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JinSun

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Granted this is late, but at what point did everyone on the internet suddenly become absolutely obsessed with cats?

I don't see the appeal. Like, not even a little.

Cats are vicious, ungrateful, selfish little shits. Sure they're cute every now and then, but why the hell are all of you obsessing over them? Hmm?

Please feel free to parody this.
 
you're either a cat person or you're not. it's really no big deal.
 
Granted this is late, but at what point did everyone on the internet suddenly become absolutely obsessed with cats?

I don't see the appeal. Like, not even a little.

Cats are vicious, ungrateful, selfish little shits. Sure they're cute every now and then, but why the hell are all of you obsessing over them? Hmm?

Please feel free to parody this.

Because they're plentiful and tasty?
 
There is a viable point of view about the how the synergistic relationship evolved between man and domesticated animals.

The argument is arcane but boils down to who domesticated whom.

Cats in that sphere are therefore the most advanced from an evolutionary perspective. They provide nothing but (fleeting) companionship....for us to be afforded the privileged of stroking them. Dogs can fetch, carry a burden, pull a sled, warn of danger and attack ones enemies, for example.

So if Cats are the highest life form, they invented the internet by proxy as a means to spread cat worship to the masses and ensure their God-like status.
 
Granted this is late, but at what point did everyone on the internet suddenly become absolutely obsessed with cats?

I don't see the appeal. Like, not even a little.

Cats are vicious, ungrateful, selfish little shits. Sure they're cute every now and then, but why the hell are all of you obsessing over them? Hmm?

Please feel free to parody this.

Because they're pussy. :D
 
Granted this is late, but at what point did everyone on the internet suddenly become absolutely obsessed with cats?

I don't see the appeal. Like, not even a little.

Cats are vicious, ungrateful, selfish little shits. Sure they're cute every now and then, but why the hell are all of you obsessing over them? Hmm?

Please feel free to parody this.

Blobfish hated cats.
 
I'm pretty sure that was Gore.

Unless Gore is a cat.

If the theory holds, technically Al Gore's cat invented the internet, using Al as his unwitting proxy.

The unwitting part sounds right.
 
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