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ABSTRUSE said:
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've seen them here too!
Lou, please don't tell me this is what we'll have to look forward to as old women:eek:
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Nope. Not me, anyway. I've left written instructions and given a copy to all my nearest and dearest.

"Should a crochet needle ever been seen in my hand, you absolutely MUST poke it in my ear."

Lou :p
 
neonlyte said:
I've gone off her already!
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Awww, she's upset now. She asked me to tell you, "You can call me anything you like, big boy." ;)

Lou
 
ABSTRUSE said:
PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!
tears rolling down face......LOL.
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DITTO!!!!!!!

Oh fuck, I'm hyper-ventilating!!!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 
Tatelou said:
Awww, she's upset now. She asked me to tell you, "You can call me anything you like, big boy." ;)

Lou
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LOL...

Enough - 'Big Boy's' got a team to watch. Talk later.

PORTUGAL
PORTUGAL
 
Tatelou said:
DITTO!!!!!!!

Oh fuck, I'm hyper-ventilating!!!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Does it vibrate too???? LOLOLOLOL
 
My friend in Burlington had a girlfriend, once, who put those dollies in his loo. They looked different naked, they had legs. I was just visiting, but my host and hostess were at work and I had the day.

I bought some latex and snipped some of the dolly's split ends, applied some pink paint and constructed a little dolly pussy, very realistic, between the plastic legs. Then I replaced her in the roll. I told no one, but left it as a time bomb.

Months later I got a 'phone call. Roger was still laughing, tears on his face, whooping for joy, and his girlfriend was kicking his shins and screaming insults at him, and louder ones at me.

"Was that you who made the little doll anatomically..."

"Yep. She found it?"

"She sure did, and she thought it was me until I saw it and lost control for five solid minutes. Then she knew who it had been. You bastard. I love it."

She was breaking up with him anyway.

cantdog
 
cantdog said:
My friend in Burlington had a girlfriend, once, who put those dollies in his loo. They looked different naked, they had legs. I was just visiting, but my host and hostess were at work and I had the day.

I bought some latex and snipped some of the dolly's split ends, applied some pink paint and constructed a little dolly pussy, very realistic, between the plastic legs. Then I replaced her in the roll. I told no one, but left it as a time bomb.

Months later I got a 'phone call. Roger was still laughing, tears on his face, whooping for joy, and his girlfriend was kicking his shins and screaming insults at him, and louder ones at me.

"Was that you who made the little doll anatomically..."

"Yep. She found it?"

"She sure did, and she thought it was me until I saw it and lost control for five solid minutes. Then she knew who it had been. You bastard. I love it."

She was breaking up with him anyway.

cantdog
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Hahaha! That's hilarious! :D

Serves her right for having one.

Lou
 
Lauren Hynde said:
OH! I remember my mom having one or two of those when I was 4 or 5 years old. :eek:
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You have my deepest sympathy. :rose:

Lou

P.S. The Dutch need all the help they can get now, eh? ;)
 
Lauren Hynde said:
OH! I remember my mom having one or two of those when I was 4 or 5 years old. :eek:
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I bet you have leather outfits on yours with handcuffs and a whip...LOL:devil:
 
I only ever saw one of those things. My mother had it for a while, but was not able to keep it. Every time our cat got into the bathroom, he would elope with it.

When last seen, Tuffy was crossing the street carrying a pink and white “doll.” My mother never found out where the old reprobate had put it, either.

In retrospect, I could have been more sympathetic about the abduction. I fear that I fed His Tuffness on half a tin of sardines in honour of his escapade.

My excuse is, I was very young, and she had lectured me that it was absolutely not a plaything, for my use.
 
OMG! it's like a horror movie:

"Attack of the Loo Girls"
just when you thought it was safe to go potty......they striike!!!!!!!!!
 
ABSTRUSE said:
"Attack of the Loo Girls"
just when you thought it was safe to go potty......they striike!!!!!!!!!
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“What we have here, is a failure through incontinence!”
 
Virtual_Burlesque said:
I only ever saw one of those things. My mother had it for a while, but was not able to keep it. Every time our cat got into the bathroom, he would elope with it.

When last seen, Tuffy was crossing the street carrying a pink and white “doll.” My mother never found out where the old reprobate had put it, either.

In retrospect, I could have been more sympathetic about the abduction. I fear that I fed His Tuffness on half a tin of sardines in honour of his escapade.

My excuse is, I was very young, and she had lectured me that it was absolutely not a plaything, for my use.
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LOL! Funny story! :D

Those loo dolls sure do get around. :eek:
 
ABSTRUSE said:
I bet you have leather outfits on yours with handcuffs and a whip...LOL:devil:
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Hey, there could be a market for that. :D

(and from what I recall from my visit to Amsterdam, it would make a fine national symbol :devil: )
 
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