HAS SOMEONE LOST THEIR BALLS ?

[Purple Haze]

Did you ever like take a blow job in trade for letting somebody off?

 

[GuyJD]

Did you ever like take a blow job in trade for letting somebody off?

How ironic that you should ask. Not in a trade but I did receive a great blow job while on duty and in my patrol car.

 

[Purple Haze]

How much did it cost? Just wondering.

 

[GuyJD]

How much did it cost? Just wondering.

It was a freebie. She's a friend of mine. This came up in a post several months ago about "Oral Sex/BJ". This was a friend who used to constantly tease me by telling me, "You know, I give great head." So finally, she came to my job and I asked her to prove it to me. And damned if she wasn't telling the truth.

 

[Purple Haze]

Where was your partner?

 

[April]

Respecting the law, huh? That's a good one.

 

[GuyJD]

Where was your partner?

Worked solo at the time.
Are you writing a story on shit like this, Purple?

 

[p_p_man]

At least you got feedback.

 

[GuyJD]

Respecting the law, huh? That's a good one.

Police Interrogation 101

 

[April]

What the hell does that mean?

 

[Purple Haze]

How do they answer your questions with their mouth full of your dick?

 

[Problem Child]

this is priceless...

 

[GuyJD]

THE ANSWERS TO THESE QUESTIONS

APRIL: Police Interrogation is the interviewing and questioning of the perputrator by the police officer/detective during a criminal investigation.

PURPLE HAZE: No questions asked. Just some moaning and later, orgasmic explosion.

 

[April]

No wonder the police are in such sorry shape, what with getting blow jobs on duty, while supposedly protecting the public.

GuyJD, you should be ashamed of yourself for that! What an abuse of the public trust.

 

[Purple Haze]

Re: THE ANSWERS TO THESE QUESTIONS

orgasmic explosion.

Beats the shit out of donuts, huh?

 

[GuyJD]

No wonder the police are in such sorry shape, what with getting blow jobs on duty, while supposedly protecting the public.

GuyJD, you should be ashamed of yourself for that! What an abuse of the public trust.

Thank God that I'm not.

It beats the shit out of 2 corrupt cops who are presently on death row for murder.

 

[April]

Well, then. No wonder so many have so little respect for the police. And I think it says a lot about your character, that you don't think what you did was wrong. 'Cause I sure do! I expect a lot better than that from people whose sworn duty it is to "protect and serve"!

 

[GuyJD]

Well, then. No wonder so many have so little respect for the police. And I think it says a lot about your character, that you don't think what you did was wrong. 'Cause I sure do! I expect a lot better than that from people whose sworn duty it is to "protect and serve"!

And I respect your opinion, April. That was a one time thing. I never did anything like that again. I'm not saying that what I did was right. But be that as it may, it's past now. My friend and I only spent time together at her place after that. I'll admit, it was a chance that I took and I was not right to take it.

 

[April]

Okay. 'Nuff said about it, then.

 

[Purple Haze]

April, I'd like you to come fishing with me sometime. I need someone to jump up and down in the boat when one comes near, just so I don't miss it.

 

[#1derfulGuy]

April, I'd like you to come fishing with me sometime. I need someone to jump up and down in the boat when one comes near, just so I don't miss it.

You may have to wait awhile, Purple Haze. She and I are going to the movies this weekend. I need someone to yell "FIRE" in the show so that we can get some great seats.

 

[April]

Fuck you both

 

[Purple Haze]

Don't like fishing?

 

[April]

I don't find that funny at all!

Fuck you!

Great, thanks for pissing me off so early in the morning. Just what I needed! Yeah, great.

 

[Purple Haze]

I'm sorry, I wouldn't want to ruin your fun.