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I'm sure that was an episode of Supernatural.I occasionally mention Thorne Smith, author of TOPPER, and his divine comedy NIGHT LIFE OF THE GODS, with divine relics in a major museum re-animating and having fun. For LIT, set that at Hallowe'en night (in Western cultures), and maybe in Kansas City. There's a museum there, right? Anyway, global deities strol (not run) amok in suburban neighborhoods, amusing kids and fornicating with adults. Oh Osiris, what big anatomy you have! What's left of it, anyway.
I'm sure that was an episode of Supernatural.
I have an idea for a story that could go either way: serious and horrific or silly and farcical.
Which stories usually fair better in these things generally?
I still like the idea of Suck-O-Lanterns.
Sorority girls (or any group of women [or men I guess if you go that way]) are situated under a table or bench of some kind with plastic pumpkin head masks. Guys line up and insert into each mouth for a few strokes/sucks, then move on to the next. Twist is that relatives become involved and don't realize it until ....

I still like the idea of Suck-O-Lanterns.
Sorority girls (or any group of women [or men I guess if you go that way]) are situated under a table or bench of some kind with plastic pumpkin head masks. Guys line up and insert into each mouth for a few strokes/sucks, then move on to the next. Twist is that relatives become involved and don't realize it until ....
This reminds me of an old Irving Wallace novel (he was hugely popular, but I'm sure no one reads him anymore). the naïve young writer moves to Hollywood and attends a dinner. Between courses someone under the table sucks him off. His host askes if he enjoyed it. He replies "Was it a man or a woman?". The host replies "does it really matter?"
Not sure how it fits Halloween, except it is a time for switching and adventure?
the Playboy joke I remember was "$20 same as in town."Playboy used to have a Jokes page. Probably the only one I remember was about a girl who attended a sex toys demonstration party where some experimental stuff was presented for the attendees to try out. Last line was something like:
She left with an uneasy feeling. She didn't know what was eating her.
So, for the under the table or costume masked thing, the same could be said. Add in a possible sex robot and the line could be the same.
He left with an uneasy feeling. He didn't know what was eating him.
For fun, a Hallowe'en party requires all attendees to dress (or cross-dress) as RC priests or nuns. For more fun, they (cross)dress as if from various faiths: RC, Orthodox, Buddhist, Satanist, etc. For anonymity, all are masked, even when their garb is discarded for the holy orgy. Exchanges of bodily fluids ensue.Not sure how to make it a Halloween tale- perhaps strangers dressed as a priest and a nun at a party?