Harry Potter in league with the Devil???

[elsol]

The worst product available to corrupt our youth was Potter's vibrating broomstick, now taken off the market under pressure of Christian parents because it taught young girls how to abuse themselves and awoke their interest in the sins of the flesh.

THERE WAS HARRY POTTER VIBRATING BROOMSTICK!!!

Oh... the sig-other is going to love that!

Ebay---I'm coming!

--Err... does anyone know if it could be used to 'abuse oneself'?


Sincerely,
ElSol

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I warned you this would happen if you let women learn to read.

amicus...

What did he say? I can't read.

 

[Ferawyn]

THERE WAS HARRY POTTER VIBRATING BROOMSTICK!!!

Oh... the sig-other is going to love that!

Ebay---I'm coming!

--Err... does anyone know if it could be used to 'abuse oneself'?


Sincerely,
ElSol

A thousand years from now, when the digital archeologists decypher this thread from the dusty pits of some long buried archive in a corner of cyberspace, they're going to read this and still fall from their chair laughing!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I wonder... do you think she'd turn back to normal if someone fucked her good enough?

 

[elsol]

I wonder... do you think she'd turn back to normal if someone fucked her good enough?

Normal, no.

But she would definitely not be complaining about anything that vibrates.

Sincerely,
ElSol

 

[cloudy]

She's referring to the part where they pull mandragora roots out of the ground and putting them in flower pots. The roots are shaped like humans...

well, I got that part, even if they are plants, and not humans, but GOATS?

 

[TheEarl]

I like the blatant false information. "Nearly Headless Dick", Sirius being Harry's father and thus having dog-sex with Harry's mother.

You should read the section on Witchcraft there. It's actually not terrible by Bible-basher standards (at least their information is vaguely correct), but the sheer hubris of claiming "Their religion is wrong because our God says so" just baffles me. Here's a hint: They don't believe in what your God says. That's why it's called a different religion to yours.

The Earl

 

[Wildcard Ky]

Get yer stories straight. Harry's not in league with the devil, he's gay.

Harry is gay

 

[Weird Harold]

Harry's not in league with the devil, he's gay.

I think to people like the author of the first page, being gay is just proof that he is in league with the devil.

 

[cantdog]

Maybe, but her (Lurlene's) arguments are so much more complex than that. Recherché. Recondite. Arcane, even, in the meataphorical sense.

 

[juanjsojr]

harry potter rules

is not evil people who thinks is evil are church going good thing I don't go to church no way I will listen to them saying alll evil stuff about movies like scary ones

 

[fifty5]

Honi soit qui mal y pense (or however it's really spelled)

Joanne Rowling is ace - and deserves all that money.

Like her, I used to teach. Like Harry, I was a pupil at a boarding school.

Not only does the HP series rock, but she has the integrity to keep writing them, even though she now has enough money to stop. I'm not just waiting for the final books in the series, but for what the lady writes after that is complete.

 

[Guest]

Is Harry Potter evil?

Oh, C'mon people, give me a break!

(No Sweetpeee, am not directing this at you)

I am soooooo sick of Christian zealots.

bleah! bleah! bleah!

 

[cantdog]

Any kinda zealots. Now that globalism has died, we're all kinda hoping religious fascism won't be the next big thing. Great many places, it already is.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

My first thought when I read the article was "have we actually read the same book????"

 

[shiresa]

I would like to chime in that not all Christians are like this. I am (kind of, i do write erotica after all) Christian.

There are nuts in every group.

 

[TheEarl]

My first thought when I read the article was "have we actually read the same book????"

I liked the way they actually chose to identify the evil figures with their God, rather than trying the heroes. Well, if the cap fits...

Shiresa: We have a few nice Christians around the boards actually, so we're experienced with the breed . It's always the loonies who get the headlines, isn't it?

The Earl

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I liked the way they actually chose to identify the evil figures with their God, rather than trying the heroes. Well, if the cap fits...

Shiresa: We have a few nice Christians around the boards actually, so we're experienced with the breed . It's always the loonies who get the headlines, isn't it?

The Earl

The REALLY weird thing is that she thinks Harry is evil because he uses magic, but she conveniently ignored the fact that so does Volemort... She reads the Potter books like Satan reads the bible - leaving out all the bits that doesn't fit!