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kinky clothes/toys out and a friend/relative has seen them while visiting?

I went to see a friend and saw a pvc nurses uniform hung in the hallway.
 
My girlfriend and I used to have our dildos on display on a shelf in our family room. We'd usually take them in for my parents but leave them up for just about everything else, including the time we had an interior decorator come over! She wasn't too sure what to make of it, and didn't mention them when she made suggestions for the house.
 
Well.... My ex and I were moving once, and had packed our toys in a small box that we labeled "x-mass" because her parents were helping us move, and her mom has a bad habit of "helping" us unpack. Her parents did not know that we were together, and the last thing we wanted was for her mom to find our strap-on, vibrating friend.
Unfortunately, we forgot to take the batteries out, and something bumped the switch... and when her mom picked the box up, it was vibrating like mad.
She opened it before we could say anything, looked at it calmly, and then said "Well, with something like this in your dresser drawer, I can see why neither of you girls has a boyfriend."
Then she turned it off, closed the box, and loaded it in the truck. I don’t think she really realized how right she was... it didn’t occur to her that we had used it TOGETHER... but it still cracks me up to think about it.

Niteshade:kiss:
 
The first time my parents came over to my new home they had scoped out the bedroom. We had left the handcuffs on the headboard as well as a few other “tools” of choice. I never said anything or thought anything until my mother stated “You know silk won’t leave marks on your wrist.” From that day on I never bothered to hide the restraints from either my family or my friends, and to this date my children do not question what they find strapped to my bed.
 
when i was younger and still "experimenting" i had some handcuffs permanently attached to the handle of my dresser (i had lost the key...) the dresser was in the closet, so i managed to hide it from my dad until i moved out and we were moving all my furniture. he saw them and said

"now....well.....ok, i just don't want to know."


eek!

since then he's been over at my condo and i discovered that the toy bag was open and its contents were strewn about the bedroom. luckily, i noticed before he did and i managed to collect all the toys and hide them.
 
My submissive has met the folks...and she was wearing her restraints. Somehow, my dad now thinks she is a rock & roll biker chick or something!
 
I have to walk through my flatmate's bedroom on the way to my bedroom (I live in the dungeon under the house, and the only indoor access is through a stair-well that leads to their bedroom.)

Anyway, they usually have a collection of sex toys, lingerie, interesting movies and books, etc, lying around.

I find it amusing... mine I tend to be a little more discreet with.
 
i sort of giggled!

I giggled when I read this post. Once while moving to college, my dad found my dildo and vibrator collection. Instead of being freaked about it, he smiled and said.... well at least I know you are taken care of!
 
i am careful to keep things of that nature out of sight for a number of reasons.

It might be nice to be able to display things, but since i don't have much to begin with, it would be a very small showcase. i mean very small.

lara
 
I used to hide things but then I lost a few... and never found them, I suspect the aliens took them along with some missing socks and silverware. Now I keep them in descret storage, or keep them at his house/appartment/dorm and one or two with me in a backpack that I use for my laptop...everyone knows its off limits bec besides my instruments (for music) and the laptop is my baby and completly off limits to everyone else. I don't know if anyone snooped, but oh well.

I remember keeping a toy in my top drawer where i kept my writing supplies, all the way tucked in the back... my roommate needed a calculater one day and I told her just to get it... I guess it lodged from its hiding place and rolled foward... she kinda did a half yelp, half gasp and closed the drawer uneasily laughing. She was liberal and fun and hippy and open, but I guess not as much as I was. I laughed about the whole thing, and then proceeded to have a toy party two weeks later and invited a shit-ton of girls from campus, it was great.
I also remember leaving my cathy's cuffs tied to my bed and one of them snuck out, and i put up attractive suggestive pics of women around my bed... my mother came up bc she missed me... boy did I do a mad dive to tuck everything away and cover up my things, luckily I got a head up from someone who saw her in the office requesting to know which one was my dorm/room.
Oi. :)
 
This thread reminds me of a joke one of our ladies told at our weekly GLBT meeting.....thought I would share as laughter is the best medicine they say.

