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Happy Birthday Imp!

Happy birthday, Imp! :rose:

I was going to write you a poem, but I'm not feeling all that creative tonight. So how about I hide inside the box of expensive toys that English Lady's sending you, and give you your own personal lapdance? :devil:

I don't have a clue how to lapdance and I'm pretty clumsy on my feet, so it probably wouldn't be all that erotic - but at least it would give you a birthday smile :D

Hope you have a fantastic day :rose:
 
Thanks, everyone! I am at a spa/resort today (my kids' birthday gift). Got here mid morning, took a 2 mile hike, soaked in the jacuzzi, had a great lunch followed by a Swedish massage -- and now I'm chillin' by the lake drinking a sparkling blackberry something-or-other and looking forward to dinner, a sunset hike, and more time in the jacuzzi (or perhaps sauna this time).

Note to self: Take batteries out of vibrator before packing -- or do not give bellman the "toy bag" to carry ever again. Damned thing started vibrating like it was about to take off as soon as he picked it up! What could I do but laugh?
 
and I'm going to wish a Happy Birthday now too, before I head to slumber. I hope you enjoyed your spa day Imp-ster. I will talk to you Monday if not before... :rose: :nana: :kiss:
 
I've only just seen this.........the drawback of taking a day away from AH.

Imp......my dear friend.....I hope you had a wonderful day, I would have loved to have been there to give you a birthday hug and kiss for real.

Soon.

:heart: :kiss: :rose:
 
Happy Birthday Imp!


Which do you want first? Spanks or Kisses? :devil: :kiss:



I'm a day late but I hope you won't mind....much....
 
Belle_Ringer said:
Happy Birthday Imp!


Which do you want first? Spanks or Kisses? :devil: :kiss:



I'm a day late but I hope you won't mind....much....
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You gots to kiss whatever you spank. ;)

(and it's never too late)
 
impressive said:
Thanks, everyone! I am at a spa/resort today (my kids' birthday gift). Got here mid morning, took a 2 mile hike, soaked in the jacuzzi, had a great lunch followed by a Swedish massage -- and now I'm chillin' by the lake drinking a sparkling blackberry something-or-other and looking forward to dinner, a sunset hike, and more time in the jacuzzi (or perhaps sauna this time).

Note to self: Take batteries out of vibrator before packing -- or do not give bellman the "toy bag" to carry ever again. Damned thing started vibrating like it was about to take off as soon as he picked it up! What could I do but laugh?
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It'll be eleven months before my next birthday. So can I crash your party?

Happy Birthday, Imp!

Rumple Foreskin :cool:
 
IMP I am SOOOOOO sorry I missed it!
You have a fabulous week sweet stuff I wish your spa day continued for ever!
Happy Birthday Beautiful!
C
 
All I can say is happy b day Imp.

What are ya now? ya look 19.. but.. what do I know..

or are ya like me.. my next is gonna be my anniversary of my 25th b day.. course I had a few aniversaries but still only 25 b days
 
Happy belated birthday Impster :) Looks like I missed all of the festivities, can I make it up to ya with a private party? ;) ;)
 
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