Guide to seducing a monster

[Brandnewbuddy]

Thought it would be fun for there to be a collection of stories, either of people following a guide for seducing monsters or researching to make a guide for seducing monsters.

So for example: woman finds evidence of a tentacle monster in her house and gets curious as it doesn’t seem interested in her, so she references a guide which walks her through the steps of how to entice it, make it feel safe, and to get it to understand her needs

For example: “okay, step 1. Make sure to bathe first and do not apply deodorant or perfume as these are irritants. Also, make sure to be completely nude when approaching. Having your clothes ripped off might be your fantasy but fibers and fabric can get stuck in the monster’s gaps, making it sick.”

Or monster sighting occurs in a town and while other shows are there to catch footage, another team appears to try and be the first one to fuck it for their guide

“Flatwoods monster: not fucking worth it. It smells bad, makes you smell bad, only wants to do anal probes and surprisingly that’s the one thing that doesn’t smell.”

 

[Rob_Royale]

This is a fun idea.

"Google, a monster has taken up residence under my bed but it doesn't seem interested in me. It just lays there. What should I do?"

Google- Great question, Amy! First we need to identify the creature. Do you have a flashlight handy?

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

Perfect!

Another example I thought of: monster writes the guide entry to get better lovers.

So guy wants to sleep with a succubus and finds a guide that was written by them:

“First, thank you for reading and not just making a summoning circle. It’s a big turnoff getting yanked out of our houses to talk contracts with someone. So you’re already doing great! Second, make sure to groom up a bit. Don’t treat this as a hookup, treat this as a real relationship you want. Third, follow the directions to make a circle to come to us! We love meeting new people and it’s a lot more comfortable having sex in a bed than in a small circle. Finally, bring a gift…especially some analog games. We cater to all desires but we still don’t have electricity.

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

I think a real fun guide would be werewolves. Like the guidebook would of course give warnings, then make it clear it is only giving advice for hooking up with a bipedal werewolf.

But then the guide focuses on “okay, are you sure there’s a werewolf?” And then “are you sure YOU aren’t the werewolf?”

With the actual story being about a woman who has lately been dreaming about being fucked by a werewolf and to her delight, mysterious sightings have been occurred that make it seems like her town has one. She finds a fellow werewolf tracker and the two of them team up while talking about their fantasies.

They go on a stakeout of a potential werewolf and MC is so glad to have a friend with her as she has so much trouble keeping awake at night. She yawns and as she does, her jaw extends and she suddenly starts stripping as fur covers her body. Turns out all MC had to do to find a werewolf was to look in a mirror

 

[Carnevil9]

There has to be a chapter on Bigfoot.

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

There has to be a chapter on Bigfoot.

I think that would be the most fun because Bigfoot hunters would either scoff at it or try to use it and either not have a camera or screw a step up…or not recgonize Bigfoot.

So like there’s a group who goes in the woods and has the guide. According to it, big foot can’t resist short stacks in red stockings so the host get his girlfriend to play dress up for the monster. They set the cameras up but then find their sound guy and the host’s girlfriend going at it like crazy.

He of course is fired and as he puts his shirt on over his hairy chest and slips on his size 19 new balances, the host yells about how he can’t believe he still hasn’t found Bigfoot after 7 seasons.

 

[yano2mch]

Heh, might consider glancing over the Monstergirl Encyclopedia. Lots of ideas there.

https://mgewiki.moe/index.php/Monster_Girls

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

Heh, might consider glancing over the Monstergirl Encyclopedia. Lots of ideas there.

https://mgewiki.moe/index.php/Monster_Girls

I like a lot of the designs in that but I always hated the lore for it

 

[yano2mch]

I like a lot of the designs in that but I always hated the lore for it

Which part of the lore do you dislike? I rather have a soft spot for most monstergirls.

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

Which part of the lore do you dislike? I rather have a soft spot for most monstergirls.

I don’t like that all the monsters just flipped from being regular monsters to monstergirls because a demon lord willed it. Also while I think some of the designs are cute, they don’t fit the dark fantasy setting they are in. Also They’re almost all rapists since they just went from killing adventurers to wanting to fuck them because their overlord wished it. So they have no real personality.

It’s like those h-games where you lose to a monster and then it just does a stock gif: there’s no potential for individual personality as they are just enemy mobs in a video game. They don’t have their own individual wants and needs, just what their role wants.

And the cherry on top is that they’re almost all het. Like there’s only one of two queer monstergirls.

 

[yano2mch]

I don’t like that all the monsters just flipped from being regular monsters to monstergirls because a demon lord willed it. Also while I think some of the designs are cute, they don’t fit the dark fantasy setting they are in. Also They’re almost all rapists since they just went from killing adventurers to wanting to fuck them because their overlord wished it. So they have no real personality.

