Happy Birthday for Yesterday *CatBabe*

[PaulUK]

Damnably warm here too, though I suspect the Yanks will say that we are just being wussies. Isn't the bad weather meant to be coming from your direction, Sao?

 

[Saoirse]

dont blame me on the wind!!!!

well we have had a few thunder storms before which we had some lovely sunshine. Today its overcast.... heavy...HOT.... humid with heavy rain here and there. I think its clearing northwards though.

There ends the weather forecast for Dublin!!!!

 

[PaulUK]

I think that should have been "Don't blame the wind on me..."

But let's not get obsessed with your wind... I was only asking because the forecast hereabouts said today was the end of the heatwave, and that there would be trouble a-brewin' from the west.

 

[Saoirse]

I stand corrected......

and you are moreeeeeeeeeeee than welcome to the weather we are having today......

 

[PaulUK]

Thanks... I am not sure that a little rain wouldn't be welcome soon.

 

[Saoirse]

things a little dry with you????

 

[PaulUK]

Just a tad. I'm fair parched (so I am...).

Oops, sorry... too long being teetotal in an Irish Bar.

 

[Saoirse]

Swwaatttttttttsssssssssssssss Paul..... there is a pint waiting at the bar for you!

 

[PaulUK]

A pint??? I just heaved umpteen barrels and crates and Lord knows how many boxes of porno tapes...

 

[Saoirse]

OK OK..... as many free pints as you want.... for life!!!! Deal???

 

[PaulUK]

I might as well hang onto this barrel as a down-payment, then!

 

[Saoirse]

fair 'nuff!!!

 

[PaulUK]

When I was at Uni, I lived for two years about 1/4 mile from the brewery. On birthdays and other stuff, we'd go down there and buy a firkin (look it up; it's a barrel size), set it up in the cellar, tap it and then the drinks side of the party was taken care of!!

Funny enough, I live in a brewery town again now...

 

[Saoirse]

and you dont need no birthday excuse to get a barrell!!!!

 

[PaulUK]

So you'd think... but I am so much more mature now...

 

[Saoirse]

<spewing>

 

[PaulUK]

Finally... it takes me hours to get someone's screen covered some days.

 

[Harpoon]

So you'd think... but I am so much more mature now...

You mean your alcohol capacity isn't what it used to be? Or maybe the recovery time is just longer?

 

[PaulUK]

Both, alarmingly. I have become what my friends would call a "light-weight", only that is just too ironic for words.

 

[Saoirse]

*hollow legs*!!!!

 

[PaulUK]

The opposite end of the spectrum.

 

[Harpoon]

LOL I hear you Paul, the binges have to be farther apart. I am hoping my memory is getting shorter so I can forget about them sooner... that might help the whole situation

 

[PaulUK]

That's a small consolation, ain't it, Spike? Like the fact that I am so much more practicised now at falling to the ground...

 

[Saoirse]

Guys.. this soooo aint helping us minxes to get a manly sexy view of you!!!!!

 

[Harpoon]

Very small consolation indeed... and the women don't find the drunkeness quite as "amusing" anymore either