GUYS OF LIT do me a flavor

[Bbl87]

When I came into this thread I really thought it was going to be asking for help opening a jar or reaching something high up.

This is my life. I get whored out at the grocery store for that work quite often.

 

[Bbl87]

I'm sure you can earn them in other categories....
Besides there is only one of me..
.
And there are two of

Well there's only one @Fiestykitten and @EvaLane ....
But together they make two!!?!!!

Yaaaaaa, but to be fair I'm also not posting publicly so it's all just bluster and me being a smart-ass at this point anyway.

 

[dawn_of_night]

This is my life. I get whored out at the grocery store for that work quite often.

Yea... If you were mine....
I'd pimp you out for that shit too

You probably have shorts the length of my whole fucking inseam....

 

[EvaLane]

Thanks for the explanation

Please, don't let me stop you...

Yes well you men love a performance

 

[Fiestykitten]

Good morning and happy Easter!
Extra points today for a dick pick next to an Easter bunny or a peep!
Good luck and have a great day, I hope it’s filled with shenanigans.

 

[Qky75]

It’s just a thread full of wanna be wankers.

I'll have you know I am a bona fide wanker with an award to prove it.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I'll have you know I am a bona fide wanker with an award to prove it.

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I saw your boner....
I'd watch that...

 

[NakedStoryLover]

Good morning and happy Easter!
Extra points today for a dick pick next to an Easter bunny or a peep!
Good luck and have a great day, I hope it’s filled with shenanigans.

Happy Easter.

Have dick. Is currently hard. No peeps or bunnies, though.

 

[Artfan2]

Big fan of this

It's very abstract and has nice symmetry.

 

[NakedStoryLover]

Yes well you men love a performance

 

[NakedStoryLover]

It's very abstract and has nice symmetry.

Plus...

 

[NakedStoryLover]

Good morning and happy Easter!
Extra points today for a dick pick next to an Easter bunny or a peep!
Good luck and have a great day, I hope it’s filled with shenanigans.

Hypothetically speaking, might points be granted for an Easter egg pic?

Happy Easter, regardless!

 

[Artfan2]

Plus...

Yes. It's definitely on topic.

 

[EvaLane]

Hypothetically speaking, might points be granted for an Easter egg pic?

Happy Easter, regardless!

Non hypothetically speaking, absolutely.

I can even think of a few things those eggs could be filled with. Sorta gross though. But that’s probably why I’m thinking about it

And yes, extra points for you

 

[NakedStoryLover]

Non hypothetically speaking, absolutely.

I can even think of a few things those eggs could be filled with. Sorta gross though. But that’s probably why I’m thinking about it

And yes, extra points for you

Would be easier to fill with some assistance!

#TeamworkMakesTheDreamWork

 

[Fiestykitten]

Hypothetically speaking, might points be granted for an Easter egg pic?

Happy Easter, regardless!

Oh damn….. that’s hot *fans self*
Fuck…

But I gotta know, what’s in the egg?

 

[NakedStoryLover]

Oh damn….. that’s hot *fans self*
Fuck…

But I gotta know, what’s in the egg?

 

[hotwords229_A]

I can even think of a few things those eggs could be filled with. Sorta gross though. But that’s probably why I’m thinking about it

Someone could always paint their balls like Easter Eggs.
I’m not going to, but someone should.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Someone could always paint their balls like Easter Eggs.
I’m not going to, but someone should.

I'd give points for that

 

[hotoldrguy]

Ok so far we have extra points for
Videos
Videos with sound
Hair
Drawing and art
Hula hoops

hair?

 

[Fiestykitten]

hair?

Yea, hairy chest, manscaped… hair buddy

 

[hotoldrguy]

Hypothetically speaking, might points be granted for an Easter egg pic?

Happy Easter, regardless!

Dude, you killed it!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Hypothetically speaking, might points be granted for an Easter egg pic?

Happy Easter, regardless!

Eegggg-cellent!!!

 

[NakedStoryLover]

Eegggg-cellent!!!

No yolk?

 

[Artfan2]

Ok so far we have extra points for
Videos
Videos with sound
Hair
Drawing and art
Hula hoops

Okay, art and hair. No hula hoops so far.
https://ibb.co/v4LQp5sZ