Zanzie
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- May 16, 2023
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May your cake be moist and delicious and your pussy even more so
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May your cake be moist and delicious and your pussy even more so
Boulders, sugar, boulders. I moved my 91 yr old grandma in with me this year. She's 5'2", 98lbs, and has DD's. Good lord, I'm okay right now, but a lift is in my future because I am not dealing with that!
Eyebrows you say? That's a new one on me, but a kink is a kink...This is @Tigobitties98 first Lit birthday celebration, so everyone please wish her a Happy Birthday. Gifts are encouraged. If you are looking for suggestions, boobs are always a wonderful gift but if you want to get her something different, Tig has a bit of an eyebrow fetish --- so feel free to send her your eyebrows and you can even ask for a consultation on how to up your eyebrow game. One gift to avoid is the unsolicited dick pic. Apparently tig has hit that quota and is not accepting any more unsolicited dick for the calendar years 2024 and 2025.
Thanks and please feel free to grab a piece of cake. I baked it myself.
Best. Gift. Ever.Hey shawty...itsya burfday...
FUCK. Seriously??? It's your birthday today???
I had it on my calendar to troll you all day. FUCK.
Well, fine, I'll be NICE to you (fuck). And since I like you...a special gift 4you ..I'll be nice to EVERYONE today. Or try at least.
Happy Birthday gorgeous You're one of the very few people who make this place barely tolerable
Sipping baccardi in your honor
I would think being nice on a political thread would be the ultimate troll because⦠no one is nice on those threads. At least, not from what I saw⦠(I will never go back).About being nice to everyone...can I have an exception for the Political Threads?
I was nice, and respectful, and hoping to hear intelligent ideas. Instead I was accused of being a troll, because apparently βno one actually cares what someone else thinksββ¦ and instantly I was dismissed as βa trollβ and not worthyβ¦ never again. I really struggle dealing with close minded people.Well said.
I did TRY to be nice there, it lasted for like two posts.
Boulders, sugar, boulders. I moved my 91 yr old grandma in with me this year. She's 5'2", 98lbs, and has DD's.
Do you want to go blind, or is this a fetish thing???
I want to just hear that conversationβ¦ βHey Grandma, can I take a few sexy pics of you for a perve I know?β
FIFYI want to just hear that conversationβ¦ βHey Grandma, can I take a few sexy pics of you for a pervy stranger on the internet?β
You eyebrows are on fleek!Happy birthday!!!
Keep talking sexy to me womanYou eyebrows are on fleek!
Hey, itβs her birthdayβ¦ arenβt you supposed to be worshiping her lovely body or something?Keep talking sexy to me woman
I'm going to let you sleep in, and I'll do all the dishesKeep talking sexy to me woman
You'd think so but she's just so givingHey, itβs her birthdayβ¦ arenβt you supposed to be worshiping her lovely body or something?
I just came.I'm going to let you sleep in, and do the dishes
That guy is getting stroked off by a cakeβ¦ I didnβt know that was a thing beforeβ¦ leave it to Nebs to teach me something new.HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!