Happy Birthday Gem Tiger!!!!

[psyche]

Re: new toy

LMFAO. Too expensive my man, I've opted for an Electro-Mechanical Strap-on fucking Dildo!

Life begins at 40 Woody (allegedly) so, ......................................

Have a goooooooooooooooood Hump Day and may you hump everything in sight (except Kangaroos)

See ya later Dude ^^55s

Gem,
You want to try out your new toy??

 

[Gem_tiger]

Re: Re: new toy

Gem,
You want to try out your new toy??

Well nowwwwwwwwwwwwww, if you are offering to participate in the *trials* ------ ooooooooooohhhhh yes pleeeaaase.

I think they recommend 48hrs, just to be on the safe side

 

[Gem_tiger]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRO

Many thanks Navarre. ^^55s

I really do like your *sig.*
Do you mind if I print it off and stick it on the notice board???

 

[psyche]

Re: new toy

Well nowwwwwwwwwwwwww, if you are offering to participate in the *trials* ------ ooooooooooohhhhh yes pleeeaaase.

I think they recommend 48hrs, just to be on the safe side

Maybe we should double it, that way we can make sure the batteries will last!

 

[Gem_tiger]

Hey Gem Tiger.... Hope you have one hell of a birthday^5

Many Thanks Buddy, ^5
I did the best I could but, my birthday was made that bit more special and happy because of all these kind messages. I just wish we could all get together for one big Sheeeee-bang!


No, Noooooooooooooooooo, Psyche, it's not what you're thinking ------ a Shebang is a rave-up, wild party, etc..

Geeeez, girl, wipe that big grin off your sweet face, stand up and pull your panties back on ....................... bad girl

 

[psyche]

Many Thanks Buddy, ^5
I did the best I could but, my birthday was made that bit more special and happy because of all these kind messages. I just wish we could all get together for one big Sheeeee-bang!


No, Noooooooooooooooooo, Psyche, it's not what you're thinking ------ a Shebang is a rave-up, wild party, etc..

Geeeez, girl, wipe that big grin off your sweet face, stand up and pull your panties back on ....................... bad girl

Damn, a girl can only hope!

 

[Gem_tiger]

Re: Re: Happy Birthday Gem Tiger!!!!

Damn, a girl can only hope!

Yes, but ............................ must you make it so darned obvious??

LMBFAO

 

[psyche]

Yes, but ............................ must you make it so darned obvious??

LMBFAO

I never was good at subtlety. What can I say?

 

[Gem_tiger]

Thanks

Happy birthday Gem - you deserve some fun and good times, you old furball

Thankyou, HL. Seeeeee??? You can be nice to Gem, if you try real hard, Lol.

I think I deserve some fun and good times too. So, are there any Zimmer-frame races on at the weekend??? LMAO
















PS Watch out for silver Capri's when you're staggering home from the pub

 

[anneski]

PS Watch out for silver Capri's when you're staggering home from the pub

He he he... you'll never see me coming.. (may well HEAR me of course! ) LOL!

 

[Gem_tiger]

happy birthday gem !!

Thanks Jas.
I had a pretty good day, mostly thanks to my Lit. friends sending these greetings, it was quite moving really.

Ahem, errr, a bit smoky in here I think, my eyes appear to be ......

That's better, the cat must have broke wind

Have a good hump day Jasmine, take it easy Hon. And yes, I did notice yet another av change. I hardly know who is who now --- senile dementia is bad ju-ju. LMAO

 

[Gem_tiger]

He he he... you'll never see me coming.. (may well HEAR me of course! ) LOL!

Hiya 'Ski

Thank you for the lovely Birthday Greetings.

I think there is an old addage about "What you don't see - can't hurt you." Are you *incinerating* that this is a load of bollocks? LMAO

I'll definitely hear you coming, you may have noticed, your exhaust pipe is on my garage roof, ha ha ha ha

 

[Gem_tiger]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GEM!!! I hope you have a good birthday sweetie!! Many es to you. With lots of HUGS too!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GEM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!

