Happy Birthday Paul!!!

[Saoirse]

did no one open the damn champagne yet???

 

[Sinful]

Ummmmmmmmmmm Nope not yet

 

[Saoirse]

aaacckkk.. why the hell not??? We have the berries.. the chocolate.... the cream and most importantly the minxes......

Here.. let me......... POPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!

Ooopppss.... sorry Sinny.... didnt mean to hit you with the cork!!!!

 

[Sinful]

Pffffffffffftttttttttttttttttt and i thought you luved me *sobbing*

 

[*Catbabe*]

Ohhhhhhhhh, Sinny needs CPR

 

[Saoirse]

shesshhhhhhhh woman it was an accident!!!!!! Course I lubbbbs ya....... gentle kissing you to soften the blow!!!

 

[Sinful]

Uh huh I dooooooooo

 

[PaulUK]

Hold the cork, turn the bottle... do I have to do everything around here?

 

[Sinful]

Ummmmmmmmmm its why we keep you around babe Well that a few other reasons

 

[Saoirse]

stop hogging all the champagne Paul..... pour the damn bottle for us man!!!

 

[PaulUK]

I guess this means I have to get my waiter's uniform back from the pawn shop...

 

[Sinful]

Nawwwwwwwwwwwww we like our waiters naked

 

[Saoirse]

Ooohhhhhhhhhhhhh definitely!!!

 

[PaulUK]

Is that why this tray is transparent??

 

[Sinful]

Ummmmmmm well uh huh

 

[Saoirse]

and made of ice... so its freeeeeeeeezing against your body!!!!

 

[Sinful]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Ice

 

[Saoirse]

lucky for Pauls whotzits its wet ice... not dry ice!!!

 

[PaulUK]

You have some very strange -

Fecking hell... the world's loudest helicopter is hovering over my house. Sounds like a badly tuned motorbike...

 

[Sinful]

I hear a echo

 

[Saoirse]

You have some very strange -

Fecking hell... the world's loudest helicopter is hovering over my house. Sounds like a badly tuned motorbike...

must be Bubba arriving!!!!

 

[Sinful]

Whats worse is he is throwing dogs at the fecking thing now

 

[Saoirse]

pardon???

 

[Sinful]

Uh huh you heard me right the Crazy Dino is throwing Dogs as in furry little creatures at the Helicopter

 

[PaulUK]

The peace of the English countryside... a fecking helicopter powered by a lawnmower engine, every dog for a mile barking thinking they can chase the bloody thing, some dickhead choosing this moment to do handbrake turns in IKEA and then sirens. It's like the opening scene from The Fugitive, only filmed on a budget of $7.87.