Have you ever.....?

No. But I’ve always wanted to. My various girlfriends over the years …not so much.

HYE enjoyed being groped by a stranger?
No, I was mauled in a haunted house as a teenager and didn't appreciate it one bit!

Have you ever kissed a stranger?
 
No, I was mauled in a haunted house as a teenager and didn't appreciate it one bit!

Have you ever kissed a stranger?
I have. And dated her then.

In fact I’ve kissed a surprising number of strangers. With interesting outcomes that I best not share publicly 🤣

HYE secretly orgasmed with people very close to you?
 
Successfuly no, definitely separated out the milk.
HYE had any form of vehicle sexual experience?
 
I've never rode on a train...so it wasn't me

HYE tried to have sex on a boat?
 
I've never rode on a train...so it wasn't me

HYE tried to have sex on a boat?
Damn was trying to find out who it was.

I have had sex on a boat. We made waves

HYE failed to have sex on something really uncomfortable?
 
Nope.

HYE had masked sex?
I never have, probably because I'd spend too long deciding on what mask. Pluto the dog, JFK, Jesus, Dracula, Shrek

Speaking of which HYE fantasised about Shrek or Mrs Shrek?
 
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