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Really glad you were born, Abby. http://www.aboutflowers.com/florallibrary/Fresh_Cut_Flowers/gerb82.jpg There's only one like you, Perdita 

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Evil Alpaca said:I've done this once before and by goodness I'll do it again!
"Happy Birthday"
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Well, it's time to celebrate your birthday, it happens every year
We'll eat a lot of broccoli and drink a lot of beer
You should be good and happy that there's something you can eat
A million people every day are starving in the street
Your daddy's in the gutter with the wretched and the poor
Your mama's in the kitchen with a can of Cycle Four
There's garbage in the water
There's poison in the sky
I guess it won't be long before we're all gonna die
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Well, what's the matter little friend, you think this party is the pits
Enjoy it while you can, we'll soon be blown to bits
The monkeys in the pentagon are gonna cook our goose
Their finger's on the button, all they need it an excuse
It doesn't take a military genius to see
We'll all be crispy critters after World War III
There's nowhere you can run to, nowhere you can hide
When they drop the big one, we all get fried
(Come on boys and girls, sing along, ok?)
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
wow! (background screaming, sound effect)
Well there's a punk in the alley and he's looking for a fight
There's an Arab on the corner buying everything in sight
There's a mother in the ghetto with another mouth to feed
Seems that everywhere you look today there's misery and greed
I guess you know the Earth is gonna crash into the sun
But that's no reason why we shouldn't have a little fun
So if you think it's scary, if it's more than you can take
Just blow out the candles and have a piece of cake
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
wow!
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
(Happy Birthday!)
And a pinch to grow an inch!
Now where's the cake?








matriarch said:Abs..........sweetheart. More niceness coming.
You're a very, very special woman. I haven't been around here that long, but you made me welcome, drew me into the madness and mayhem and made me feel so at home.
Very soon, I truly felt like one of the AH family. And as one of that family, I'm wishing you the happiest of birthdays, smothered in the love and good wishes of ALL your cyber family.
We all love you Abs.
So cope with it. In your own, very special, very individual way.
Mat
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CharleyH said:So you have finally woken from your nap
Fortunately for you, I will have to revisit this thread. No time for torture dammit.
For now, settle on a kiss and niceties. I think that might be bad enough!![]()
(looking for appropriate emoticons takes FORever)
ABSTRUSE said:I don't have that much time left.....I can hear the grim reaper driving up the street now, shoulda gone to Midas.
minsue said:Nah, that's not the grim reaper, hun. They're just bringing your hip replacement. They deliver now.
You misspelled it. It's not the 'grim reaper'. It's the 'grip me rear'.ABSTRUSE said:I can hear the grim reaper.

minsue said:


Tatelou said:Birthday BUMP!![]()