Rollinbones
Dirty Old Bastard
- Joined
- Mar 20, 2016
- Posts
- 504
Dear Mrs Bones, by accepting these flowers and card as a token of my continued affection you are entering into a binding contractual agreement to return from work today and regardless of your emotional and physical state, cook tea, organise the kids then provide enthusiastic sexual attention. Sincerely, your husband.
Happy Valentines Day to all you lovers. Whether you're married and happy, curious, searching, single, poly'd, whatever your status and kink; make an effort to put a little romance into your day.
Send someone a valentines greeting below.
Dear Mrs Nicole Kidman,
I'm sorry you do not return my affections but that does not diminish them. I still long to kiss you between the toes. (The big toes.) Should you relent and find space in your life for a dirty old man, I shall be forever yours. (With my wifes permission of course.)
RB.
Happy Valentines Day to all you lovers. Whether you're married and happy, curious, searching, single, poly'd, whatever your status and kink; make an effort to put a little romance into your day.
Send someone a valentines greeting below.
Dear Mrs Nicole Kidman,
I'm sorry you do not return my affections but that does not diminish them. I still long to kiss you between the toes. (The big toes.) Should you relent and find space in your life for a dirty old man, I shall be forever yours. (With my wifes permission of course.)
RB.
