Have you ever.....?

[ImpishSeraph]

Nah. I don’t even try to be sexy anymore. But I have thought of updating my profile to alleviate gender confusion.

Where it says Really Experienced under your name, change that to Mr. like some of the other gentleman did

I've watched it to Dark Side of the Moon

HYE fallen asleep while masturbating?

Yes many times

HYE walked into the wrong bathroom in a public place because you were deep in thought?

 

[RcyMtnGrl]

I've watched it to Dark Side of the Moon

HYE fallen asleep while masturbating?

I have.

HYE walked into the wrong bathroom in a public place because you were deep in thought?

I have. Very awkward, but also left a whole wild unfulfilled fantasy in my head.


Have you ever set yourself up to be caught masturbating, intentionally.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Where it says Really Experienced under your name, change that to Mr. like some of the other gentleman did


Yes many times

HYE walked into the wrong bathroom in a public place because you were deep in thought?

I have. Well … nearly. Caught myself with a hand on the door.

I have.

Have you ever set yourself up to be caught masturbating, intentionally.

Yes and it did not work like I hoped. I should try again.

HYE had the wrong person walk in on you while you were naked?

 

[YourSecretSanta]

I have. Well … nearly. Caught myself with a hand on the door.

Yes and it did not work like I hoped. I should try again.

HYE had the wrong person walk in on you while you were naked?

Not the wrong person.

HYE walked in on the wrong people?

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Not the wrong person.

HYE walked in on the wrong people?

Yes

HYE kissed the wrong person by mistake?

 

[YourSecretSanta]

Yes

HYE kissed the wrong person by mistake?

Only if kissing my ex way after I told myself I would stay away from her counts.

HYE been caught masterbating?

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Only if kissing my ex way after I told myself I would stay away from her counts.

HYE been caught masterbating?

Yes

HYE caught someone else masturbating?

 

[YourSecretSanta]

Yes

HYE caught someone else masturbating?

Yeah. In a hostel. And then a partner. College roommate once.

HYE showered with a friend?

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Yeah. In a hostel. And then a partner. College roommate once.

HYE showered with a friend?

Yes, many times over with partners.

HYE had sex under a waterfall?

 

[YourSecretSanta]

Yes, many times over with partners.

Other than partners?

HYE had sex under a waterfall?

No. In the woods and in the water, but not in a waterfall.

HYE had sex in a moving car?

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Other than partners?


No. In the woods and in the water, but not in a waterfall.

HYE had sex in a moving car?

Other than partners .. yes a few times, but nothing nefarious occurred with them

Waterfall - yes.. not all it’s cracked up to be.. especially with loose rock

I haven’t in a moving car…

HYE had a session leave you so drained you had to skip work next day?

 

[bashfull]

Other than partners .. yes a few times, but nothing nefarious occurred with them

Waterfall - yes.. not all it’s cracked up to be.. especially with loose rock

I haven’t in a moving car…

HYE had a session leave you so drained you had to skip work next day?

Yep. I try to make many experiences like that.

HYE done analingus?

 

[Coyote100]

Only briefly as a means to lubricate tĥe the anus for what camè next.

HYE made your partner cum more than two times ?

 

[masterslave00]

Only briefly as a means to lubricate tĥe the anus for what camè next.

HYE made your partner cum more than two times ?

Often with my FWB, wifey was always "too sensitive" to continue

HYE been made cum several times in quick succession?

 

[bashfull]

Yep when I was younger. Recall that song "I'm not as good as I once was but..."

HYE made someone stand perfectly still for you while you made her/him cum?

 

[ALovelyNudist]

Yes, with a young man in a gym not too long ago - he was clearly an admirer so I talked to him and gave him a handjob in the changing rooms

HYE had sex with the wrong person by accident?

 

[Wriggle]

Yes, with a young man in a gym not too long ago - he was clearly an admirer so I talked to him and gave him a handjob in the changing rooms

HYE had sex with the wrong person by accident?

Yes.
Party with too much alcohol and drugs involved.
(Plus I reckon she had done some Magick)

HYE snogged another person in from of your significant other.

 

[Darkrhytm]

Yes.
Party with too much alcohol and drugs involved.
(Plus I reckon she had done some Magick)

HYE snogged another person in from of your significant other.

In front of, yes. We explore all sorts of sexual indulgences and find it to be largely fun. She also finds it vastly arousing and it speaks to her submissive side.

Have you ever cancelled on sex for watching tv?

 

[Coyote100]

Have you ever cancelled on sex for watching tv.

No. I watch almost no TV, but can't say the same about sex.

HYE had a serious crush on a TV star?

 

[Cwtchseeker]

No

HYE met a TV star?

 

[FormerAllStar2]

Yes, several.

HYE been on TV? (The news counts)

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Yes, I’ve been in the audience of a couple of shows and been spotted

HYE been to a TV studio?

 

[Rodlicker11]

Yes I have been to TV studios once as a child on the Bozo the clown show and another on the set of One Day At a Time.

HYE received a blowjob on a hiking trail?

 

[ALovelyNudist]

I’ve given BJs on hiking trails yes!

HYE performed oral sex in an office environment?

Yes I have been to TV studios once as a child on the Bozo the clown show and another on the set of One Day At a Time.

HYE received a blowjob on a hiking trail?

 

[Rodlicker11]

Yes. I had a buxom blonde who worked for me years ago, who I had several encounters with. Including going down on her Muff when everyone else had left for the day.

HYE had sexual relations in a public shower?