impressive
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rgraham666 said:If I did that i would be a troll. They lead such stunted lives I don't want to become one.
And they have to live under bridges and wear funny hats.
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rgraham666 said:If I did that i would be a troll. They lead such stunted lives I don't want to become one.
impressive said:And they have to live under bridges and wear funny hats.
Do you realise that when you do that, you're penalising the good stories that you vote with 4, in favour of the bad ones that deserved less?Boota said:I never cast a vote below a four.
Lauren Hynde said:Do you realise that when you do that, you're penalising the good stories that you vote with 4, in favour of the bad ones that deserved less?
Bitchcarsonshepherd said:Let her show you her charts to prove it.![]()

Lauren Hynde said:Bitch![]()

Lauren Hynde said:Do you realise that when you do that, you're penalising the good stories that you vote with 4, in favour of the bad ones that deserved less?
BlackShanglan said:I agree with Lauren. I vote the whole spectrum. I don't often see anything that strikes me as below a three, but if I see it, I vote it. Otherwise ratings don't really mean anything, and only the number of votes is any guage.
Shanglan
TheEarl said:To troll? God knows I have. My new story is currently leading its category and is in the top 10 stories of this month so far. I actually stand an outside chance of winning something for the first time ever.
Then I look at the stories ahead of me - they're mostly Big Long Novella Chapter 25, or Chapter 13. They've had a chance to build up followers. The onyl reason they've got voting averages as high as 4.97 is that the only people who have been bothered to read that far into the story are diehard fans, who'll always vote a 5. It seems so drastically unfair - my story stands or fails on it's own merits, as a single entity. Their's is only voted on by fanboys who loved the other 24 chapters.
Just for a minute I was so tempted to 1-bomb them. How dare they use that unfair advantage to get in front of my best ever story? And in that brief moment I had a scary insight into the mentality of a one-bomber. It all seems justified when it's in the cause of promoting your story.
Worryingly tempting, but I'm glad to say that I ended up on the light side of the force and didn't vote at all.
I'm sure I had a point to this thread when I started, but it kinda ran away halfway through. Vote 5 for my story anyway. It's quite blatantly not gonna win, but it is the best I've done and I'm so glad that I didn't sully it with cheating.
The Earl
scheherazade_79 said:I've never had the urge to give anyone a 1 vote out of pure spite. Of course, there are plenty of stories out there that do fall into the 1 category in my eyes. But if that's the case, I just don't vote for them.
Saying that, I'm no angel when it comes to my own stories being trolled. Before I knew there was such a thing as Laurel, I'd respond to rogue 1 votes by visiting as many friends as I could and using their computers to 5-vote it back up to its previous score.
As you can imagine, it took quite a bit of time and energy - and unfortunately I don't have those things anymore. So if I'm trolled and I don't feel like going running to Laurel, I just take it like a woman. At the end of the day, literature's such a personal and highly-subjective thing that I'm still not sure how one story can be ruled as being 'better' than any other.
Lisa Denton said:Sometimes I go look at where mine are on the top list, and I always click on a couple above mine, and I always give them a good vote. Not to be nice or to feel good and noble, I do it cause they are good stories, thats why they are above mine.
You gave yourself the best vote and I second it, not on a story but on yourself as a person, with your last sentence.
The Earl Rules!!!

Does that mean you only vote 5s, or sometimes also 4s or 3s?Bridget69 said:I usually vote if I've really enjoyed a story. If I didn't like it, I won't vote on it at all.
Kassiana said:Oh, I do. I've voted on many a horrible story here and given them the ones they earned. I'm sorry to hear that their well-deserved one votes might have been removed by Laurel. I hope that when a story shows no sign that the person was attempting to communicate with others in English, she leaves ones up.
When reading poetry, for example, submissions are short enough for you to read, regardless of quality; The same way, in short stories, reading some first paragraphs can give you a pretty good idea of what's coming, and you don't need more than skimming the few paragraphs that make the rest of the story to confirm it.CharleyH said:But how can you possibly GET THROUGH THE FIRST PARAGRAPH? Are you a masochist?
And if you give it a 1, then surely you did read the whole thing. No?
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Lauren Hynde said:When reading poetry, for example, submissions are short enough for you to read, regardless of quality; The same way, in short stories, reading some first paragraphs can give you a pretty good idea of what's coming, and you don't need more than skimming the few paragraphs that make the rest of the story to confirm it.

A short story isn't a movie, though, is it? The way you read a story is completely different from the way you watch a movie.CharleyH said:Not very responsible of you. Should I write a film review based on my assessment of the first five minutes? Or perhaps a restaurant review based on the cleanliness of it's washroom.![]()
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Lauren Hynde said:A short story isn't a movie, though, is it? The way you read a story is completely different from the way you watch a movie.
There are many short stories out there with little more than 750 words, and after you read the first paragraph, you don't need more than a few seconds of skimming them to know.
carsonshepherd said:And don't they eat billy goats?

Lauren Hynde said:A short story isn't a movie, though, is it? The way you read a story is completely different from the way you watch a movie.
There are many short stories out there with little more than 750 words, and after you read the first paragraph, you don't need more than a few seconds of skimming them to know.
Lauren Hynde said:Do you realise that when you do that, you're penalising the good stories that you vote with 4, in favour of the bad ones that deserved less?
Amy Sweet said:I don't know. I think there must be a logical rational objective criteria to determine these things. And it should be used. If two or more disagree on what story is better than another, one of them is obviously wrong. We can't just let everyone run around saying that good writing is subjective. Chaos will rule.