have you ever had sex in your workplace?

have you ever had sex in your workplace?

  • yes

    Votes: 663 77.8%
  • no

    Votes: 189 22.2%

  • Total voters
    852
Yes. I had an ongoing thing with a co-worker. All our sex was at the workplace. Sometimes during work ours. Sometimes after hours.
 
Given that I've worked from home for the past thirty-something years, I guess the answer is yes :)
 
I’ve only given a handjob at work when I was a teen. In a freezer of all places. :p

I'd love someone to give me a handjob at work now ... it's been a while! Of course I couldn't guarantee that that would be the end of it - I'm all for giving as well as receiving :devil:

Yes. I had an ongoing thing with a co-worker. All our sex was at the workplace. Sometimes during work ours. Sometimes after hours.

I think I may have a vacancy if you want to apply ... there may be a vigorous interview process to go through first ;)
 
I've done it often in the office. I am the office cocksucker and when we travel everyone want to room with me.
 
I've had a few over the years...
First was in my boss' office. (Later, when we wanted more, we took my car to a vacant area by the office but the police flashlight into the car killed that mood.)
Next was after hours phone sex with my lover who was in the waiting lounge of the office and only after realized she had been watched by the security guard the entire time.
Then the next job, was both in my boss' office and, on a weekend, on the conference room table.
A couple of jobs later, it was a lover in my office, push against the window for all to see across the way in busy NYC.
And lastly, in my own little business, it was a lover tied up on the sofa bed for hours of fun.
Ah, the good old days.
 
My office at work is a small, private one, and it has a door that locks. Solo sex happened there once or twice per week. About five years ago, I had a coworker for a boyfriend, and on multiple occasions, he would have lunches with me that would end with me bent forward over my desk. Seems like ancient history now.
 
Nothing particularly tawdry. I am self-employed. My wife works for me. We have a little love nest in an unused office with a couch. I dial the phone, she shows up just as everyone else goes home for the day, we fuck in the back office. Once or twice a week. Couch back in that extra office is the best investment in office furniture ever.
 
Yes, stock room, parking lot, house under construction. I am an equal opportunity fucker.
 
While in college I worked at the local KFC part-time. One evening when it was slow, this cute chick and I were joking around on either side of the pick-up window and she put a honey packet on the counter and made pretend like she was gonna hit it, to squirt the honey at me. The manager (who was quite the MILF herself) just said, "If you do it, you have to lick it off him."

Long story short, she took that as a challenge and she did it. Honey on my face. We ended up in the men's room as she licked the honey off my face, which escalated to making out, and then her blowing me. I ended up returning the favor with something on her face.

That's it for sex at work for me.
 
No, but many years ago my boss and a woman on our team did. More than once. They got caught when a cleaning person found a used condom in one of the conference rooms. My boss and the co-worker were both married. Both marriages survived but it was touch and go for a while.
 
Christmas parties at a local hotel are always suitable for extra-martial sex with co-workers. We were booked in to avoid travelling late at night, so it was easy to fuck in comfort when you decided you both wanted more. One Christmas, we had group sex – two females and two guys – great for team bonding.

Another time I shared an office with a married woman who loved to flirt. We were located in a remote part of the office complex and were rarely disturbed, so we often enjoyed oral sex and had sex a couple of times on the desk – she loved being taken from behind. This risk of being caught added to the sexual thrill.

Sometime later, I met her husband, and he had no idea that his wife was open to office sex or any other offer to fuck.
 
My ex wife worked on the 8th floor that over looked the Mall in Washington DC. Every year they had a 4th of July party to watch the fireworks. We rarely attended, but one year we decided to attend and had a great time with her coworkers. Just before the fireworks were scheduled to go off, she grabbed my hand and led to me to janitors bathroom that was hidden away on the floor. We had our version of fireworks and made it back to the party just as the 4th of July fireworks started over the Mall.
 
I once defeated the IRS in a major audit case for a client. The next day, she came to the office, walked in and shut my door (I have five female staff), scooted my chair back, and gave me one hell of a blowjob.

I also have several adult entertainers as clients. One asked me if she could write off her new piercing. I laughingly suggested that I would need to see proof. She grinned, lifted her skirt, dropped her panties and spread her legs. It was a labia piercing.
 
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