to muddle through your haze, fueled by caffeine, you would probably be up all night watching Amazon prime.

You're pretty much one argument with your mom away from being the sort of zombie that I deal with every night.

These days, I have a mix of clients with a little heavier dose of what I would describe as customers because I am offering my services through a wide variety of outlets some related to my past work, some not.

None of which should matter in the least bit to you because none of it should have anything to do with how you apparently validate your worth and your employment by your mom.
 
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Other than geography and the fact that you aren't at all ready to do something about your substance use (but totally not abuse!) problems you are a pretty decent candidate yourself.

Let's face it if your mom wouldn't be banging on the door of that guesthouse, getting your lazy ass up if you didn't get to work and if you hadn't the discipline to muddle through your haze, fueled by caffeine, you would probably be up all night watching Amazon prime.

You're pretty much one argument with your mom away from being the sort of zombie that I deal with every night.

You see zombies at night?
 
You see zombies at night?

Every night. Surely you run into them on the tweekend when you're out getting your meth, right?

..or does your dealer deliver?

The biggest crowd of them tends to congregate at about 12th Street and Jackson. I had one of them attempt to throw a walker at my head one night but he missed and only put a dent in my rear passenger door. That little incident got me a fire truck and about four squad cars in less than two minutes. I enjoy pretty responsive support on the rare occasion that I call for assistance when zombie-wrangling goes awry.
 
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Every night. Surely you run into them on the tweekend when you're out getting your meth, right?

..or does your dealer deliver?

The biggest crowd of them tends to congregate at about 12th Street and Jackson. I had one of them attempt to throw a walker at my head one night but he missed and only put a dent in my rear passenger door. That little incident got me a fire truck and about fourbsquad cars in less than two minutes. I enjoy pretty responsive support on the rare occasion that I call for assistance when zombie-wrangling goes awry.

Cool. lil lace will enjoy this shitpist at 3am. Luk will be asleep.
 
You need to add some meth to power up LukCzech, "his self" is two words, btw.
 
It is like groundhog day. Never ending:

I am Luk. Sleep it off, dipshit.

We J U S T got done discussing my general schedule, as well as my specific slumber for this actual day, and you are already, once again, projecting your own tweaker tendency to have no sense of time onto me.
 
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It is like groundhog day. Never ending:



We J U S T got dine discussing my general scedulebas well as my specific slumber for this actual day, and you are already, once again, projecting your own tweaker tendency to have no sense of time onto me.

Dafuq.
 

Thanks so much for your prompt attention. It seems you got a little "tune-up" for LukCzech. Tweeker Luk is much quicker than Stoner Luk.
 
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Thanks do much for your prompt attention. It seems you got a little "tune-up" for LukCzech. Tweeker Luk is much quicker than Stoner Luk.

"Do much"?

Me pointing out YOUR fuck ups makes ME a tweaker? How Trumplican of you.
 
It is like groundhog day. Never ending:



We J U S T got done discussing my general schedule, as well as my specific slumber for this actual day, and you are already, once again, projecting your own tweaker tendency to have no sense of time onto me.

LMAO. Take a nap.
 
"Do much"?

Me pointing out YOUR fuck ups makes ME a tweaker? How Trumplican of you.

No you using (but "never abusing") meth makes you a tweaker.

Fuck ups <sic> like these?

You fucked up and quoted lil lace instead of your dumbass.

^a meta fuckup. Fucking up on calling out a "fuck up" <sic> as I had actually quoted you.

His tattle tale tactics are admissions of whering defeet.

A "trifecta" <sic> of trouble, plus a hidden meta-fuckup. It took me a while to divine why you were using "where" instead of "wear" which was a bizarre victory lap on a voice-to-text error from yesterdsy... then, you misspelled it! SMH.

I love Atmosphere (just saw them a few months ago) and Webby!
Tobacco is mainly just beats with some back round vocals.

lolwut? Vocal from back 'round where? Or is it round as opposed to square?

It's amazing that you choose being a pedant as your strength, given your slop.
 
