Happy Birthday Nirvana!!!!

[Nirvanadragones]

Yes'm. Of course. That's always there. I was just looking for a side dib...

Hand me down dibs do not look good on you. Perhaps we should start a dibs thread for the damp one.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Hand me down dibs do not look good on you. Perhaps we should start a dibs thread for the damp one.

I say we auction her off and use the proceeds to go on a trip.

 

[damppanties]

Hand me down dibs do not look good on you. Perhaps we should start a dibs thread for the damp one.

I say we auction her off and use the proceeds to go on a trip.

You mean take her on the trip along with you, right?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

You mean take her on the trip along with you, right?

Well duh.

Open bid $10.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Well duh.

Open bid $10.

I sold three fingers for £150. I can sell a damp one for much more.

 

[damppanties]

I sold three fingers for £150. I can sell a damp one for much more.

What do you mean? Whose fingers? Should I be scared?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I sold three fingers for £150. I can sell a damp one for much more.

Than you're in charge of the auction. I'll handle the PR.

 

[damppanties]

Than you're in charge of the auction. I'll handle the PR.

PR? Like what? You intimidate them into buying?

 

[Nirvanadragones]

What do you mean? Whose fingers? Should I be scared?

Was I not proven to be multi- wicked? (or what was it again?)

Be afraid, be very afraid...

 

[damppanties]

Was I not proven to be multi- wicked? (or what was it again?)

Be afraid, be very afraid...

I think there was ballot-stuffing or something... we might have to have a fresh perspective on that.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

PR? Like what? You intimidate them into buying?

I'm a former visual artist, I know how to make something into a presentation that everyone wants to have.
You'll be the new black.

 

[damppanties]

I'm a former visual artist, I know how to make something into a presentation that everyone wants to have.
You'll be the new black.

Do I get airbrushed?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Do I get airbrushed?

I'm very good with paints.

 

[damppanties]

I'm very good with paints.

Prove it.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Prove it.

She has...

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Not saying a word.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Not saying a word.

You don't have to. It's all in the beauty that you created.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

You don't have to. It's all in the beauty that you created.

That almost made me blush...........almost.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

That almost made me blush...........almost.

 

[damppanties]

*escapes while they're into the mushy stuff*

 

[ABSTRUSE]

*escapes while they're into the mushy stuff*

I have a tazer.

 

[damppanties]

I have a tazer.

Well, of course you do sweetie. *pats Abs on the head*

 

[Tymeless]

run for you life damp