Jenni and Samantha were living together in a lesbian relationship, but neither had found the words to tell family. Sam's mother phoned to say she had to be in town for a few days and would like to stay at her place instead of a hotel. Panic sticken their secret would be discovered, both women scanned the apartment and removed all evidence such as Dykewise magazine collection, strap ons, leather restraints from the bedhead, etc., then set about making the second bedroom looked lived in by Jenni so Mum would think nothing of their bunking in together to give her a room of her own during her stay.

Mum arrived and all got on famously chatting, drinking coffee into the small wee hours. Her stay was uneventful and the girls relaxed a little. A few days after Mum returned home she called her daughter on the phone. 'Sam, did you or Jenni happen to find the silver spoon I bought as a souvenier while staying with you?'
'No Mum, we haven't seen it here...are you sure you've checked all your lugggage?' Sam responded concerned.
'Why yes dear, but I suspect if Jenni really did have a room and bed of her own, she would have discovered the spoon where I left it in the bed by now.' LOL

Catalina
 
The other day the cleaning lady was chatting with me while cleaning my bathroom. I was organizing the closet and found some deodorant that needed to be put in a drawer in my bathroom cabinet. We keep our "stash" in the same drawer. When I pulled the drawer out I immediately realized what I had done. I tried to shut the drawer but something fell from inside the cabinet and jammed the drawer open. I bent over in front of the drawer as I moved the object that had fallen in the cabinet. I'm not sure if she saw my vibrator or not. I really don't see how she missed it. It's bright blue and was directly on top. She just kept chatting and never made any gesture that made me believe she saw anything. :eek: LadyAura
 
haha these have been pretty good so far..

i used to feel bad because i lived in what was little better then an economy apartment..and several times people would come over, have to go to the bathroom..and low and behold thier woould be a bright purple vibrator standing on the counter drying off...testiment to what i was doing before they came over

this used to embarise me, expeicaly after my red headed friend said that if she came over and saw it again she'd snap and hide it from me...till i went over to another friend of mine's and thier was her toy of choice on the counter..only it was alot nicer then mine..i am still al ittle jealious..she also had one of these, which i find totaly halariouis http://www.hellocat78.1hwy.com/
(sad side note, they are the size of a good sized pen)

also does it freak anyone else out when thier cats watch them? my Calico is a fricking kitty pervert.
 
Howling_Ire said:
haha these have been pretty good so far..

i used to feel bad because i lived in what was little better then an economy apartment..and several times people would come over, have to go to the bathroom..and low and behold thier woould be a bright purple vibrator standing on the counter drying off...testiment to what i was doing before they came over

this used to embarise me, expeicaly after my red headed friend said that if she came over and saw it again she'd snap and hide it from me...till i went over to another friend of mine's and thier was her toy of choice on the counter..only it was alot nicer then mine..i am still al ittle jealious..she also had one of these, which i find totaly halariouis http://www.hellocat78.1hwy.com/
(sad side note, they are the size of a good sized pen)

also does it freak anyone else out when thier cats watch them? my Calico is a fricking kitty pervert.
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Funny! It reminds me of a kid's battery opperated toothbrush handle. LadyAura
 
We try to keep our toys all together also but we must have lost a vib. behind things and never noticed it. We were moving and the dresser was moved and there is was..........All 3 movers too see.......skitten just walked over and said "Oh thats where it went to" and went about things........:eek:
 
When I was dating my husband he lived in this little house with his bedroom in the basement. We'd spent the morning having all sorts of sex, and there were cuffs, a cat-o-nine tails, lube and lingerie all over the bedroom. He also happened to keep a mini-fridge in his room, which among assorted beer and soda held our chocolate body paint.

His sister came over to visit while I was there (this was one of the first times she met me). She poked around in the fridge upstairs and couldn't find anything she wanted to drink. She announced that she was going to go check his little fridge for a Coke. I immediately volunteered to get it, proclaimed there was none down there, etc., etc., to keep her upstairs. To my horror she went downstairs. When she came back up (yes, with a Coke), she had this awestricken look on her face. She looked at us both and said "Y'all are weird."

