GuidingHand Gone Wild

What'll you have to drink?

  • Warm, flat, funky, it don't matter to me

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  • As long it's a body shot, I'm golden

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  • Franzia: Breakfast of Champions

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  • I like beer like I like my men: black

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  • Anything with an umbrella in a coconut

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  • Irish Cream, thick and sweet, poured straight in my mouth

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  • Total voters
    9
hey Photo..hey everyone...it's getting hot in here..fanning myself
 
It is a little warm, I think he does that on purpose.

If only I were half so nefarious... What design could I possibly have for leaving guests a bit hot and seeking to lighten the clothing load and guzzle refreshments?

Oh, by the by, it seems our friend here is looking a bit woozy. Perhaps you should strap her onto the table lest she fall off.
 
If only I were half so nefarious... What design could I possibly have for leaving guests a bit hot and seeking to lighten the clothing load and guzzle refreshments?

Oh, by the by, it seems our friend here is looking a bit woozy. Perhaps you should strap her onto the table lest she fall off.

I'm not so sure about that one. ;)
 
a little birdie mentioned something about popping in for a short visit...

*looking around*

interesting place you have here...
 
a little birdie mentioned something about popping in for a short visit...

*looking around*

interesting place you have here...

Welcome, my lovely. Hop on over to the minibar and allow me to wet your lips. It seems there are a number of little birdies of late spreading delicious news... perhaps they like the nectar I provide.

*friendly peck on the cheek*
 
Welcome, my lovely. Hop on over to the minibar and allow me to wet your lips. It seems there are a number of little birdies of late spreading delicious news... perhaps they like the nectar I provide.

*friendly peck on the cheek*

Thank you, kind sir. :eek:

Perhaps a comfy couch or chair I can rest my bunni tail on instead? I believe a cold iced tea would be quite refreshing on this hot night while I get a feel for this place...
 
Thank you, kind sir. :eek:

Perhaps a comfy couch or chair I can rest my bunni tail on instead? I believe a cold iced tea would be quite refreshing on this hot night while I get a feel for this place...

Certainly, we have a couch in three corners of the room or you are welcome to recline on the central massage table.

Brings you over a Long Island Iced Tea.
 
Certainly, we have a couch in three corners of the room or you are welcome to recline on the central massage table.

Brings you over a Long Island Iced Tea.

I think I'll curl up on a couch first and see what takes place in here...

Never had a Long Island Iced Tea before... *sips carefully*
 
I think I'll curl up on a couch first and see what takes place in here...

Never had a Long Island Iced Tea before... *sips carefully*

Oh it's basically like your standard Lipton... :cool:

Hands you the glass and affectionately lays a hand on your cheek

Let me know if I can be of service in any way; any way at all.
 
Oh it's basically like your standard Lipton... :cool:

Hands you the glass and affectionately lays a hand on your cheek

Let me know if I can be of service in any way; any way at all.

*checking the list of ingredients* You're a naughty man for trying to get this sweet bunni a bit tipsy... :devil:

I'll be sure to let you know of any needs I might have while I'm here. ;)
 
*checking the list of ingredients* You're a naughty man for trying to get this sweet bunni a bit tipsy... :devil:

I'll be sure to let you know of any needs I might have while I'm here. ;)

Now why would I do such a thing?

*Lounges down on the couch beside you, tilting the glass up with a fingertip as you sip*

Yes, I bet you are a very sweet bunni.
 
Now why would I do such a thing?

*Lounges down on the couch beside you, tilting the glass up with a fingertip as you sip*

Yes, I bet you are a very sweet bunni.

*taking another sip, then putting it aside*

Thank you, but I think I've had enough ;) So what takes place in your special room?
 
Saying hi :)

Hi Sunshine. It's a pleasure to meet you. Thanks for stopping by.

*taking another sip, then putting it aside*

Thank you, but I think I've had enough ;) So what takes place in your special room?

My room is just a comfortable little place to socialize and drink soda pop. I'm also a massuese and offer basic spa treatments to relax and purify the soul.
 
Happy Sunday night everybody. It's a great evening to slip into my little room, try on a complimentary velour robe and pair of slippers and try out the alcohol vapourizer. The third visito gets a bottle of special house lube.
 
popping in to say hello....grabs a cool drink and sits down on the comfy couch
 
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