Hamed Beats Bungu

[Golden]

cack is, um, tasteless, rubbish, tacky ...?

*Eve* sorry sweetie but since I'm not turned on by all those hulks, there's not much for me to get excited about in wrestling! I'm a bit old fashioned about my sport - i like sport where mostly the best player or team wins through skill ... wrestling is just soap/showbiz' to me. boxing ain't perfect, but man-to-man once in the ring it's genuine more often than not. But mainly, give me more gentle pursuits like rugby!

 

[Weird Harold]

Originally posted by golden:
But mainly, give me more gentle pursuits like rugby!

At least you didn't say Cricket. I mean any game that's SCHEDULED to last 7 days.

Cricket is the only reason Baseball isn't the most boring sport in existence.

 

[Laurel]

LMAO @ Harold...

Hey Golden, promote this fight and you'll make mega bucks. Hamed against that big fat
dude Butter Bean!

ROTFLMAO! I would actually buy a Pay-Per-View on that one...

 

[Golden]

Yo Deborah, we'll be covering girl boxing too; and I do hope some of them struggle at the weigh in and have to strip right down..

Now *Eve*, where are those silk ties; oh yes, let me just untie Sammyjo first and get you on your back, that's it right arm here... left... right leg... left... snug? ... GOOD! [30 minutes later ....] now - what was that about trying to persuade me about wrestling? you don't want me to stop? Do I hear Pretty Please...? Well, I'm not sure if I can do THAT unless you recant first!! Whoops ... [director's cut here ....]

[This message has been edited by golden (edited 03-17-2000).]

 

[*Eve*]

Originally posted by deborah:
Eve, geez girl, what have you been smoking lately?

LOL, I'm just high on life baby!!!!!

 

[Laurel]

So last night I'm watching Stevie Johnston knock the living shit out of Julio Alvarez in the 2nd round on a rerun of Friday Night Fights... As Michael Buffer announces the decision, the camera pans across the arena and settles on a trio of young boys - none over 12 - holding a sign that read "Kick His Ass, Stevie" or something to that affect. I got to thinking (something I do every now and then): if that fight had been a movie, those boys wouldn't have been allowed into the theater! Why is it that children would be excluded from a movie that contains the same amount of violence as a boxing match, but they're free to attend a real-life slug fest? Isn't that a little strange?

 

[Deborah]

Well I dunno, Laurel, but I have attended a number of boxing matches, wrestling operas and pro football games et al. The behavior I have observed particularly at pro football games is despicable. Talk about juvenile delinquents over the age of 21. Geez! Can't even watch the game.

So I bet you saw the Mayweather and Corrales fights. And Emmanuel Steward, Hamed's co-trainer was the commentator. You can just see the Hamed vs. one of these two brewing here. Yes!

Hamed vs. either one of these two would be a much bigger attraction and pay day than Corrales vs. Mayweather, me thinks, although that would be an awesome fight too.

Actually, I think Hamed would have a better chance against Corrales who could probably beat Mayweather who could probably decision the Prince. But who knows? These three could make some great fights. Much like the Trinidad vs. De La Hoya vs. Mosely vs. Vargas fights that could shake loose.

But perhaps the best fight that will come off in the near future is that Eve vs. Uncle Bill rumble I read about on that stupid wrestling thread. I hope Eve don't put Uncle Bill in her infamous "flying lip lock" like she did to Flagg. I mean, she went from Crystal and then he became Flagg and now she is back to Crystal and forget about the urinal.

 

[*Eve*]

Originally posted by deborah:
But perhaps the best fight that will come off in the near future is that Eve vs. Uncle Bill rumble I read about on that stupid wrestling thread. I hope Eve don't put Uncle Bill in her infamous "flying lip lock" like she did to Flagg. I mean, she went from Crystal and then he became Flagg and now she is back to Crystal and forget about the urinal.

LOL, Wanna be a ref deborah? You could probably get a piece of the action by making some t-shirts for the event.

 

[Deborah]

I heard De La Hoya on the sports report tonight saying he just signed to fight Sugar Shane Mosely. Should be a great fight. BTW, Oscar is only making $8 million.

Geez, I even forgot to put Morales and Barrera in that Hamed/Corrales/Mayweather equation. I know, they should all just get in the ring together in a Royal Rumble wrestling thing. And their girlfriends should come in the ring and whack people with a chair. I will say, however, that Don King has better hair than Ric Flair. The winner of the Royal Rumble gets to shave both dudes, both places. And Hamed falls in love with Don King. That's wrestling!

Eve, I love your T-shirt idea! I know, you and Uncle Bill wrestle in wet T-shirts. Not only do we market the wet T-shirts, we make an Eve doll the little boys play with and take her wet T-shirt off. The Eve doll's favorite move is she gives Uncle Bill a Wet Willy with something inside that wet T-shirt and he can't hear the ref (me) going 1-2-3. Yeah, well Uncle Bill couldn't say "uncle" either because his opponent was sitting on his face. That's wrestling!

 

[Golden]

Originally posted by deborah:
Not only do we market the wet T-shirts,

LOL @ Deborah ...

now there's an idea ....how about redoing the amateur pics bit of literotica and making it Wet T Shirts for the girls and ?? What would you like the boys in?

 

[*Eve*]

ROTFLMAO @deborah

 

[Laurel]

now there's an idea ....how about redoing the amateur pics bit of literotica and making it
Wet T Shirts for the girls and ?? What would you like the boys in?

Lill wet skivvies...