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Hot water bottle. Spiced mulled wine. Good book.
And someone to run interference so nobody bugs you all day!
 
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon little Johnnie, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude. But eventually his turn came.

Little Johnnie walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down. Well the teacher couldn't figure out what Johnnie had in mind for his report on something exciting, so she asked him just what that was.

"It's a period" reported Johnnie.

"Well I can see that" she said. "but what is so exciting about a period."

"Damned if I know" said Johnnie, "but this morning my sister said she missed one. Then Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted and the man next door shot himself."

I never did any of that.
 
Two words : Diva Cup.

I wish I got one years ago. Buh bye stupid leaky tampons.
 
Do you think it would work with a heavy flow? I've got clots the size of golf balls!:eek:

Golf Balls? Are you fucking serious? I hope you are exaggerating.

I can wear it for eight hours without a problem. But I am not birthing golf balls.

I'm guessing that you might want to consider an endometrial ablation if you bleed like that. You must cramp up like it's early labor! :eek:
 
Golf Balls? Are you fucking serious? I hope you are exaggerating.

I can wear it for eight hours without a problem. But I am not birthing golf balls.

I'm guessing that you might want to consider an endometrial ablation if you bleed like that. You must cramp up like it's early labor! :eek:

I bleed so much, I am now resorting to wearing a diaper, a heavy duty pad inside the diaper, as well as a super tampon, just to make it through the night without waking up in a pool of blood.!

Seriously, clots that are so large they splash ans make noise when they hit water! They won't go down the shower drain either. uhhhhh.

Doctor has wanted to do ablation, but I canceled the surgery years ago. I heard stories from women saying it wasn't good for them. Also, you can still get pregnant after ablation, but would need a D&C as you can not carry a child after ablation. I worried I would get pregnant, as I only use the rhythm method. How could I calibrate my fertile time if I never got a period again?
 
Actually, I'm right with you Girlsmiley. My "friend " arrived today. Retched curse!
 
Two words : Diva Cup.

I wish I got one years ago. Buh bye stupid leaky tampons.

I had to google Divacup. I wonder if we stock any here in the land down under. Probably should have just posted Australia. Too late now I'm not changing it.

Actually, I'm right with you Girlsmiley. My "friend " arrived today. Retched curse!

I try to stay calm and still and avoid anything sharp. Corners. I walk into things because my brain. Mush.
 
I had to google Divacup. I wonder if we stock any here in the land down under. Probably should have just posted Australia. Too late now I'm not changing it.



I try to stay calm and still and avoid anything sharp. Corners. I walk into things because my brain. Mush.

I sit on plastic bags in my car and always have a change of clothes handy.
 
TMI honey.

You're a man right?

This is a thread about someone having a nasty period. It's a period thread. I can post whatever I want on here because I am an actual woman experiencing a nasty period. Right now.
 
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