Harpoon's Heaven

[Shylady]

Well it just sucks when RL keeps you away from kidnappings and gropes.

Hi y'all

Harpoon you've been deflowered and I missed it

 

[Simply Me]

Good morning all.. Hey Simply

*walks by and gropes you quickly*

How is everyone today??

Much better now that I've been groped. Morning Indy

* Thinking I might could change my mind about that Indy thread*

 

[indyweasel]

Well.. I am always willing to help brighten a ladies day.

 

[Simply Me]

Well.. I am always willing to help brighten a ladies day.

And you do it so well Indy

 

[indyweasel]

hey hey..

Something I'm good at.. *snuggles and gropes Simply some more*

thanks sweetie

 

[Shylady]

ok why can't I

read lol Harpoon hasn't been deflowered yet.

Maybe I will still be around when it happens.

 

[Vivid Blossom]

Well it just sucks when RL keeps you away from kidnappings and gropes.

Hi y'all

Harpoon you've been deflowered and I missed it

Shy -- you did not miss the deflowering -- it is about to happen right now -- and I am going to become really, really experienced at the same time.

Harpoon honey - you just lay back and enjoy this. Taking off the handcuffs and removing the gag -- shame on you Simply. Stroking harpoon's forehead and looking into his deep blue eyes. Okay hon - this is going to be very sweet and very painless -- all you have to do is just reply and it will all be over. Snugggling Harpoon as he enters the world of manhood and leaves his virginity behind him. Come on luv you can do it. We are all rooting for you and I am here for you. Snuggling you closer and kissing your forhead as you reach your potential.

 

[Simply Me]

* Runs to the kitchen quickly for the popcorn* Stares, mesmerized as Diana deflowers Harpoon... * chewing slowly, handing Shy the notepad... whispering. *Pay attention, write it all down, I need all the help I can get *


And Indy, You're Welcome Sweetie.

 

[Harpoon]

MMMMMMM that didn't hurt at all, ty Diana, how will I ever repay you? I am sure you will come up with something *weg* and congrats on being really really experienced and thank you Shy for yourhelp and of course simply. Off insearch of the next level now...and the worms weren't so bad.

 

[indyweasel]

Speaking of RL.. I'm off to work for the day.. take care and stay out of trouble...

bye all

 

[willywanker]

You want to see deflowerings? go check out the Bubblegum Sugerless thread.

But I'm not nearly as smooth as Diana, I ended face down in my work, but there are pictures (not really)

Congrats to Diana and to harpoon

 

[Harpoon]

Work

Me too so much for what I thought was going to be a relaxing Friday. My almost empty desk has just been burried. Thaks again ladies *kisses*

 

[Simply Me]

Congrats Harpoon And we are ready for your next mission!
* Let the posting begin*

 

[Simply Me]

Awwwww sorry Indy and Harpoon Don't mind me while I do the happy dance, * I'm off work, hehe* Dances around the room , happy to have a whole weekend off No car wrecks, shootings or stabbings, just FUN!

 

[Shylady]

watching in awe

wow Diana has such a soft touch for a hussy lol

congrats you two now Harpoon you need to get to 100 so you can get a really sexy avatar

Simpy I hope you can read the notes I took they aren't exactly neat .

 

[Simply Me]

lol Shy, and, um, why aren't they? Heh

 

[Shylady]

Simply

well ummmmm, it's like this...


the kids were pulling on my arm cause they wanted lunch!

yea yea that is it

 

[Vivid Blossom]

MMMMMMM that didn't hurt at all, ty Diana, how will I ever repay you? I am sure you will come up with something *weg* and congrats on being really really experienced and thank you Shy for yourhelp and of course simply. Off insearch of the next level now...and the worms weren't so bad.

I am sure you will think of something -- even if it is just to let me stare into those beautiful mesmerizing blue eyes of yours. You are most welcome of course -- you know I owed you something for revoking your rain check.

Yes willy -- I saw that you silly man

Yes simply - it is onward and upward now until Harpoon gets his avatar -- we really need to find him a good one -- Logic can you get on that????

Awwwwww you make think I'm a hussy shy -- which I take leave to deny -- but I love being sweet and gentle if the situation calls for it



Next mission--100 for Harpoon Let's make it happen ladies.

 

[Simply Me]

Why am I not buying that?

 

[Vivid Blossom]

Simply's Not Buying

Which part aren't you buying Simply??????????

 

[Simply Me]

Re: Simply's Not Buying

Which part aren't you buying Simply??????????

The spew that Shy just put out for why her hands were shaking while she was suppose to be taking notes, as you ravished (and very well I might add) Harpoon. And I am up for the challenge of getting everyone to the number of posts needed.. Lets play!

 

[Shylady]

spew?

Well that is just not nice lol


and I can help run up numbers

 

[Harpoon]

I think simply is on to your excuses shy... maybe I can help you decipher her notes simply. do you have any more of that butter. I mean popcorn

 

[Vivid Blossom]

Shy simply does not have ANYONE fooled anymore -- except maybe that bluenose fellow and I'm not so sure about that.

Thank you simply, courtseying -- I enjoyed every minute.

Welcome back to heaven blue eyes. Kisses Harpoon on the cheek.

 

[Harpoon]

Thank you, Diana, Kiss. And it would not have been gentlemanly to hold to your rain check. *staring into your eyes *smile*