Happy Birthday Paul!!!

[Harpoon]

Oh, of course

 

[PaulUK]

I dunno... half the time they are demanding body fluids... but now it turns out they are really picky...

 

[Sinful]

Minxes??? Picky????? Like that ever happens

 

[PaulUK]

Just as well, I think, being a pickee...

 

[*Catbabe*]

Everything Paul says seems gross now......

 

[Sinful]

UH HUH

 

[*Catbabe*]

maybe we need to assign Paul conversation topics that are totally ungrosssifiable from now on.....until he recovers from this affliction

 

[Sinful]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm Thats a GREAT idea Cat

 

[PaulUK]

I can do that. So, what about Wimbledon, then? Not a really exciting tournament, but there were some good moments. I thought the courts looked really good. The grass was so green. You know what else is green?

 

[Sinful]

OMG Man i swear im gonna cancel that bed

 

[*Catbabe*]

No you picked that.......go with .....ummmmmm kittens

 

[PaulUK]

Awwww.. no-one could be gross about liddle fwuffy kiddens... they are so cute... that little "mew, mew" noise they make... it's just so adoreable. I can remember my cat when she was tiny, licking my finger with her tiny little sandpaper tongue... She was so adoreable. Caught a mouse that was almost bigger than her when she was just a few weeks old. Brought it into the kitchen to play with, tossing it around...

 

[*Catbabe*]

Awwww.. no-one could be gross about liddle fwuffy kiddens... they are so cute... that little "mew, mew" noise they make... it's just so adoreable. I can remember my cat when she was tiny, licking my finger with her tiny little sandpaper tongue... She was so adoreable. Caught a mouse that was almost bigger than her when she was just a few weeks old. Brought it into the kitchen to play with, tossing it around...

HA!!! That doesnt gross me out.....I see it almost everyday ..*G*


Did your cat eat the mouse??? Mine eats everything but leaves all the internal organs on the front step neatly arranged like some kind of demented feline science experiment

 

[PaulUK]

Oh, it was fine when she ate the mouse, barring the head coming off, but it was when she was sick afterwards that the real trouble started. Right in the middle of duvet... twice. Oh, and in the bath.

 

[Sinful]

OMFG Cat not you too

 

[*Catbabe*]

OMFG Cat not you too

I have decided that the best defense is a good offense......*G*

OH??? Could you still tell what it was Paul or was it all mashed up???

 

[PaulUK]

It was liquidised. Did you know that a mouse is basically lime yellow?

 

[*Catbabe*]

It was liquidised. Did you know that a mouse is basically lime yellow?

I am thinking that was the digestive bile from your cat that was yellow.....the mouse innards would have been more of a puce shade....with redish streaks

 

[Sinful]

and lots of chunks

 

[PaulUK]

I dunno, Cat... the yellow stuff had fur...

 

[Sinful]

Leftover hairballs

 

[*Catbabe*]

Hmmm, might have been that she ate a canary too....fur huh? Are you sure it just wasnt mold???

 

[Sinful]

A furry canary maybe??

 

[*Catbabe*]

maybe whatever was in the cat's stomach mutated cause it wasnt all the way dead........

 

[Sinful]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh I hadnt thought of that