It’s like those h-games where you lose to a monster and then it just does a stock gif: there’s no potential for individual personality as they are just enemy mobs in a video game. They don’t have their own individual wants and needs, just what their role wants.

And the cherry on top is that they’re almost all het. Like there’s only one of two queer monstergirls.

Hmmm i haven't read that far into the lore, though i've played MGQ a while back. The idea that there's only monstergirls changes how men are viewed and handled. And of course the 'lose and get raped' is rather a more fun concept than dying. Though some games take a more minimalist approach...

But monstergirls are about the same as most any other creatures in games. Pokemon are just mobs to fight/capture, and only set characters would have any personality whatsoever.

Though creating an individual monstergirl and using their temperament based on their species with species abilities would certainly make it more interesting. Hmmm might be fun for a HaremLit series, though Literotica wouldn't let me post them probably.

 

[TheWritingGroup]

This is a fun idea.

"Google, a monster has taken up residence under my bed but it doesn't seem interested in me. It just lays there. What should I do?"

Google- Great question, Amy! First we need to identify the creature. Do you have a flashlight handy?

No, no, the protagonist has to query chatLLM.

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

FFFF: flight, fight, freeze, or fuck: a guide to identifying when it’s time to fuck and when it’s time to get the fuck out of there.

Search: “older woman with long hair who is doing laundry and singing a creepy song”

“Likely bean-nighe. Safe to approach but may predict your death.”

“Worth it!”

“Well met young man whose face is yet to be smothered betwixt amble cheeks!”

“…so worth it”

 

[Rob_Royale]

And then there's the husband finding out about his wife's new interest.
"Tina? Why is there a tarp on the bed and why are you slathered in maple syrup and playing whale songs on your phone?"

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

“Look, we each agreed to give each other space to explore our interests. You paint miniatures and oogle cosplayers, I do this.”

Course as a twist:

“Wait, Brad? I thought you were in Toronto?”

Brad looked at his wife and cocked his head unnaturally, as though. He were an owl considering a curious mouse.

“I was…well, am. But I felt like I needed to be here so now I am. God, you look delicious.” His clothes fell off of him like petals from a flower and Tina gasped as the familiar form of her husband grew in size and appendages. Gill like slits emerged on his abdomen and his man hood was soon joined by a blue twin that moved like a snake. Before Tina could even speak, she felt his lips against hers, confirming that despite his appearance, he was her husband.

 

[usable001]

There was an online comic I wish I could remember the name of now. It featured a 20+ year-old chibi girl who wanted to have sex but was grossed out by the men who wanted her, a tentacle-porn addict chasing a tentacle monster who thought sex with humans was gross, and as many other ways to offend readers as the author could invent.

Anyone else know what I am talking about?

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

There was an online comic I wish I could remember the name of now. It featured a 20+ year-old chibi girl who wanted to have sex but was grossed out by the men who wanted her, a tentacle-porn addict chasing a tentacle monster who thought sex with humans was gross, and as many other ways to offend readers as the author could invent.

Anyone else know what I am talking about?

I know the series you’re talking about. It had the sex doll who became sentient and then tried to kill her owner…though now that I think about it, it had some other things which we definitely can’t bring up on this site

Not sure how to work any of that into this idea. Though with tentacle monsters and some monsters I could see the guides starting with “how to tell if the monster is actually into you” and with guidance on breaking things off if your feelings aren’t reciprocates

 

[Rob_Royale]

“Look, we each agreed to give each other space to explore our interests. You paint miniatures and oogle cosplayers, I do this.”

Course as a twist:

“Wait, Brad? I thought you were in Toronto?”

Brad looked at his wife and cocked his head unnaturally, as though. He were an owl considering a curious mouse.

“I was…well, am. But I felt like I needed to be here so now I am. God, you look delicious.” His clothes fell off of him like petals from a flower and Tina gasped as the familiar form of her husband grew in size and appendages. Gill like slits emerged on his abdomen and his man hood was soon joined by a blue twin that moved like a snake. Before Tina could even speak, she felt his lips against hers, confirming that despite his appearance, he was her husband.

The monster becomes a tentacled clone of the husband? Cool. It'll make threesomes extraordinary.

 

[TheWritingGroup]

There was an online comic I wish I could remember the name of now. It featured a 20+ year-old chibi girl who wanted to have sex but was grossed out by the men who wanted her, a tentacle-porn addict chasing a tentacle monster who thought sex with humans was gross, and as many other ways to offend readers as the author could invent.

Anyone else know what I am talking about?

Not Ghastly's Ghastly Comic?

 

[usable001]

Not Ghastly's Ghastly Comic?

That's the one!

 

[TheWritingGroup]

I met Chris Cracknell once. Interesting guy.