Happy Birthday Deefalttwunnyfor 🎉🥳🎈🎊🎁🍹🥃🍸🍾🍻

[hotwords229_A]

I'm trying! It's not easy to fuck your semi-platonic friend from across the country!

Ok stats guy.

I mean. How much effort are you really making?

I live in NYS!

 

[Wand3rlust]

How much am I making for #hba2024? The minimum to keep interest? I mean, if I could make it happen, I would because I'd be absolutely drowning in boobs/booty in exhange for that glorious homoerotic content

Hang on. Was there a #hba2023?.

And yes. You would. But also cock.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I live in NYS!

I don't know what that means.

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Happy Birthday!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I live in NYS!

WTF, your profile says you're in bonertown!

 

[hotwords229_A]

I don't know what that means.

I was assuming I was the semi-platonic friend.

It's not easy to fuck your semi-platonic friend from across the country!

And I was pointing out that we live in adjoining states. Just to add fuel to the hot hot fire.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Hang on. Was there a #hba2023?

The first one was back in 2019 maybe? It's like the olympics

And yes. You would. But also cock.

I can handle either, I'm adaptable

 

[hotwords229_A]

WTF, your profile says you're in bonertown!

Not everything in my profile is entirely accurate!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I was assuming I was the semi-platonic friend.

She means NYS. wandthreelust, he means New York State

 

[Wand3rlust]

She means NYS. wandthreelust, he means New York State

Thank you. For being the sober one of the 4 of us.

 

[Mr_bogey]

I don't know what that means.

New York State. Meaning the part of NY that doesn't include NYC, Long Island or WestChester

 

[Wand3rlust]

New York State. Meaning the part of NY that doesn't include NYC, Long Island or WestChester

Why are you all so complicated?

 

[Mr_bogey]

We just enjoy fucking with the British for the last 250 years.

 

[Wand3rlust]

We just enjoy fucking with the British for the last 250 years.

We are the best fucks.

 

[Mr_bogey]

We are the best fucks.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Not at your age.

 

[Wriggle]

When Frank Sinatra sany new york new York, he actually meant the city of New York in the state of new York.

 

[StillRain]

I’d like to say I’m sorry I made you one half of the poster child for hot boy anal, but I’m absolutely not. Not sorry at all. Not even a little bit.

Also did I say Happy Hot Boy Birthday? If not, happy belated hot boy birthday!

 

[hotwords229_A]

I’d like to say I’m sorry I made you one half of the poster child for hot boy anal, but I’m absolutely not.

I’m still wondering which half you made him?

 

[barefootgirl69]

Happy Birthday!

 

[Lily13]

Happy Birthday

 

[Bry1313]

Happy 30 day anniversary of your bday, maybe we can make this a monthly thing.

Also, not to besmirch the original poster here, but you are all equal darlings in my book, I hold no darling hierarchies.