have you noticed......

[pointless]

that my farts sometimes smell quite a lot like cheeseburgers? i have.

 

[pointless]

seriously. really they're the best kind. think of the alternatives, man.

 

[lovetoread]

Have you had a checkup recently? Cause I am doubting the cheeseburger aroma.

 

[Saint Peter]

Spicy chicken tacos?

 

[pointless]

well, cheeseburgers plus shit really, but i'm trying to stay positive.

 

[Disgustipated]

Lawn trimmings?

 

[pointless]

man, you need to eat better cheeseburgers.

 

[1sickbastard]

that my farts sometimes smell quite a lot like cheeseburgers? i have.

No, no I haven't, thank christ.

 

[lovetoread]

If the "better" cheeseburgers make one fart, I don't want one.

 

[Lorilei]

Are cheeseburgers all you eat?

 

[nowisthetime]

And your burps taste like Pepsi!

 

[pointless]

nope. cherry coke zero.

not coke cherry zero because fuck you, coke.

 

[Dream59]

I am surprised they don't smell like tacos and chocolate wine.

 

[Sinny]

I tried chocolate wine for the first time at a party last week and it was wretched. I kept thinking... one of these things does not belong.

 

[pointless]

yeah, but that only works with four things. everyone knows that.

 

[chillywilly2]

I tried chocolate wine for the first time at a party last week and it was wretched. I kept thinking... one of these things does not belong.

Kinda like the idiots that thought Crown Royal and maple syrup would go together...bleeech


my farts smell sweet

 

[Sinny]

Kinda like the idiots that thought Crown Royal and maple syrup would go together...bleeech


my farts smell sweet

Maple syrup? That is just wrong. Plain Crown Royal only belongs in my belly, that is all.

 

[pointless]

i prefer royal crown.

 

[Dream59]

You must be from the south.

 

[pointless]

no, just a teetotaler/smoker.

 

[evesdream]

http://theweek.com/article/index/264585/speedreads-study-smelling-farts-is-good-for-your-health

Who knew?

 

[pointless]

see? just let my drinking the blood of the innocent thing. you guys really should listen to me more. you know, like in a cult-ish kinda way, 'cause, let's face it, i'm about as close to a living god as you can get.

 

[jacktar48]

http://theweek.com/article/index/264585/speedreads-study-smelling-farts-is-good-for-your-health

Who knew?

I may live longer than I planned to...

As they say, "He who smelt it dealt it."

 

[evesdream]

Mothra blasphemer.

 

[pointless]

what? mothra is an egg right now. she barely counts.