Paul_Chance
The Watcher
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Seen one and got bit by one....Fuckers hurt.
HYE seen a horse go swimming on purpose?
Yes
HYE known a cat that liked to swim?
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Seen one and got bit by one....Fuckers hurt.
HYE seen a horse go swimming on purpose?
Yes
HYE known a cat that liked to swim?
Yes we had one that would dive in the lake going after fish.
HYE fallen out of a raft or had to swim a rapid for one reason or another?
Nope
HYE had to sleep in a vehicle overnight because it broke down?
I have not ever been SCUBA diving.
HYE seen a horsefly...?![]()
I know, I'm out of order, but ...
I've seen a horse fly, I've seen a dragon fly, I've seen a house fly, but I be done seen 'bout ever'thing, when I see an elephant fly ... I've seen a peanut stand, I've heard a rubber band, I've seen a needle that winked its eye ...

Nope
HYE been pulled over by an attractive police officer?
I love that song...thanks for putting it in my head...
Not that I can recall...
HYE been pulled over by the police while in your pyjamas?
noNope....
HYE been asked to leave a store because you hit a security camera with a dodgeball?
no
HYE asked a sales person to try something on because they had a similar build to your SO
YesI worked at a department store way back when right out of school and there was a cute woman I was too shy to approach. I went to her department and told her I would like to buy a sundress for someone that was built just like her. She said the store said they were not supposed to but she did tell me how the dress might flatter or not flatter my girlfriend. Then she asked if I really had a girlfriend or if I was just trying to get her to try the dress on - I must have flinched - I somehow gave myself away and we had some fun flirting. In the end she said she was dating someone seriously but that she considered it a compliment and that I made her day.
HYE brought your partner into the changing room with you and had some fun?
Yes
HYE wondered what the ladies working in Victoria Secret are wearing under their clothes
My best friend married a woman who worked for VS. Though she was not a model I got to see what they wore underneath.
HYE watched your BF or SO in the throws of coitus?
NoI have not.
HYE reported a friend who was spamming people?
No
HYE flown first class?
I have not.
HYE flown on a private jet?
Yes. It's as awesome as you imagine it to be.
HYE suffered a fortunate accident?
I don't think so.
HYE had a bird fly against your car while you were driving?
Birds, rabbits and once a deer.
HYE rescued an animal in distress?
Last year, a dog wandered out on to a fairly busy road, but wasn't "distressed" yet! I stopped and he let me pet him and guide him away from traffic until the braindead owners finally came.
HYE hit a ground hog while riding a bicycle?
no. I've never done that.
HYE bought a drink for a stranger?
I have. Usually if I find out they're celebrating something.
HYE turned a drink from a stranger?
I turned down what appeared to be an offer but I can't be sure.
HYE had to fight with insurance co on the phone? Ugh!
all too often in a previous job.
HYE masturbated because you wanted to get off, but the thought of initiating sex with your partner and getting them off sounded like too much work
I suppose that's one way it could be viewed. I tend to refer to it as a warmer-upper though.
What is your favorite Elvis song?
I suppose that's one way it could be viewed. I tend to refer to it as a warmer-upper though.
What is your favorite Elvis song?