I've never felt quite comfortable with her since that. Especially now that she married a minister.
Psia :)
 
this reminds me of another story...i used to have this nilla friend who had her own apartment..and one christmas a few years back i'd come over to bring her a present, and i get thier, use her bathroom, and about 15 seconds later.. thier is a knock...it's a guy selling meat out of a truck..he keeps trying to get us to go down to the truck

she looks at me like "should i" and i'm like "no we're not intrested, sorry" and he'ss like..look i've been working all day, could i use your bathroom..and before i can say "no thier's a gas station down the road you can use taht" (yeah i live in dallas, you don't let people into your apartment) she chimes in with "yeah i guess taht'll be ok"

so i shoot her a funny look as he goes to her bathroom, and she'ss like "what?" and i tell her "you know that's a good idea..but here's your christmas present" so she opens it...we talk abit...and about 15 min after he went into the bathroom we're like "ok waht's up?" so eventualy he comes back out, thanks us, leaves.....and she goes into the bathroom..and comes back out after doing her buisness and asks me "Vanessa....did you move any of my dirty cloths around, like my panties or anything?...cause all of them are missing.."

and all i can do is laugh and resond with "no...but i think you just gave some pervert a very merry chirstmas present"
 
I am AWFULLY absentminded and try to be VERY careful to keep all my toys packed & in my bag, which is generally in my car so I have it when I need it
Once in a while I leave something laying around, but given the clothes or buttons I wear (like the shirt in my AV) and the little things like there being at LEAST one handcuff key on each of my keyrings, no one who knows me would be surprised
And there are other things, like condoms & lube always laying around....

Here's one most of you probably haven't thought of tho
What happens to your stuff when you DIE??

When my grandfather passed away at the ripe old age of 84, I ended up sitting in his living room while my aunt (a minister's wife!) and her 2 daughters cleaned grandad's room and packed his clothes and things for donation
Suddenly I hear her scream "JAMES! get in here!"
I walk in to see my visibly shaken aunt standing in front of grandad's dresser, and shooing her daughters out
She looks at me and says "YOU need to throw away the...the...the TRASH in this dresser."
And then she walked out.
I walk over and open the top drawer...usual stuff. Socks, underwear, etc.
Next drawer.....porn videos. Bunches of 'em. Packed in TIGHT. And not just NORMAL porn vids. Titles like "Spanking Asian Bitches" "Butts Beaten and Stuffed" "Red Chinese Get Red-Cheeked" (Obviously my loves of Asian women, spanking, and anal are inherited)
Next drawer...A crop (it's in my toybag now ;)), some short lengths of rope, a 1/2 used pack of Trojans, some Astroglide, and nude polaroids of the 30-something housekeeper, some of them wearing the ropes....(I should note, grandma had been dead for many years prior)
Next drawer.....t-shirts and shorts. Oh well :rolleyes:
Needless to say, I did NOT throw all of that "TRASH" away
But it DID make me wonder what people will say about MY things when I pass....
:D
 
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James G 5 said:
I am AWFULLY absentminded and try to be VERY careful to keep all my toys packed & in my bag, which is generally in my car so I have it when I need it
Once in a while I leave something laying around, but given the clothes or buttons I wear (like the shirt in my AV) and the little things like there being at LEAST one handcuff key on each of my keyrings, no one who knows me would be surprised
And there are other things, like condoms & lube always laying around....

Here's one most of you probably haven't thought of tho
What happens to your stuff when you DIE??

