Happy Birthday, Expertise!

[KillerMuffin]

A birthday story for Expertise

"What are you trying to show me? I see a truck, eh."

"Its in the bed of the truck, in the tool box."

"I'm not getting up there, eh."

"Oh come on Expertise, you'll like it."

"Forget it Muff."

*Whispering* "Ssshhhh, its a surprise, but Izz is hiding in there naked and she's going to surprise you when you get up there. Don't sit on the toolbox."

"I gotta see this, eh?"

*Jumps to the bed of the truck and sits on the toolbox. Starts speaking loudly.* "I think I'll stay here all night, eh? Watch the stars, drink a little beer."

*Muff suddenly jumps Expertise and ties him to the rollbar before he can get away, then strips him down. Turns around and bellows.* "ALL RIGHT LADIES!!!! I got him!!!! Who wants the first lick?"

 

[teresafannin]

Better late than never, I hope. Happy Birthday Expertise, I hope you had a wonderful day & wish for you many more.

 

[Nicole]

Am I late??? So sorry

Happy Birthday babe have a good one.

Yes DCL you gotta love September!!! Best month of the year don't you think

 

[April]

Re: A birthday story for Expertise

*Muff suddenly jumps Expertise and ties him to the rollbar before he can get away, then strips him down. Turns around and bellows.* "ALL RIGHT LADIES!!!! I got him!!!! Who wants the first lick?"

Me, me! I wanna lick him and pet him and play with him all night!

 

[Expertise]

Thanks everyone. It turned out to be one of the better birthdays i've had.

April ....like you'd have to be invited.
Isabella....you've "had" me! *i've gotta lay off the sauce*
KillerMuffin.... aparently you haven't seen the latest Molson Canadian commercial which typifies are normal response to american taunting about "eh" and other cultural stereotypes. (go to adcritic.com)

To the rest of you, again, my most sincere thanks

 

[Merelan]

Still got him tied up? Or have you let him go already?
Darn, I missed out didn't I.