Goldmember

[Dillinger]

No - not the movie, this:

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[Black_Bird]

... and that, folks, will be the only gold member I'll be seeing.

I hate Austin Powers.

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

That is .....

 

[marksgirl]

Sweet!

 

[Ice Cold]

Well at least no one will call it "Minne me"

 

[H'venlee]

Dill-- that is very scarey!

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Ummmm, so does that mean there is a cock of gold at the end of the rainbow?????

 

[Live Nude]

That's a MAAN, baby.

 

[Black_Bird]

You know, Dillinger; I don't really know how I'm going to react when I finally meet you.

I've seen your cock from so many angles, in so many different ways... and yet, we're both straight males. The internet makes life so damn complicated, doesn't it?

 

[Dillinger]

*lol* If you insist, when we meet, I'll keep it in my pants.

 

[grrrly]

... and that, folks, will be the only gold member I'll be seeing.

I hate Austin Powers.

you hate austin powers? what about dr. evil, you gotta crack a smile at him, he's hilarious

 

[T.H. Oughts]

*lol* If you insist, when we meet, I'll keep it in my pants.

Spoil Sport, show it off, let it breath...

 

[calypso_21]

*lol* If you insist, when we meet, I'll keep it in my pants.

I NEVER said that!!

 

[Dillinger]

Spoil Sport, show it off, let it breath...

Will you be there? *grin*

 

[Dillinger]

I NEVER said that!!

For you there is NO WAY I will be able to keep it in my pants.

 

[Black_Bird]

*lol* If you insist, when we meet, I'll keep it in my pants.

I do insist, I do!!!

And I'll keep my shirt on. Is it a deal?

 

[Guest]

I think Gold is my new favorite color -

By the way, I've been reading some of your Big Dick series - Wow! Very hot!!

 

[perks]

I love when you don't keep it in your pants.

Gold suits you, Dillypop.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Will you be there? *grin*

freckles included.

 

[Black_Bird]

you hate austin powers? what about dr. evil, you gotta crack a smile at him, he's hilarious

No.

Michel Myers (or how ever you spell his name) was good in the first Waynes World and in So I Married an Ax Murderer, but has sucked ever since he created the Austin Powers character.

 

[Dillinger]

I do insist, I do!!!

And I'll keep my shirt on. Is it a deal?

That works. Though if Perky is there I highly doubt you'll be able to keep your end of the bargain. She has a thing for shirts and their removal.

 

[Guest]

So tell me Dilly, darlin'- does everything you touch turn to gold?

 

[marksgirl]

If I hear the word "complicated" again tonigh I'm going to SCREAM!

Whip that goldfinger out and lets see what we can do with it.

Yep, that is a dare.

 

[Dillinger]

I think Gold is my new favorite color -

By the way, I've been reading some of your Big Dick series - Wow! Very hot!!

Thank you, I appreciate that. I hope you like them enough to read my other stories and poems as well...

Oh - and please don't forget to vote on them AND in the 2001 Literotica Awards - http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=96279 (Killermuffin isn't far enough ahead, she needs more votes - *grin*)

 

[Dillinger]

So tell me Dilly, darlin'- does everything you touch turn to gold?

Only in the figuratively precious sense. I promise you'll enjoy my... touch.