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reachedme said:
didn't arab jesus hang around with a prostitute
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Mary Magdalene was the most important woman disciple in the movement of Jesus. Who was Mary Magdalene? Tradition has labeled her a prostitute, but there is nothing in the Bible to support this view and much to dispute it.
 
WboroBaptM0134 said:
Mary Magdalene was the most important woman disciple in the movement of Jesus. Who was Mary Magdalene? Tradition has labeled her a prostitute, but there is nothing in the Bible to support this view and much to dispute it.
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Pfffffft! EVERYBODY knows that the "Marys" got together after Joe hooked up with John the Baptist. They've were the first sistahs (and Jesus was their kid via IVF).
 
Safe_Bet said:
Pfffffft! EVERYBODY knows that the "Marys" got together after Joe hooked up with John the Baptist. They've were the first sistahs (and Jesus was their kid via IVF).
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Oh dear me, Truly thou art a bet unsafe, safe bet! Ok we understand your Gay. But remember God hates Fags, didn't you read the sign?
 
WboroBaptM0134 said:
Mary Magdalene was the most important woman disciple in the movement of Jesus. Who was Mary Magdalene? Tradition has labeled her a prostitute, but there is nothing in the Bible to support this view and much to dispute it.
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no definate answer, sounds like doubt to me
jesus was a prophet now he is used for profit
 
Okay people: Why are there almost 60 replies and nobody just ignored the troll and called the mods?
Seriously, do not feed the trolls. Even if they are insane fanatics.
 
WboroBaptM0134 said:
Oh bet unsafe, make not fun of God lest he makes fun WITH YOU!
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"Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up the road, some youths came from the city and mocked him, and said to him, “Go up, you baldhead! Go up, you baldhead!” So he turned around and looked at them, and pronounced a curse on them in the name of the LORD. And two female bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths."
- 2 Kings 2:23-24 NKJV


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Moral to the story: God digs lesbians. I'm good to go, dude.
 
Little Bird said:
Okay people: Why are there almost 60 replies and nobody just ignored the troll and called the mods?
Seriously, do not feed the trolls. Even if they are insane fanatics.
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We're trying to have an intelligent discussion here. I have certain beliefs and I feel compelled to act on them. You may choose to be Gay. Just know that God hates you. Well then don't believe in God. There problem solved.
 
Little Bird said:
Okay people: Why are there almost 60 replies and nobody just ignored the troll and called the mods?
Seriously, do not feed the trolls. Even if they are insane fanatics.
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1) because trolls are unmodded here-- free speech as interpreted by Laurel, who owns the site. :rolleyes:

2) the dude is not in any way a Twue Bewiever. He's also not all that funny-- but he's giving it a shot.
WboroBaptM0134 said:
We're trying to have an intelligent discussion here. I have certain beliefs and I feel compelled to act on them. You may choose to be Gay. Just know that God hates you. Well then don't believe in God. There problem solved.
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Thank you for the mansplaination. Or maybe we should call this one a straightsplainaition. :rolleyes:
 
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WboroBaptM0134 said:
Of all this forums on this heinous site, truly here is the source of perversion. OH Lord protect me here from the demons and let me slay them and their ideas forever, for 'Yay now tis truly the season of evil'.

Homosexuals were certainly not in the plan of God. This is a perversion designed by, you guessed it, your pal, Satan. Who only wants to consume your withered souls for breakfast. Every time you commit folly of coupling with another man, you damn yourself, and is this not evidenced by what happens to a mans physical appearance when he engages in such behavior? His features become softened half like a woman but WRONG. He speaks with a high pitched voice and loses his mind instead being attracted to infantile things.

Oh it does remind me of that story by Xenophon, that when the Greeks, escaping from Cyrus the persian marched back through unknown lands, they came upon strange tribes where the men had grown fat and lazy. These men were said to be highly praised by their tribes and tittered like girls, adorning themselves with jewelry. What did these hardened Greek warriors do when traveling through this barbaric land on their way home. They made it a point to stop and slay every last one of these wretches for being abominations. Then then pillaged the villages and took the spoils home. After a vicious route from Persia, nothing felt quite so satisfying.

Oh homosexuals, like a plague in our land.... BEWARE for your Greek cometh!!!
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.....and thats what it is......a story......just like many other stories. How do you know homosexuals were not in a God's plan? Did you speak to him? Were you there? No....you were not.....nobody today was!!! What right do you think you have to speak for him!!! You should be the one who is damned..........how dare you think you can speak for what he wants!!!!
 
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dluvstoread said:
.....and thats what it is......a story......just like many other stories. How do you know homosexuals were not in a God's plan? Did you speak to him? Were you there? No....you were not.....nobody today was!!! What right do you think you have to speak for him!!! You should be the one who is damned..........how dare you think you can speak for what he wants!!!!
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Cause it says so IN THE BOOK !!!!!!!!!! Just think about it, if homosexuals were in Gods design he wouldn't have bothered with women cause man would all ready have companions! Face it walk with God or stay put. Your way is the devils way and he is so pleased with you for being his little troll!!
 
Stella_Omega said:
1) because trolls are unmodded here-- free speech as interpreted by Laurel, who owns the site. :rolleyes:

2) the dude is not in any way a Twue Bewiever. He's also not all that funny-- but he's giving it a shot.
Thank you for the mansplaination. Or maybe we should call this one a straightsplainaition. :rolleyes:
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This is the most important issue to the Gay community that I bring. The legitimacy of being Gay. I can prove to you that you're illegitimate. But I can't stop you from being Gay.
 
WboroBaptM0134 said:
This is the most important issue to the Gay community that I bring. The legitimacy of being Gay. I can prove to you that you're illegitimate. But I can't stop you from being Gay.
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You're irrelevant to the gay community, and you can't do shit.
 
filet4ever said:
Hey! God just PM'd me to tell you to shut the fuck up :)
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No you would be confusing God for Satan! And of course for being Gay is like have a knife stuck in your reason! How can you know right from wrong? Your reason is skewered.
 
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