Thanks Wildone

My Birthday was made special by Crazy Jewelz making this thread and all the wonderful people here taking the time and trouble to wish me a Happy Birthday. It really did make the day a little bit more special than previous Birthdays.

 

[Gem_tiger]

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!"

Thanks LMT ^5

Like the av man - where did you get my photo any way?? Lol

 

[Gem_tiger]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Happy birthday buddy - I hope you have a good one.

Cheers Dom, li'l buddy ^5. It did turn out quite well, it would have been better if I could have a *Lit.* Birthday Party but ............... one day ...........

 

[Gem_tiger]

*bump n grind to the top!!*

(Oh fuck, I love that av)

Don't stop bumping & grinding, it feels soooo good!!!

Oh, sorry, got carried away there -- senile dementia again

 

[anneski]

Hiya 'Ski

Thank you for the lovely Birthday Greetings.

I think there is an old addage about "What you don't see - can't hurt you." Are you *incinerating* that this is a load of bollocks? LMAO

I'll definitely hear you coming, you may have noticed, your exhaust pipe is on my garage roof, ha ha ha ha

Yep, it's a total load of sweaty scrotums that does need setting fire too Y'don't see the ole Black Widow spider when it bites yer bum, but it definitely does hurt you!!

As for exhaust pipes sweetie, all I can say to that is which one? Cos I've got 2 y'know!

 

[Gem_tiger]

Yep, it's a total load of sweaty scrotums that does need setting fire too Y'don't see the ole Black Widow spider when it bites yer bum, but it definitely does hurt you!!

As for exhaust pipes sweetie, all I can say to that is which one? Cos I've got 2 y'know!

Cooooooooooooooorrection, you HAD two. I took the starboard one cos the Port one was rusted on Lol

Glad my scrotum isn't sweaty, I'd hate to lose it!

 

[Gem_tiger]

Happy Birthday!!!

Feliz Cumpleanos!!!

Alles Gute zum Geburtstag!!!

Joyeux anniversaire!!!


Have a great day!!!

Thanks cipher, that was so nice. I'll have to keep hold of these, could come in handy one day.

I had a lovely day thanks to Jewelz and all you kind Lit. folk who took the time and trouble to post

 

[Gem_tiger]

Re: Happy Birfdee, Mate!

Yo Gem!!!!

Happy Birthday Mate! Hope all your GOOD wishes come true on your special day!

I'll raise a glass to drink your health tonight, Sher Khan!


Nick

Cheers Nick, me Ol' Mucker ^5s Hope you raise more than one glass, I'm buying

 

[Gem_tiger]

Re: Hey I hear there is a Birthday here.....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GEM TIGER....

Thanks Honey
I wish everyone here could turn up at my house -- what a party, huh

 

[Gem_tiger]

Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is your day..................you could do anything you want.................you could say anything you want...............you could make love to anyone you want......


HAPPY BIRTHDAY GEM_TIGER..........BABY..............HUGS AND KISSES

Awwwwww, thanks Sweetpea. Not sure about the make love to anyone I want, I'd need a very Very long ..........................
Ah, ah, potty mouth

 

[Gem_tiger]

Re: happy ...

... birthday, Gem.

Have good 'un, bud!

Cheers Starfire ^5s
I did my best for ya

 

[Gem_tiger]

Re: Re: Hey I hear there is a Birthday here.....

Happy Birthday!

Hope you have a very nice birtday!

Is there anything I can do for you?

Woooooooo baby, what a question, what an even better thought

 

[Gem_tiger]

Re: Although I dont really know you..

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GEM TIGER!! HUGGS& KISSES!!
Any friend Of Jewelz & Churchydom's is agreat person in my eyes!! (blows ya kisses) hmmm any "Dreams" you need fulfilled?? (WEG)

Thankyou, thankyou, so very much. Wow, have I got some dreams, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I'll have to wait another year now though