HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOU-LOU-BELLE

[ABSTRUSE]

Damn bitch, you're holding up pretty good for a porn writing, sick, twisted, slag, slut , skank, sagitarius from hell harpie that I love like a sister.

I can only say that I wish you all the best from here on out and that life treats you well despite what nature has done to your body.

I love you more than my luggage, but keep in mind I don't have any luggage really, just some old grocery bags, and a hat box. I think it's the thought that counts too, but I lost that capacity a while back also....what the hell is this thread about anyway?

Oh yes....I'm LAST!!!!


HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAWN,
LOVE jENNIFER

 

[Guest]

Happy Birthday

Damn, by the time I found out, its half over.

Happy Birthday Sweetie. As Sam Spade would have said, "You're a class act."

This is what, your 23rd?

Love ya
Ted

 

[minsue]

Happy Birthday, LouLou!!!!

 

[eric shawn listo]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SWEET LOU!!!!

 

[cloudy]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! You gorgeous giver of Princess Di phone sex!!!!!

Love you!

 

[TheEarl]

Happy Birthday again for completely unselfish reasons.

The Earl

 

[Guest]

Okie dokie diddly pokie, before I say anymore I must point out than I;'ve been on the piss. Had a lovely lunch and lots anbd lots and lots of wine, so isss all good innit?

Gonna attempt rational replies to you luvverly lot now.

Lou

 

[Guest]

HEY EVERYBODY, IT'S KATIE'S (Tatelou's) BIRTHDAY TODAY!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWEETIE!!!!





Ya Twattin' slut!!!

I like looking at this one. Or is it the AV???

Hey, Lew! Where's yer extra special Christmas one???

Oops, sorry, I've done you already.

I meant replied to you!!!! You lot have got yer minds in the gutter.

 

[TheEarl]

Hooray! Drunk Lou!

The Earl

 

[Guest]

WT: thanks, love.

The Deviant duck type person: cheers, babe.

Cookie: *mwah*, right back atcha.

Lime: thank you, kind sir, I sure plan to.

Sailorm: ta muchly.

Lou

P.S. Abs, I'm coming for you next.

 

[Guest]

Damn bitch, you're holding up pretty good for a porn writing, sick, twisted, slag, slut , skank, sagitarius from hell harpie that I love like a sister.

I can only say that I wish you all the best from here on out and that life treats you well despite what nature has done to your body.

I love you more than my luggage, but keep in mind I don't have any luggage really, just some old grocery bags, and a hat box. I think it's the thought that counts too, but I lost that capacity a while back also....what the hell is this thread about anyway?

Oh yes....I'm LAST!!!!


HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAWN,
LOVE jENNIFER

*speechless*




REALLY! I am!



I love you more than my toe nail clippings, sis.

 

[mtnman2003]

Not the last wish.........

Hiya Lou:

I hope you have the best damn birthday ever!!!

I sang the BD ditty for you, did you hear it?

Hope you had a glorious day!!!

And now off to an even better night

Hugs

Mtn

 

[Guest]

Teddy bear: Nah, it's only just begun. Muahahahaha Thanks.

Mindy: *mwah!*

Eric: Cheers, hon.

Cloudy: PMSL!!!! Noooooooooooo! It's not true!!!

Earl: watchu after, eh?

Lou

 

[Guest]

Re: Not the last wish.........

Hiya Lou:

I hope you have the best damn birthday ever!!!

I sang the BD ditty for you, did you hear it?

Hope you had a glorious day!!!

And now off to an even better night

Hugs

Mtn

Thanks, Mtn.

Yep, I heard every word! Honest, I did!!!!

Indeed!

Lou

 

[ABSTRUSE]

*speechless*




REALLY! I am!



I love you more than my toe nail clippings, sis.

Aw, that means so little to me, besides I'm telling everyone you're older than me.

 

[rgraham666]

Happy Birthday Lou!

(Digging through closet) I know they're here somewhere.

Found 'em! Padded handcuffs from Lefortovo Prison circa 1948. Real collectors items these.

(Runs out to put them in the mail)

Enjoy Lew.

Don't ask how I obtained these.

 

[Guest]

Aw, that means so little to me, besides I'm telling everyone you're older than me.

Ok, good luck.











You haven't got a hope in hell of convincing them, love.

 

[Guest]

Happy Birthday Lou!

(Digging through closet) I know they're here somewhere.

Found 'em! Padded handcuffs from Lefortovo Prison circa 1948. Real collectors items these.

(Runs out to put them in the mail)

Enjoy Lew.

Don't ask how I obtained these.

That made me LOL all about the place.

Cheers, RG!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

OLD.

 

[Guest]

At least I'm not past it.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

At least I'm not past it.

I'm sorry , didn't hear that, my ear trumpet is broken.

 

[Guest]

I'm sorry , didn't hear that, my ear trumpet is broken.

Good, then you won't hear me when I say how much I think of you and wish we could join up for a drink (or four) today.

I SAID: I'M PLASTERED!!!!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Good, then you won't hear me when I say how much I think of you and wish we could join up for a drink (or four) today.

I SAID: I'M PLASTERED!!!!

I'm not a bastard!!!!


I wish we could too...I need to have a good drunk, overdue infact...I may even sing with you.
Then we can go out and get tattoos.

 

[oggbashan]

I SAID: I'M PLASTERED!!!!

My DIY manual informs me that the condition can be cured by liberal application of cold water.

What temperature is the sea?

Og

PS. Perhaps hot water might do as well. A shared shower perhaps? With someone important to you. I'm sure they'd let you scrub their knees.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

My DIY manual informs me that the condition can be cured by liberal application of cold water.

What temperature is the sea?

Og

PS. Perhaps hot water might do as well. A shared shower perhaps? With someone important to you. I'm sure they'd let you scrub their knees.

I tried to swim over but it didn't work to well, Japanese trawlers net's can be hell.