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100% right.

When I worked in a mine I was on the Tempkin(sp?) schedule. Brutal. You would come off of seven days off with family and friends immediately to four night shifts. Lots of accidents the first night back. Then three days off, followed by three day shifts. It doesn't sound right but I remember like just Sunday off, then three night shifts. Three days off then four day shifts before your seven day off break. I mostly filled in that schedule with night shifts. About ten of them. Once I was on nights, staying up is easier for me than getting uo.

On day shift (each shift is 12.5 hours) they would call for operators to work four hours over. I found those extra hours a breeze and at one point was making an extra $100 per diem and $100 bonus for each overtime shift. Working those extra four hours was considered the next shift so I could get up to $400 in bonuses a day by working 16 hours. They now have a rule in that mine that you can't do more than two 16-hour shifts in a row. I call it the Que rule. It came about because payroll had a hard time believing that I had work as many hours as I actually had. I would volunteer to work four hours over on all four of my day shifts. I would get 64 hours in in 4 days.

We had cameras on the dash that would look at your eyeballs it would watch your blink rate obviously would notice if you would close your eyes. It would notice if you were looking in your rearview mirror more than 6 seconds and it was capable of noticing that you were daydreaming based on how fixed your gaze was. I could do all 64 hours in 4 days and not set that system off once. Most drivers would set it off every other day. Something about being in motion, I am uniquely adept at.

But yes I am absolutely trading longevity for cash.

There's a lot of occupations like that. Underwater welders can only do that career for so long. Pilots have to retire at 65. Flight crews in general are exposed to far more radiation than x-ray technicians.

My concern is not so much long-term Health which is definitely a potential issue but day-to-day safety. Am I refreshed enough at this time to operate or not.

A bigger issue for me is that I really need to take the time to plan prepare and carry with me better food choices because even though I can stop anytime anywhere and pick up anything it's just not that practical and I tend not to do it. When I worked in the mine what was in your lunch bucket was what you had for 12 to 16 hours, so I actually did a better job then than I do now. Also physical exercise wouldn't be a bad idea. I've taken to doing some stretching throughout the night but that's not the same as actually putting muscle mass through a workout, are getting some cardiovascular time in.

I actually do appreciate some of the reminders that you put in your thoughtful post.


I'm not trying to measure dicks here, but what you discribed is shift work. Not only that, it's shift work with 2 recovery days between night and days. That sounds like a pretty sweet gig if you ask me. What you have been describing is certainly not shift work. It's get called, go to work, come home get ready to be called to work again. That's why I made my post. You sounded like you were describing how I used to live. I was only pointing out the obvious anomalies in your discription. I'm certainly not trolling or trying to be a twit about it either. I lived it for many years, I dosent make for any kind of life. Those who have not lived that way could never comprehend the toll it takes. Food choices are a very big problem. I adopted an attitude of eat when your hungry, sleep when your tired, drink when you can and do it as fast as you can. In my industry there is a documented divorce rate of over 70%. The rates for work related deaths are still among the highest of any industry. The rates of alcoholism and drug abuse are also through the roof.

I digress, I'm wasting my time posting here. Good Luck to you and your choices of occupation. We all do what we have to do when we are looking to keep above water. However, sometimes it's just easier to let yourself drown.
 
It's been determined you're too much of a pussy. So I've moved on from that.


I actually meant you're less likely to look like a tool, but you went ahead and did so anyways. No surprise there.

Fulfilling life you got there, beachball head... up at 430? 530? and just had to say something, anything..

:rolleyes:

Sounds like you and Rob should get together over your shared fascination with my sleep schedule.

You know... compare notes go over time stamps that sort of thing?
 
Sounds like you and Rob should get together over your shared fascination with my sleep schedule.

You know... compare notes go over time stamps that sort of thing?

When you look up time stamps for your incoherent shit pists, it just reads 24/7/365 with no visits from his daughter
 
On the bright side, his new TracFone is sending him automated encouragement not to lose any more contracts.
 
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