GUYS OF LIT do me a flavor

[mikeyvis00]

OSHA requires safety glasses be worn during autofellatio.

Or, so I’ve heard.

Safety first

 

[dickjohnson77]

Thinking about posting a dick pic on here..I've never sent one in a public forum...but i trying to decide what object to put in the photo..
Now I'm finding myself looking at other guys dicks on here to see what they used..lol

 

[Noor]

Ok this raises questions for me.. How do you rate pics?

I rate by the non cock object.

 

[dickjohnson77]

I rate by the non cock object.

Now I feel under more pressure..

 

[jason28053]

Since I am born with my cock and can’t change that. I don’t see the sense in having it rated . Other body parts sure but not the cock. But of course if a an extra large one I would probably feel differently.

 

[NakedStoryLover]

Thinking about posting a dick pic on here..I've never sent one in a public forum...but i trying to decide what object to put in the photo..
Now I'm finding myself looking at other guys dicks on here to see what they used..lol

And THAT'S how they get ya!

 

[mikeyvis00]

I rate by the non cock object.

Damn, I knew I had to get out the fine china

 

[NakedStoryLover]

I've posted to other threads and the Lit Ladies have been nothing but great and supportive.

That said,

1. I've never (knowingly) posted to a brat thread and
2. I'm not touching this one with a 10-cm pole

 

[satanicbubblegum]

Damn, I knew I had to get out the fine china

Does anyone have any old slinkys laying around?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Safety first

People are dancing around this question, but can you actually suck yourself? AFAF

 

[jason28053]

Does anyone have any old slinkys laying around?

Slinky slinky, it’s fun for a girl and a boy

 

[mikeyvis00]

People are dancing around this question, but can you actually suck yourself? AFAF

Answering kindly in two parts

1. I'm not that flexible
2. TBH, it's not that big, the angle of the camera works miracles

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Answering kindly in two parts

1. I'm not that flexible
2. TBH, it's not that big, the angle of the camera works miracles

1) I used to be, but I think it's true that if you don't use it, you lose it
2) I know that trick VERY well. Someone on here once told me they thought it was at least 9" and I was so proud of myself that I couldn't stop smiling. I thought I was going to rupture a cheek muscle

 

[MindYaBitness]

This looks... familiar.

https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExMWk3czNnbjl0Y2JpOHlhbTdnMWpvNmxrazgwZ3AxeDIweHRwczhvZCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/nFlu8WzU6Z5yrz8suQ/giphy.gif

People are dancing around this question, but can you actually suck yourself? AFAF

I don't know if it's ever been actually achieved, but I'm sure chiropractors have made a small fortune adjusting the guys who've tried

 

[mikeyvis00]

1) I used to be, but I think it's true that if you don't use it, you lose it
2) I know that trick VERY well. Someone on here once told me they thought it was at least 9" and I was so proud of myself that I couldn't stop smiling. I thought I was going to rupture a cheek muscle

I prefer the volleyball and the tennis, not so much the yoga

And yup; clenched cheeks, hips up, and camera pointing from bottom to top. Never fails

 

[dickjohnson77]

1) I used to be, but I think it's true that if you don't use it, you lose it
2) I know that trick VERY well. Someone on here once told me they thought it was at least 9" and I was so proud of myself that I couldn't stop smiling. I thought I was going to rupture a cheek muscle

Ahhh ...the art of the dick pic..

 

[jason28053]

Also, what flavor? Since the thread is asking for one.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExMWk3czNnbjl0Y2JpOHlhbTdnMWpvNmxrazgwZ3AxeDIweHRwczhvZCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/nFlu8WzU6Z5yrz8suQ/giphy.gif

Yes! Run to this thread to see its majesty!

I don't know if it's ever been actually achieved, but I'm sure chiropractors have made a small fortune adjusting the guys who've tried

Oh, it's been achieved. I assure you

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I prefer the volleyball and the tennis, not so much the yoga

And yup; clenched cheeks, hips up, and camera pointing from bottom to top. Never fails

Shhhhhh don't give away all our secrets!

 

[mikeyvis00]

https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExMWk3czNnbjl0Y2JpOHlhbTdnMWpvNmxrazgwZ3AxeDIweHRwczhvZCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/nFlu8WzU6Z5yrz8suQ/giphy.gif

I don't know if it's ever been actually achieved, but I'm sure chiropractors have made a small fortune adjusting the guys who've tried

That's a niche market, certainly

 

[mikeyvis00]

Shhhhhh don't give away all our secrets!

Oh, God. The Men in Black are going to knock my door

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Oh, God. The Men in Black are going to knock my door

https://media1.tenor.com/m/ewYQTKcqapEAAAAC/sorry-men-in-black-international.gif

 

[LostHorizon]

Jesus, you’re gonna put your eye out with that thing kid

 

[hotwords229_A]

And yup; clenched cheeks, hips up, and camera pointing from bottom to top. Never fails

This is invaluable information!

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwebneel.com%2Fdaily%2Fsites%2Fdefault%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2Fdaily%2F12-2012%2Fforced-perspective-photo%2520(23).jpg&f=1&ipt=2240235846eeda9878fcd6324ad6d1c52cda811b3aca2f43ac87343f2c566f9a

Forced perspective. That’s what I’ve been doing wrong!

 

[NakedStoryLover]

And yup; clenched cheeks, hips up, and camera pointing from bottom to top. Never fails

Seems like too much work for me, but I have to admit that your does look massive in that , so... kudos!