Granola

[CelestialBody]

 

[Marxist]

It's a learning curve. You'll savor suckling pig once you get out of college and realize you were just starving back then and would have eaten just about anything.

 

[Problem Child]

Laurel said she had some granola in her poop last week.

Personally, I think that's TMI, but she's otherwise a really neat person and I didn't want to make her feel bad, so I just nodded my head and said, "Hey, that's pretty cool!"

I think it made her feel validated.

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[TWB]

I will try it next time I am in Lansing.

Good for your friends. Hopefully they will not partake in the pig upon reaching so called "maturity."

My advice: don't eat anything with a face.

 

[TWB]

I'm a gourmet freak. I'm not kidding. I was in love with Spain, for the food alone. The scenery just took it over the top. I swear, this is the reason I don't want to work anywhere near Germany or Poland, hell almost anywhere in Eastern Europe. From what I've had in the past, the food is disgusting. Most of my bills from abroad? Outside of train and airtickets, my greatest expense was food. SEVERAL HUNDERD POUNDS. I'm a sucker for a good meal.

Oh, yeah. I heard you gained a little weight lately.

 

[CelestialBody]

Bizzare

 

[Marxist]

My advice: don't eat anything with a face.

Where have I heard that before....

http://www.english.upenn.edu/~afilreis/Holocaust/hitler.gif

 

[TWB]

Re: Bizzare

I ate a whole hell of a lot while I was there, but I LOST weight when I was abroad. I think it's a combo of smaller, healthier portions and the obscene amount of walking and hiking I did. Here unless i"m on campus or in NYC, almost everything is too far away.

I was only referring to your troll, dear.

 

[TWB]

Where have I heard that before....

http://www.english.upenn.edu/~afilreis/Holocaust/hitler.gif

Yeah. Hitler and Ben Franklin were facist vegetarians.

 

[Marxist]

Yeah. Hitler and Ben Franklin were facist vegetarians.

Hey the Buddha died of trichinosis so maybe they were on to something. Who knows?

All I know is that you can't beat a slab of ribs and a cold beer. Don't tell me, beer has a face too. Yummy.

 

[Skibum]

Hey, if God didn't want us to eat animals, He wouldn't have made 'em out of meat.

 

[TWB]

Hey the Buddha died of trichinosis so maybe they were on to something. Who knows?

All I know is that you can't beat a slab of ribs and a cold beer. Don't tell me, beer has a face too. Yummy.

Lucky for me, beer has no face. Just head.

 

[TWB]

Hey, if God didn't want us to eat animals, He wouldn't have made 'em out of meat.

Hmm. Well, when is the last time you were walking in the woods, leaned over, and picked up a nice little rabbit and bit his leg off in gastronomical delight? Pig? Cow?

hehe.

 

[heterotic]

The thing nobody even pauses to consider is the slaughter of the billions of completely innocent, voiceless plants. They don't even have the natural advantage of looking plaintive and making sad little noises as they're led off the the slaughter. It's just inhumane to eat both plants and animals.

If you really care, go on a fungi only diet.

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[TWB]

The thing nobody even pauses to consider is the slaughter of the billions of completely innocent, voiceless plants. They don't even have the natural advantage of looking plaintive and making sad little noises as they're led off the the slaughter. It's just inhumane to eat both plants and animals.

If you really care, go on a fungi only diet.

Mushroom hater.

 

[Ishmael]

Fungi is alive as well. You can't amputate an animal and expect it to survive. You can, however pick fruit and not harm a plant.

I'll let the potatoe plants know right away.

Ishmael

 

[TWB]

I'll let the potatoe plants know right away.

Ishmael

And Dan Quayle...

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[freakygirl]

The chicken I bought at the grocery store, that I'm roasting in the oven right now, didn't have a face.

Is it ok to eat?

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Ishmael]

Potato's a root, not a fruit. Bite me.

Tease.

Ishmael

 

[heterotic]

Fungi are ugly. They deserve to die. Shrimp are ugly too. Yayati's... Wait, no. That's a felony, isn't it?

 

[freakygirl]

Fungi are ugly. They deserve to die. Shrimp are ugly too. Yayati's... Wait, no. That's a felony, isn't it?

careful what you say.. REDWAVE might take this as a threat to him and call the FBI on you