busybody..
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HERMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You may have bben wondering why I have been out so long!
Well, I went to the gym
The fitness director is an especially attractive 30 something woman, who I often "flirt" with!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Today, I went to her
and the following happened!
ME: You really look gr-EAT today
SHE: Thx! You always say such nice things
ME:I know, and then I pat her on her ASS!
SHE: WTF
ME:Oh, dont worry, HERMY said since you arent MY employee, its OK
SHE: Hermy said soWell, in that case, FINGER me EAT me FUCK me
Of course I did, OFTEN
She musta cum 77 times..............
She left behind a HUGE WET SPOT
http://www.nataliedee.com/110206/the-wet-spot.jpg
exhausted, she whimpered to the others
SHE:Come girls, this guy is great, let him STICK IT IN......................Its OK, HERMY SAID SO!
So I finally did em all and Im back
THX HERMY!![]()
I met Bill a few years ago at Hay. Most of the women, and a fair proportion of the men there, would have dropped their drawers on the spot. The fucker oozes charm.
The fucker oozes charm.
I met Bill a few years ago at Hay. Most of the women, and a fair proportion of the men there, would have dropped their drawers on the spot. The fucker oozes charm.
Then I can pat a womans ass
that I see on the street?![]()
Your attorney just called. He advises not to wash the "charm" out of your T-shirt.
Yes. Report back when she breaks your arm and makes you her bitch.
Thats assault and she will be jailed and RAPED in jail
Unless its ClitMan in jail, then it will be cute

why do you HATE JEWS![]()
Yes
I have a BIG J on my head
so when he looks down he sees a BIG J![]()

Clinton would have been re-elected.
Your politics is shit.
Really.

I like Iman because he isn't a moron.