When my grandfather passed away at the ripe old age of 84, I ended up sitting in his living room while my aunt (a minister's wife!) and her 2 daughters cleaned grandad's room and packed his clothes and things for donation
Suddenly I hear her scream "JAMES! get in here!"
I walk in to see my visibly shaken aunt standing in front of grandad's dresser, and shooing her daughters out
She looks at me and says "YOU need to throw away the...the...the TRASH in this dresser."
And then she walked out.
I walk over and open the top drawer...usual stuff. Socks, underwear, etc.
Next drawer.....porn videos. Bunches of 'em. Packed in TIGHT. And not just NORMAL porn vids. Titles like "Spanking Asian Bitches" "Butts Beaten and Stuffed" "Red Chinese Get Red-Cheeked" (Obviously my loves of Asian women, spanking, and anal are inherited)
Next drawer...A crop (it's in my toybag now ;)), some short lengths of rope, a 1/2 used pack of Trojans, some Astroglide, and nude polaroids of the 30-something housekeeper, some of them wearing the ropes....(I should note, grandma had been dead for many years prior)
Next drawer.....t-shirts and shorts. Oh well :rolleyes:
Needless to say, I did NOT throw all of that "TRASH" away
But it DID make me wonder what people will say about MY things when I pass....
:D
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Now thats good!!!:D ..............Well not about your grandfather , sorry to hear about him but what a good story....:)
 
Wow, what a legacy to leave your grandkids! They'd certainly think of you in awe...
 
FungiUg said:
Wow, what a legacy to leave your grandkids! They'd certainly think of you in awe...
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Between what was in the drawer and the stuff I found on his computer (which I also inherited), I was really off to a good start in seeking this lifestyle

Here's a pic of the crop (It's a working crop with a blade inside, I call it my 3-in-1 Dom tool)
 
actualy my step mother's grand father....put a clause in his will that when he dies my step mother will get all of his vidoes with the disney titles... which are actualy his porn videos..he just dosen't want his daughter to see them and freak out...my step mom has been instructed to then do with them as the please...maybe that part of my family isn't as conservative as a think....well my step mom always does call my dad sir...omg....*wretches*
 
James G 5 said:
I am AWFULLY absentminded and try to be VERY careful to keep all my toys packed & in my bag, which is generally in my car so I have it when I need it
Once in a while I leave something laying around, but given the clothes or buttons I wear (like the shirt in my AV) and the little things like there being at LEAST one handcuff key on each of my keyrings, no one who knows me would be surprised
And there are other things, like condoms & lube always laying around....

Here's one most of you probably haven't thought of tho
What happens to your stuff when you DIE??

When my grandfather passed away at the ripe old age of 84, I ended up sitting in his living room while my aunt (a minister's wife!) and her 2 daughters cleaned grandad's room and packed his clothes and things for donation
Suddenly I hear her scream "JAMES! get in here!"
I walk in to see my visibly shaken aunt standing in front of
grandad's dresser, and shooing her daughters out
She looks at me and says "YOU need to throw away the...the...the TRASH in this dresser."
And then she walked out.
I walk over and open the top drawer...usual stuff. Socks, underwear, etc.
Next drawer.....porn videos. Bunches of 'em. Packed in TIGHT. And not just NORMAL porn vids. Titles like "Spanking Asian Bitches" "Butts Beaten and Stuffed" "Red Chinese Get Red-Cheeked" (Obviously my loves of Asian women, spanking, and anal are inherited)
Next drawer...A crop (it's in my toybag now ;)), some short lengths of rope, a 1/2 used pack of Trojans, some Astroglide, and nude polaroids of the 30-something housekeeper, some of them wearing the ropes....(I should note, grandma had been dead for many years prior)
Next drawer.....t-shirts and shorts. Oh well :rolleyes:
Needless to say, I did NOT throw all of that "TRASH" away
But it DID make me wonder what people will say about MY things when I pass....
:D
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I have wondered the same thing. What a great story. I guess when we pass we'll shock a few as well. :eek: :D :LadyAura
 
James G 5:

I love that you have made an "heirloom" of your grandfather's riding crop. I think he would be pleased. It's wonderful to know that he was able to enjoy his sex life right up until the end and even better for you to be able to associate your sexuality with him in that way ... seems to create a link with your grandad that will always be with you. And in my opinion, it's a more amusing trait inheritance than blue eyes or curly hair.
 
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