Help me make a lit thesaurus

[Debbie]

sex

copulation
lovemaking
intercourse
coitus
fornicate
fuckinf
making whoopy
bonkinb
doind the wild thing
getting it on

 

[celiaKitten]

Here's the worst way of describing a man's climax that I've ever encountered:

"and he filled her with the liquid of his loins"

that just sounds .... well ... not arousing for some reason

 

[MissTaken]

Thank you Debbie! They are awesome lists and will help me out immensely.



Ohhh CK....that does sound rather errrr ......icky!

 

[Debbie]

rectum lol damn near killed him lol sorry

Some nick names for one of your favorite parts of the female anatomy...

What do you call a round shapely backside and all its sexy parts?
anal alley
anus
aroma lock
arse
assets
ass
ass hole
back door
backseat
backside
batty
booty
booty juice
bottom
brown basket
brown exit
brown eye
brown tunnel of love
brownsville
bucket
bum
bum hole
buns
bung hole
butt
buttock
caboose
cakes
can
cave of the winds
chocolate wizz-way
cheeks
choco taco
corn hole
crack
cracker canyon
crankshaft
crapper
crevice
derriere
dirtbox
dirt road
dirty doughnut
doodle
doo doo maker downtown brown
duff
dumper
earth mover
end zone
fanny
fantail
fart box
fudge factory
fudge tunnel
globes
gluteus minimus
happy hideway
haunches
hershey highway
hills of love
sweet cheeks
hiney

 

[MissTaken]

Umm

So she should rub her "rattlesnake's canyon" while he inserts his "trouser trout" very slowly into her "fart box????"


LOL....reminds me of the credits at the end of Grumpy Old Men.


Again though, a serious thank you! While I may not use the sentence I am posting here, certainly, I am sure to find better ways to describe a bit of this and a little of that!

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

So she should rub her "rattlesnake's canyon" while he inserts his "trouser trout" very slowly into her "fart box????"

That's got me standing at attention and ready to go LOL

 

[celiaKitten]

some are humorous ..

It's kinda like a sexual mad-libs ...

"He caressed her chocolate wizz-way with his pork sword while lightly squeezing her boobily-joobilies?"

 

[MissTaken]

I must look completely foolish right now, sitting in a room alone, laughing like a fool at my pc!


Heehhehe


Sure! Let's change this thread into a mad libs type game.....

 

[Phoenyx]

Sex (the act)
Matress Dance

Vagina
Love Canal

Clitoris
Ridin Hood

Penis
Pedro

Nipples
Twin Peeks


Breasts
Grand Titons

Rectum
Dam Near Killed em

 

[iann666]

more

How about some Cockney rhyming slang

Fanny(Vagina in England)-Jack and Danny
Breast- Bristols, Bristol City's - titties
Green grass- Arse
Grandfather,grandfather clock-cock
Cockney slang is usually shortened as much as poss so would read something like
So after a quick grope of her Bristols,he pulled out his grandfather and filled her jack whilst squeezing her green grass
not very erotic them cockneys lol

 

[Willing and Unsure]

I must look completely foolish right now, sitting in a room alone, laughing like a fool at my pc!

you're not the only one... if my roomie were here i'd be keeping her up for sure