Granted - Wishes Done Right

[Shadowmist99]

The object of this is to make a wish. The next person grants it but corrupts it in some way. Then you make your own wish so the game keeps going.

For example: I wish I had a new car.

Granted but the car has no engine.

I'll start.

I wish I was somewhere on a beach right now.

 

[DarkSimian]

The object of this is to make a wish. The next person grants it but corrupts it in some way.

For example: I wish I had a new car.

Granted but the car has no engine.

I'll start.

I wish I was somewhere on a beach right now.

Granted; you are now at Normandy, June 1944

 

[Shadowmist99]

Granted; you are now at Normandy, June 1944

Cruel...but you forgot to make your own wish. Hmmmm...I think I forgot to add that part in my instructions, edit here I come.

 

[kara1234]

Granted; you are now at Normandy, June 1944

Where's your wish?

 

[DarkSimian]

Where's your wish?

I wish kara's top would come open

 

[Shadowmist99]

I wish kara's top would come open [/QUOTE

Granted, but a second before they pop free, dust mites fly into your eyes and you're blind for ten minutes.

I wish that my nail polish wouldn't chip.

 

[ShelbyBubbles]

I wish kara's top would come open [/QUOTE

Granted, but a second before they pop free, dust mites fly into your eyes and you're blind for ten minutes.

I wish that my nail polish wouldn't chip.

Granted...but the only color that doesn't chip off of your nails is yellow.

I wish that I could live far away from this city.

 

[DarkSimian]

I wish kara's top would come open [/QUOTE

Granted, but a second before they pop free, dust mites fly into your eyes and you're blind for ten minutes.

I wish that my nail polish wouldn't chip.

Granted; but then you lose your fingers in a band saw accident

I wish that my dick touched the floor

 

[ShelbyBubbles]

Granted; but then you lose your fingers in a band saw accident

I wish that my dick touched the floor

Granted, but your total height is only 3 inches.

I still wish I could live far away from this city lol

 

[DarkSimian]

Granted, but your total height is only 3 inches.

I still wish I could live far away from this city lol

Granted; you are now on the island Tom Hanks was on in Castaway

I wish I was white, tight and surrounded by pussy (this is from an old joke)

 

[ViciousTease]

Granted; you are now on the island Tom Hanks was on in Castaway

I wish I was white, tight and surrounded by pussy (this is from an old joke)

Granted; you're a ball of white yarn in a cage full of kittens

I wish I was on vacation

 

[DarkSimian]

Granted; you're a ball of white yarn in a cage full of kittens

I wish I was on vacation

Granted: you're on permanent vacation, you're fired!

I wish I was hung like a horse

 

[Shadowmist99]

Granted: you're on permanent vacation, you're fired!

I wish I was hung like a horse

Granted: but you can never get hard.

I wish I had an alcoholic beverage right now.

 

[beachbaby179]

Granted: but you can never get hard.

I wish I had an alcoholic beverage right now.

Granted. But it's nasty moonshine in a dirty jug.

I wish I could play guitar.

 

[Little_Sister]

Granted. But it's nasty moonshine in a dirty jug.

I wish I could play guitar.

Granted but you can only play death metal.

I wish I could get a massage.

 

[DropBear91]

Granted but you can only play death metal.

I wish I could get a massage.

granted, but the person who gives it to you has bad BO and his sweet drips all over you as he gives it

I wish I had a ball python

 

[faithlessmaiden]

Granted. But it's nasty moonshine in a dirty jug.

I wish I could play guitar.

Granted. The only tune you can play perfectly is Kumbaya.

I wish my house would clean itself.

 

[Shadowmist99]

Granted but you can only play death metal.

I wish I could get a massage.

Granted but the masseuse has massive body odor.

I wish I had more energy.

 

[lowphat]

Granted but you can only play death metal.

I wish I could get a massage.

Granted, but only on your inner thighs.

I wish I had an airplane

 

[Shadowmist99]

Granted, but only on your inner thighs.

I wish I had an airplane

Granted, but it's been in a junkyard for fifteen years.

I wish I could go to Vegas for the weekend.

 

[Lunation]

Granted, but it's been in a junkyard for fifteen years.

I wish I could go to Vegas for the weekend.

Granted, but you end up in debt to the mob.

I love wish I had a pet raccoon.

 

[beachbaby179]

Granted, but you end up in debt to the mob.

I love wish I had a pet raccoon.

Granted. But it's rabid.

I wish I lived in a house on the beach.

 

[cliteatingman]

Granted. But it's rabid.

I wish I lived in a house on the beach.

You do but it collapses.

I wish I could have an uncorruptable wish

 

[Lunation]

Granted. But it's rabid.

I wish I lived in a house on the beach.

Granted, but the ocean near your house is home to the pit of the shogoth; beings long forgotten in primordial terror. Also knife-wielding crabs.

I wish I had five dollars.

 

[Little_Sister]

Granted, but the ocean near your house is home to the pit of the shogoth; beings long forgotten in primordial terror. Also knife-wielding crabs.

I wish I had five dollars.

Granted but you owe me 10

I wish dinner would cook itself.