Have you ever.....?

No but I have a brilliant way of avoiding that.


HYE went out with someone just so you wouldn't be alone?

No, but possibly I’ve remained with someone too long, for that reason.

HYE had sympathy sex with someone?
 
Does the spouse count? Otherwise, no.

Have you ever asked for (or agreed to) a second date, even though the first one was meh?
 
Does the spouse count? Otherwise, no.

Have you ever asked for (or agreed to) a second date, even though the first one was meh?
Yes. I’m very optimistic. Apparently too optimistic.

HYE worn something overtly sexy for someone, but then had to deal with someone else?
 
Yes. I’m very optimistic. Apparently too optimistic.

HYE worn something overtly sexy for someone, but then had to deal with someone else?
No... I don't think I have ever worn anything overly sexy when there was more than one person around.

Have you ever walked in on a couple?
 
No... I don't think I have ever worn anything overly sexy when there was more than one person around.

Have you ever walked in on a couple?
Yes. Roommate and his girl. Gottta good view.

HYE walked in on your parents?
 
Yes

HYE kissed or had sex with a neighbour? Same gender or opposite..
 
Yes. My mom's friend and neighbor when I was almost off to college.

HYE teased a stranger in public?
Have not.

HYE, on a first date, fingered/stroke your date to orgasm on a park bench under a full moon?
 
Have not.

HYE, on a first date, fingered/stroke your date to orgasm on a park bench under a full moon?
Well, that's very specific, so I'm gonna have to say no.

HYE turned down a date with someone only to regret it later?
 
Not physically.

HYE ever been tempted not to be faithfully, very close to the point of acting on it?
 
No. Or if I have, it wasn’t good at it.

HYE sneezed and farted, in company?
Tell me it isn’t just me.
Not in company or in private. Like wtf 🤣

Have you ever evacuated a drink through your nose?
 
Not in company or in private. Like wtf 🤣

Have you ever evacuated a drink through your nose?
I tried to down a flask of …sigh… whiskey. I was young. Stupid. In my haste it came out my nose. That is a whole new level of pain.

HYE contemplated using something as an orgasm aide then decided you needed to reevaluate your life 🤣 Or at least your choice.
 
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